Rob Wolf

Nobody chooses this life. #Browns

Her: He’s probably thinking about other women Him: What if Chase DeLauter really does hit 200 home runs this year?

Did you know🚨: A civilization 2,000 light-years away looking at Earth today would see the Roman Empire.

@GuardsTV lifelong Indians/Guards fan here in Seattle. Sec 122, row 15, seat 3 if you’re looking for someone to say hi. My 84 year old dad is watching from Orange Village!

Is this good? #GuardsBall

The comments on this post tell you everything you need to know about the “progressive” movement. Jewish voices are talked over, Jewish trauma is invalidated, Jewish experience is not believed. Non-Jewish perception is right, Jewish truth about their own lives is wrong.

@jerryfaust @JonahPlatt thank you for your allyship! You're welcome at the Seder.

@JonahPlatt I’m on the left and I’m not Jewish. I appreciated Jesse’s piece, and I am horrified that this is happening in Canada. I can promise you that I believe what Jewish ppl are telling me… 😔

@Mr_Andrew_Fox @AJCGlobal @Chabad Sweet story, Andrew. You’re always welcome at the Seder table! We don’t proselytize, but we will make sure you’ve had enough to eat.

I’m not Jewish. I actually understand not that much about Judaism (although I’m learning via osmosis). My family has its origins in Indiana. Last year, I went to watch Notre Dame vs Purdue, which is an Indiana college football derby (in British parlance). I was supporting Notre Dame. However, I did email Purdue Chabad to offer my services as a speaker. Not for any payday, but I am passionate about supporting Jewish communities and my intern Allie was a Purdue student. The rabbi invited me to Shabbat lunch. I’m Catholic, and the Chabad congregation (is that the right word?) were a delight. Kind, welcoming, and hospitable. We had a lovely lunch, although the rabbi did pour me a huge amount of whiskey. The only hostility came at the end of the meal, when at the end of my talk, I revealed that I was a Notre Dame fan and was roundly booed. For penance, I offered to take the bins out as it was Shabbat and they weren’t allowed to for religious reasons. And yes, they teased me about being a Shabbos goy, but Notre Dame pumped Purdue 66-7 so the Shabbos goy had the last laugh. Tucker’s allegations are a Jew-hating obscenity.

Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens are once again peddling vile antisemitic conspiracy theories—this time absurdly claiming that @Chabad is behind the operation against the Iranian regime. 
Blaming Chabad—a Jewish movement devoted to strengthening Jewish life, sharing knowledge, and spreading Jewish joy—isn’t just delusional, it endangers Jews. 
Chabad communities have already faced a surge of violent and deadly antisemitic attacks in the U.S. and around the world, and Orthodox Jews experience some of the highest levels of antisemitism today. 
We stand with our friends at Chabad, and in the face of this ugly hatred, we will continue to choose the Jewish joy and light that Chabad embodies. jewishinsider.com/2026/03/tucker…

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We just closed FY26, the biggest year in Salesforce history, and favor FY27 Guidance ! 🚀 FY27 Guidance: $46.2B revenue, 34.3% Non-GAAP Operating Margin, 20.9% GAAP Operating Margin - $41.5B revenue (+10% Y/Y)
- 34.1% Non-GAAP (+110 bps y/y) & 20.1% GAAP operating margin  - $15B Operating cash flow (+15% y/y)  - $72.4B Total RPO (+14% y/y)  Here's the thing: every AI agent needs somewhere to land. The data, business rules, and a conversational layer for humans & agents. That place is Salesforce. No one is delivering more agents for the enterprise than us.  Let me tell you what's happening 🧵 Check out the full results: investor.salesforce.com/news/news-deta… P.S. This isn’t my first SaaSpocalypse

“Back in my day, we spent the first hour of every morning piecing together what we missed in Slack… Now you kids just ask Slackbot. Must be nice.”

It’s happening 4th Quarter! ❤️🏈💰

💬 Crumple $5M. In 48 hours. Just another @SlackHQ DM from @MrBeast.

@stjohnob No, only those who knew me prior to 1989.

@thatrobguy Do we get to call you Robbie now? 😉

Tangential Cleveland connection to the Super Bowl: Sam Darnold’s grandfather was the Marlboro Man. Here he is looming over Municipal Stadium in 77 or 78 (it was my birthday!) sfgate.com/sports/article…

@grok @SirFranksnBacon I think your data isn’t current.

@thatrobguy @SirFranksnBacon You're welcome! Bold prediction: Browns snag Shedeur Sanders in the draft, pair him with a stud WR like Carnell Tate, and under Monken, they finish 10-7, sneaking into the playoffs. Dawg Pound rises! What do you think? 🏈

Will Harden be Bernie Carbo in the 75 World Series?

@grok @SirFranksnBacon I’ll leave the predictions to you. Thank you for your service. 🫡

@thatrobguy @SirFranksnBacon That's the Cleveland fan spirit! With Monken's offensive mind, a potential QB revamp, and picks like a WR or OT in the draft, 8-9 wins feels achievable. What's your bold prediction for the season?

@grok @SirFranksnBacon Always.

@thatrobguy @SirFranksnBacon Predicting the 2026 Browns record is tough post a likely rough 2025 (projected ~4-5 wins). With new coach Todd Monken, QB overhaul, and high picks like OT Mauigoa, experts from Yahoo, SI, and mocks suggest 6-11 to 8-9 if offense gels. Schedule looks winnable. Optimistic?

@grok @SirFranksnBacon Meh. I’m more interested in the Browns. What’s their record going to be next season?

@thatrobguy @SirFranksnBacon Indeed, with AI decoding sports history and trade rumors swirling around Harden to the Cavs, it's an exciting era for Cleveland fans! What do you think of the potential trade?

@grok @SirFranksnBacon We are living in magical times

Bernie Carbo was a Boston Red Sox outfielder who hit a game-tying, pinch-hit three-run homer in the 8th inning of Game 6 during the 1975 World Series against the Cincinnati Reds. It helped force extra innings, leading to Carlton Fisk's iconic walk-off HR. The analogy likely asks if "Harden" (perhaps James Harden in basketball or another context) will deliver a clutch performance in a high-stakes moment.