Shrimp Rice Roll ❁ ❂

"First name?" "Tram" "Ok last name?" "Tran" "First name?" "Tram" "Same as your last name?" "Sure" twitter.com/rextestarossa/…

If you think about it, a scientists whole job is to fuck around and find out

A man who cooks, cleans, and washes the dishes is just a functional adult, not a special being.

Unfollowing moon walk and space deniers. My parents didn’t escape Vietnam on a boat for me to entertain this nonsense haha

i’m sick she is so beautiful

@SurgeryBro @jaurnale That was so mean and uncalled for of them lmao

@jaurnale What, no way. I’m the nicest bro ever

Bro, this is embarrassing to admit, but all of my serious relationships came from social media, minus the two nurses I met main stage at Sunset Music Festival in Tampa

I done do it

Can I eat a bowl of pho in ten minutes? Let’s find out on this episode of Why is Tram Running Late Again

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

This warped my entire view on human beings as a species on this planet

Sea lions surfing huge waves near Santa Barbara Island, California filmed by Ryan Lawler of Pacific Offshore Expeditions

I rarely taste my food while cooking, I cook entirely on confidence and vibes so the finished product is always a surprise to me as much as it is to you. If you eat my food and something is wrong, please know that I am also a victim and we are in this together.

@anactualwalnut 😫😫😭😭😭

Those reels of food influencers going to small immigrant owned mom and pop restaurants that have no customers and eating their food, recording it, uploading it, and then they start getting a bunch of customers afterwards make me cry bro. Esp when the influencer goes back again and the owners say they’ve been very busy and it means so much to them. Just humans helping other humans succeed and bringing different cultures to people. I’m a huge weenie for human connection!!!!!!!!! I will cry every time!!!!

Scrolled the timeline and it’s Gucci Mane kidnapped, Tiger Woods drunk as fuck in the back of a patrol car, and a government official’s husband with fake bimbo titties. It’s just too much.

see how gracefully you age when you eat lumpia? adobo? every single day

You’re bored because you’re not doing side quests, man. Life is more than just working and then throwing yourself into bed doing nothing. Here are 50 side quests to complete:

The correct way to get rid of lower back pain👇

HANNAH MONTANA SINGING THE CLIMB. I AM SOBBING 🥺

@SurgeryBro HAVE YOU TRIED THEIR FRIES

Bro, I didn’t try Taco Bell until 2018 when my white friends in medical school got me some. The Crunchwrap Supreme with no sour cream is still my go to🤣

Shhhh the Hannah Montana reunion is on

Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 🤣