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@JebraFaushay I know an MTV spring break baddie when I see one!!!

Hell yeah, MeeMaw. You get to a certain age and you say “Fvck it, I don’t care what anyone thinks.” Wear your Pomeranian tee shirt, have a cocktail, and let loose.

NO the FUCK we are NOT!!!!!!!

I just want to take this opportunity to point out that there is a man named Henry Walter Wooten, from Smith County, Texas, who is serving 35 YEARS IN PRISON for marijuana possession. Carry on.

@Mlu__N2 I watched the beginning like 6 times and ..is.. is it moving?

Pretty sure caviar isn’t meant to touch metal it affects its taste. Even the metal tins they’re in are coated with food safe enamel so it doesn’t affect its flavour.

@HendoSlice When they did him dirty AF during this presidential run I knew then that not a single one of our votes mattered and this is all a fucking game. He was for the American people hands down still is.

Remember when people started saying Bernie was too old to survive a 4 year presidency? That was 10 years ago.

@Boy123Jim_ @HeDontMakeNoise Yes a Lifetime Movie! It was based on Michelle Knight mostly who easily had it the worse being in his captivity the longest and not a soul looking for her. Even after she felt alone because she had nothing to go back to. Those girls became her family.

@HeDontMakeNoise Wasn't there a movie based on this?

In 2013, this man, Charles Ramsey, heard a cry for help from his neighbor’s house and went there to help. He ended up rescuing a child and three women who were believed to have died, as they had been missing for roughly a decade and were never found.

@HeDontMakeNoise They did a lifetime movie on this story & it was incredibly sad. Especially for Michelle Knight because no one was looking for her ever, she came from a broken home. Those poor girls had to go through hell.

Video going viral of kids going to their pastor’s home asking for prayers after seeing something upsetting.

i been laughing at this video for hours now bruh

@NM5WRLD We use to buy dime bags and get at least two blunts out them bitches, be zooted for hours. Now, it's super easy to blow a half an ounce in a week. I miss the old stuff.

My unpopular weed opinion is this new weed looks better than the weed from back in the day, but this shi ain’t smoking like that. Weed use to have you high all day..

@0000fool @prinkasusa And going back to this original statement, you sound dumb AF. Some species eat their children. It's an animal instinct to want to procreate. As humans we are quite evolved so bringing kids into this world isn't just about fckin. Which is basically what you said.

@prinkasusa Those women are dumb af & denying their true nature. Bearing children is a core part of ALL humanity. It is a basic drive for all living things. To feel otherwise is at best mental illness.

Some women will never want children in their life in any meaningful capacity. They don't want to give birth. They don't want to adopt. They don't want to be the fun auntie. They don't want to be a godmother. They don't want to work in a field with children. They will never change a child's diaper and don't believe their lack of childcare skills is a problem that needs fixing, because childcare is not a crucial part of the human experience, with billions of people on the planet. They go about their day while only seeing kids out at the grocery store or at the park, and nothing is missing from their lives. The refusal to accept this is driving a global right-wing backlash movement.

@0000fool @thisstorygoeson @TaegiClavicles @harurinpics @Ryanseptus @prinkasusa Our instincts are animalistic at default, which is why generations before us were Fkn like rabbits & having 7+ children. In today's economy? ain't no way. Can't rely on basic animal instincts like this is the cave times. Bringing kids into this world is a CHOICE not a calling.

@thisstorygoeson @TaegiClavicles @harurinpics @Ryanseptus @prinkasusa Because I don’t let my instincts rule me. Doesn’t mean we shouldn’t acknowledge & listen to them.

@0000fool @ReneeG1530578 @TaegiClavicles @ApexAlbon @prinkasusa Soooooo once men find out how to make babies on their own, they will then dump the baby off on to a robot? There's a reason Eve was created because men been doing and saying stupid shit since the dawn of existence.

@ReneeG1530578 @TaegiClavicles @ApexAlbon @prinkasusa In that case it is presumed there is a supplemental support, probably a nanny or robot. Maybe both.

@SunnyBanks_ I want to see the reaction from her grandbaby! Man this makes me miss my grandpa something fierce. I worked so hard in school and everything I did and he made sure my senior year I had my own way to get to and from school. RIP my angel.

🥹 this Grandma got her Grandbaby a Hello Kitty decked out car and I just … 🥲🥹🥹 I love it! Grandma did amazing!!! 🔥🔥🔥

-Uber owns no cars -Airbnb owns no houses -Amazon owns no stores -Spotify owns no music -Netflix owns no cinemas Middlemen always profit the most.

A Russian Teacher recorded the differences in the development of boys and girls of the same age, showing that girls are more organized and smarter than boys

🚨 Do you understand what just happened.. the White House rejected Elon's offer to pay TSA workers.. and everyone's arguing about Elon.. nobody's asking the real question.. why is a government that collects $4.4 trillion in taxes every year.. unable to pay airport security workers.. where did the money go.. you paid taxes last month.. so did your parents.. so did 160 million other Americans.. and somehow there's not enough to pay the people standing between you and a hijacking.. but there was enough for $886 billion in military spending.. enough for Congress to get their paychecks on time.. enough for a $1.1 trillion interest payment on debt they created.. the jets got funded.. the bombs got funded.. the politicians got funded.. the guy checking your bag at JFK did not.. and instead of fixing it they turned down free money because it came from the wrong person.. your government doesn't have a money problem.. it has a priority problem.. and you're not on the list..

Megan Thee Stallion and Nickelback team up for a remix of How You Remind Me for Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Dill Pickle

@lowcortisol @druski They only get mad when it's funny but true

But if a white guy did blackface there’d be an uproar