brady

making the worst outfit of all time for only $8.27

@BuzzPatterson @Buncahn big plane

The C-17 landing at LAX. As seen from the In N Out off of 24R.

my disgusting intern

every girl on love is blind is a nurse or doctor and every guy is in software sales

@ItsmindofJson i’m using the second one thanks

Hey #fuckfaces here are some pics if you tryna call outta work today... Ur welcome!

@qvxdri @kalesalad thought it was a guy getting head

Drew this with my fingernails two years ago and left it to die in my drafts.

ted allen is a chopped unc

i was wearing my Bird Alliance of North America shirt and this old lady hit me with a “name your top 3 favorite birds.” I panicked and now i know what it’s like to be a girl wearing a band shirt

coworker is playing lo-fi electro swing versions of red hot chili peppers songs

just added my girlfriends mom on scrabble and forgot that my user name is DaNumbaPuzsyEater

only cool ad i’ve ever seen using ai is from this local fish & chips place

shout out to wifi

@ipodmacbook fresh out. is christian okay?

@zipoffs ummm yeah, ill take the soup. thanks

@StephenM prepare your rotten soul for eternity in hell bald man

Offering “birthright citizenship” to the world when the world is just one plane trip from the United States steals the actual birthright of every American.

ain’t that a damn primus song

@theadamcrouch unlimited woke

Unlimited love

pronoun homophones? you mean the damn liberals!!

@RepOgles you have a rotten soul. you’d better hope Hell isn’t real.

Muslims don't belong in American society. Pluralism is a lie.

one of my friends biggest ersonality traits is that someday he’d like to try doing stand-up

a second fly has reportedly hit mike pence hair

i’m fibermaxxing