beezy

love

i hung out with the goofiest boxer-doberman mix ever earlier and won him over after much effort

@mbcav17145063 10/10 creamsicle sunset

@zoomybee I forget to look sometimes

turned into a 10/10 sherbet sunset

I’ll block a witch on the orb

i am a certified mosquito genocide advocate

9/10 cotton candy sunset

@GazeUponMyPosts not again

Magician in an alley wanted to show me a magic trick and then made his dick disappear into my ass I’m starting to think that wasn’t magic at all

having an out of pocket experience

@BrokeUglyRetard Good morning I am addicted to nicotine and caffeine

Good morning I am addicted to nicotine and caffeine

call me an instrument the way I keep getting played

lmao

IM GONNA FREAK OUT

NOT A DRILL youtu.be/-Z1208MwueQ?si…

my dad is a poster and my mother was a gamer

I've diagnosed myself with sluggish muscles disease and I'm gonna have to smoke methamphetamines from a glass pipe for the rest of my life to ameliorate the situation(unfortunately they are still working on a cure) but I'm so happy for advances in therapeutics thanks Dr. Science!

@JulianHeliosII or maybe they just unfollowed and removed me as a follower idk but basically the same where you block and unblock to achieve that

@zoomybee What's a "soft block"?

lol one of my mutuals soft blocked me rip

@Alex28977020182 indeed it is

@zoomybee Is this a map of the different regions?

love this country

named after my dad