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@phil_hellmuth @junglemandan @stanleytang Stanley Tang plays like he’s grinding rent money

Hellmuth’s Home Game The thoughts of @junglemandan…JungleMan reraised pre, bet flop, and bet $16,000 on turn, then checked river: Stan bet $740,000 Did @stanleytang have it?!? I’ll tell you tomorrow! If you guys remember to ask… #POSITIVITY

@MartinJuza Good blocker for goblin lackey

This has to be the most ridiculous white card ever printed 😂

@ThirdWalking Well done with the dust flush. It took me awhile !

New episode! I discuss the raid at the Lodge, then play a ton of weird pots and try to figure out how double board hold-em bomb pots work crushlivepoker.com/podcasts/dust-…

@fivewithflores @d00mwake reserved list is a pretty big issue. I’m headed to an unlimited proxy event at the end of the month and it’s refreshing to not have to worry. There are only so many mox diamonds in the world

Love the joy I see in these @d00mwake posts; just waiting for the point when a player of his caliber flips the inevitable #premodernmtg switch

@Adamc_snook Wicked

Just New England things.

@ninelivescatt I’d probably get a job

If you only had $1,000 and were forced to restart your poker career, what would you do differently to achieve poker titles and build a higher bankroll? Honest feedback plz I wanna do the 1k ->10k challenge :p

@itsme_urstruly How can we be sure this isn’t a mechanical turk situation

Jordan shows what happens when you try to cheat on the self moving chess board. This is insanely impressive!

@Jakob_Goodwin This kind of reminds me of the time I completely nuked my reputation to win a scg invi game vs mike flores via a gray area technicality. I gave up future EV via credibility for a win in the 2-3 bracket lmao

60 card players: Man, apologizing for doing something scummy to win in cEDH is stupid and your format is fake. Also, 60 card players: SETH MANFIELD SHOULD BE HANGED FOR DOING SOMETHING ALLOWED BY THE RULES

@EisenherzMTG His apology was to maintain integrity for future game EV, that’s all

If lying and deal breaking is what you need to do to win games, I feel sorry for you. Shows both lack of skill and sportsmanship. The best cEDH players don't rely on lying and deal breaking, but brewing, piloting & politicking. Get real. Bunch of 🤡.

@itsJulian23 I think part of it is that it’s a small-ish player pool and flagrantly lying in game will cause his global trust level to fall for future matches, impacting his future EV

I still don't get it. Where is this expectation of telling your oppontents the truth about hidden info (your cards+intentions) coming from? I'd say any1 who even asks questions about hidden information with the expectation of being told the truth is the scummy one.

@rampagepoker No but i have a place for you to bet on it 🤯

Anyone on here have Super Bowl tix they’re selling? I can’t miss out on watching the pats play

@theJayAlto Ya dude those numbers perfectly correlate what a mindblowing insight. Deleting yout twitter account is the best thing you could do for humanity

i have a theory that it takes two weeks of obsession to reach the top 10% of a field, two months to reach the top 1%, two years to reach the top 0.1%, and two decades to reach the top 0.01%.

@dissproportion @kitten_beloved the onus on the restraint of use of deadly force

@zchall @kitten_beloved What onus?

ICE shooting in MN seems to be a perfect scissor, alas

@fromthefen1337 @dissproportion @kitten_beloved sure man

@zchall @dissproportion @kitten_beloved An SUV is also a potentially deadly weapon

@dissproportion @kitten_beloved The onus is on the parties WITH GUNS

@kitten_beloved Everybody there behaved sub optimally.

@Furnacepicks @BBLottos enjoy the 1099MISC

@BBLottos Pride night baby

Sport betting is in a weird place right now

The 2025 gambling revenue numbers in NJ are incredible. Online gambling (slots and tables) $2.6 BILLION so far. Sports betting $1 Billion. Another great episodic de of WiseKracks.. youtu.be/h8g-mtHL0cY?si…

@SamGreenwoodRIO @cardplayerlife Do you think less big buyin events should exist?

@cardplayerlife It is not the fault of the the "high roller contingent" it is the fault of the operators.

"Hot" take: I think part of what has "dulled" what's commonly referred to as "the poker dream" for recreationals is the candor and flippancy with which the high roller contingent publicly treats these kinds of tournaments. Somehow, to all these people we see on camera and on X, $10k $25k and multiple bullets thereof seem to mean nothing at all. We know staking happens. We know Bitcoin is a thing. And yet the overwhelming majority of poker lovers/fans/players (99.99999%) can't begin to imagine what it's like to essentially not care about $10k (much less $25k) less than if a quarter fell out of one's pocket. To regular, plain old folks like me, there's some sort of pain (or at least emotion) we feel to even losing a few hundred. 🤷‍♂️

@PredMTrader A 1 in 100 isn’t a black swan. People who trade on these GAMBLING WEBSITES are just extremely bad (as humans tend to be) at understanding what sub-10% “feels like”.

Mention Markets just experienced one of the largest Black Swan events. "Safety" was not said by the NFL announcers during the entirety of the Bills Patriots Game Safety had traded at 99% and was long thought to be a 100% occurrence Thousands of dollars lost by some, and thousands gained by others

@audavidb Are sandals banned?

Can we all at least be unified against this?