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@dwallacewells He doesn't have the concept of 'theory'.

“Trump has a theory of American power. When he first put it forward, it was a relatively marginal theory. Now it is seemingly almost uncontested.” newstatesman.com/comment/2024/1…

@ViagraBoys they forgot gyrating

sounds like someone's tryna smash

@ChetZar little scamp just wanted to watch a movie

This is what Biden & Harris think of anyone who doesn’t support them. We’re just garbage to be kicked to the curb. Come Tuesday, they will find out one Democrat Presidential candidate’s trash is another candidate’s treasure. Trump voters are proud American Patriots, hardworking people, and the heart of our nation, who put God, country, and family first. On Tuesday, we will send Kamala and Timmy boy to the curb. It’s time to stand up and take our country back at the ballot box — peacefully and decisively. It’s time to VOTE.

@vinn_ayy name and bunch of numbers always with the bad advice, smh. no I will not eat soup with a fork thanks

if acknowledging the rise of inexplicable, performance makeup on the right is a crime, then brother, ur gonna have to lock me up

oh, sorry, but actually you and I aren’t in this together. I’m different ❤️

@NoamChompers "Aristotle believed in becoming" really makes you stop and kick the tires y'know

Been trying to 100% Balatro for the first time since mobile launched and holy shit I have some words for John Balatro

@HeavyMetalInk @elonmusk @Tesla @adcock_brett @Figure_robot @ufc Better to huff cat piss with Kenny imo

Kentucky state Sen. Johnnie Turner has died after being injured at home last month when he plunged into an empty swimming pool while aboard a lawn mower. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/k…

@NoamChompers it's cuz you kept using 'constituitive' in ordinary contexts smdh

making my gf quit her improv troupe. we're not moving to texas or anything, improv is just a hard boundary for me

@CodeRed_dev don't touch the raw with bare hands, we're not monsters

Why people code like this.

@chrissteinplays yes that's right punk is dead youtu.be/KYx7CN3rBFM?si…

I'd like to know how a society that spent a half century with hippies, rock and roll, weed, LSD, the beats, punks, counter culture movements, endless quantities of sci fi and horror turned out so straight

@vijayvinyl the McDonald's farm upstate is not so bad, Timmy. plenty of room to move around, lots of burgers and fries

Creating a fake version of an insane old man's favorite fast food restaurant filled with adoring fans is very "last family outing before we institutionalize him" tbh

@oksde @prageru lmfao

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@hausofdecline Chocolate and cheese swamp level, underwater chamber of the golden eel, Zoloft cloud level, a fancypants character customizer ... endless options

My dream video game would be kingdom hearts but all the worlds are different Ween albums

@AlexIp718 @migold babe come over let's read Arnold Palmer stories

According to an exchange between @migold and Branden McEuen, a Doctoral Candidate at Wayne State University who studies genetics and eugenics in progressive era United States, senior editors overrode Michael Gold's decision to describe former President Trump's speech accurately

35 years of Pretty Hate Machine.

If you are considering cutting philosophy, math, physics, and chemistry for low enrollment, how can you even call yourself a university?

@pants campfire ghost is part owner of the beans