Steak man 👨

@talkSPORT Talk shite spouting absolute garbage again.

Newcastle spent £98million on summer signings Anthony Elanga and Jacob Ramsey. 💰 That's £7million more than Barcelona paid for their entire starting XI. 🤯

@talkSPORT You lot are spouting shite again.

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Man United are interested in signing Newcastle captain Bruno Guimaraes! 👀🔴 How much do YOU think he’d cost? 💰

@Weldy43 Idiot

If Sunderland beat us on Sunday surely that will be enough to see the back of Howe

@talkSPORT How about talk shite fuck off. We all support Eddie Howe!

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Big calls being made. 😬

@wearz @talkSPORT Shut up

@talkSPORT I love what Eddie has done for us but after nearly 5 years and £700m spend, non sustainable high press intensity football, non possession, catastrophic summer £250m spend we need a rebuild and a change of manager. Keeping him will be rinse and repeat. Hard to say that 😞

@solipsismmusic @GregBaldwinIroh Branson has the better sauce

@GregBaldwinIroh You want Branston Beans. Heinz beans are for children and are too sweet.

British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?

@NE5westend They do it when they are nesting, fighting”rival birds”. We had a problem a few years back, ££££’s damage to cars. .22 air rifle sorted the problem out

Anyone else got problems with crows pecking the shit out the car. Bastards at it again this morning. Black van. Something to do with them seeing their reflections and thinking it’s rival crow?

@NathanActor2008 @NUFC Mate you post about WWE, your opinion counts for nowt young boy!

@NUFC Celebrated like you just won the quadruple absolute embarrassing little club

One year on. History made 🏆

@sentdefender Funny man

In a video interview, Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps General Ebrahim Jabbari has stated that the missiles Iran is now sending towards U.S. forces are 'from the back of the stockpile' warning that the U.S. will soon see weapons we've "never seen before".

@BruceWayne981 @CraigHope_DM So just because of where he is from that makes him a bad person? You my friend are a left wing racist.

@steakman154 @CraigHope_DM "What does it matter if we sign a nazi?" - football fans in 1941

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@BruceWayne981 @CraigHope_DM What does it matter if we do sign an Israeli?

@CraigHope_DM I mean the club's already fairly morally corrupt with the owners but we had better not fucking sign an Israeli

@Im_RobM @Punished_TBlair Suspect it’s from here

@Punished_TBlair I don't get why one day that blue just became a thing we hung on to.

Deleted by Martin now after what appeared to be an accidental post meant for a DM or email 🙃 All but confirms that these will be two of the #NUFC kits next season.

@upshine3 Having pets

What is extremely unhygienic but everyone seems to do it anyway???

@DiscoDan18 @NUFC Fucking give over man

@NUFC 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣

Back on the road tomorrow 👊

@glxlz @NUFC Fuck off

@NUFC Another defeat awaits us with this coach

@TouchlineX @FrancisChipp it seems you were right all along, knee slides are dangerous and need to be banned outright.

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Gabriel Paulista: “When I scored, I celebrated by sliding. The guys said: ‘don’t do that, you’re not in Europe anymore’. Both of my knees are now completely wrecked.”

@StanCollymore Maybe you should have given Ulrika a little cuddle instead of smashing her face in?

Geordies, what's going on with Wissa? A natural ball carrier he looks as though he's going to trip over the ball when its in front of him, from a former striker's perspective ( Watkins similar this season too) it looks as though he's struggling with confidence? As fans we maybe judge strikers differently but there seemed to be an audible groan when he got it, almost as though the crowd have given up on him a bit? Maybe make a point of giving him a cuddle because he's a talented guy...

@Tshewang2403 @worflags Fucking moron!!

@worflags Write in the banner saying Eddie Howe Out

Massive display in the Gallowgate for tomorrow. There is something on each seat in the Gallowgate and the corners, we’d appreciate if you can be there a little earlier. We also really need some help on both middle and lower walkways in the Gallowgate with some of the banners we have planned. If anyone is available to help hold them, please head for the massive banners that you’ll see. Huge opportunity to progress into the next round. PSV are here in numbers and will be loud and proud, we need to beat that. Massive atmosphere needed, get behind the lads from the first minute. These are the nights we’ve always dreamed of. HOWAY THE LADS