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@zoomybee

local legend⚡cloudwatcher ☁️ nationalist 🌄 professional dingus 🌼 my vibe is “atrocious”

heritage 🇺🇸 انضم Eylül 2022
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beezy@zoomybee·
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beezy@zoomybee·
Kill goblins. Behead goblins. Roundhouse kick a goblin into the dungeon floor. Slam dunk a goblin whelp into the cesspit. Crucify filthy greens. Defecate in a goblin's stew. Launch goblins into the sun. Stir fry goblins in a cauldron. Toss goblins into active volcanoes. Urinate into a goblin's lantern oil. Judo throw goblins into a bone grinder. Use goblins as buggy wheels. Serve goblins to ni𝑔𝑔ers. Twist goblin heads off. Report goblins to the king's treasurer. Karate chop goblins in half. Curb stomp pregnant goblins. Trap goblins in the swamp. Crush goblins in the cheese press. Liquefy goblins in a vat of alchemical acid. Eat goblins. Stuff goblin whelps into the washing cauldron and turn it on. Emulsify goblins into ni𝑔𝑔ers Hollandaise sauce. Feed goblins poisoned mushrooms. Dissect goblins. Steal goblins teeth. Exsanguinate goblins in the execution chamber. Stomp goblin skulls with armored boots. Make goblins into fiction. Cremate goblins in the furnace. Pressurize goblins into fine crystals. Lobotomize goblins. Mandatory abortions for goblins. Grind goblin spawn into flour. Weave goblins into a quilt. Drown goblins in boiling rat grease. Vaporize goblins with a magic ray. Kick old goblins down the dungeon stairs. Feed goblins to dragons. Make goblins swim in the Abyssal Trench. Slice goblins with a rusty scimitar.
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agorist 🏴@agoristoperator·
@zoomybee If you do the paperwork listing those if/then statements you can crowd source some answers and make a table to organize it
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beezy
beezy@zoomybee·
i wish there was like a therapist that you can lay out all of your functional dependent (meaning I need X, but I can't get it because Y) issues with that would actually help you with them. how do you rebuild when every aspect of your life has been affected. so many things prevent me from getting the things that i need. i don't need to talk about my childhood i need dental care and health care and clothing and maybe then I could work I wouldn't feel depressed if I wasn't in poverty
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beezy
beezy@zoomybee·
@gripmyhip @lilcatpuke When I was like 25 a coworker asked me how old I was and I told them, then they said "damn I would have guessed like 18 or 19" I'm like lol what why? "oh it was the acne" at least it's only for abt a week every month lmfao. i don't own makeup but I can only imagine 💀
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That Girl
That Girl@gripmyhip·
@lilcatpuke I have adult acne and other skin crap and I don't know how girls with skin issues even wear makeup because I can't without looking like the surface of the moon
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riley ⋆ ݁𖥔 ˖@lilcatpuke·
And I'm here to tell you that it looks really bad and if you aren't covering anything please fucking stop doing that and switch to a primer that doubles as skincare, powder blush,bronzer and highlight, and a good setting spray to lock it in. You will feel better within a week
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Knew patriarchy had won when I realized most women wearing foundation don’t even have acne they literally just cannot stand their skin without it looking like a plastic doll because they’ve been told it’s ugly

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beezy
beezy@zoomybee·
@Noir15662 congrats dude sharpen that charisma 🙏🏻
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beezy
beezy@zoomybee·
much of anxiety and depression comes in survival mode because it is exhausting. i just feel like a societal reject and i don't mean that in a quirky black sheep way. just slipped through the cracks in a society that doesn't give a shit, but it's not anyone else's job to take care of us and it's surely not society's. i just can't hack it or manage it effectively there are too many factors that depend upon one another and I have collapsed
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miagi
miagi@mbcav17145063·
@zoomybee Real. Depression happens when life sucks. Its not all mental. Circumstances matter
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Commander Lufkin
Commander Lufkin@JasperLufkin·
@zoomybee Because the pope needs ANOTHER gold chalice of blood? ...come on spill it beezy, what's the reason?
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beezy
beezy@zoomybee·
life is harder than it needs to be for a very special reason
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bathcat
bathcat@bathcat·
is this a good amount to have saved as a 27 year old man
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beezy@zoomybee·
@milkandmarrow i had a friend who would omit "to be" from statements like "my laundry needs to be switched" so it would be "my laundry needs switched" and I thought it was cute
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DecrepitProwl
DecrepitProwl@DecrepitProwl·
@zoomybee Who you callin’ anon, lady?! I’m only mostly anonymous. Lol
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beezy
beezy@zoomybee·
never voice dox to an anon
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RingTheDinkster
RingTheDinkster@RingTheD1nkster·
@zoomybee Quick struts are lame, I prefer to break really expensive tools and put my life in danger
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beezy
beezy@zoomybee·
so much to doooooo before I am freeeeeee
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the rooster
the rooster@chiefslappah0·
@zoomybee Get you some widow makers, f a quick strut. We die like real men
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beezy
beezy@zoomybee·
@Noir15662 i sound like a dude dw about it
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Noir
Noir@Noir15662·
@zoomybee but I wanna hear ur voice ngl
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