Ryan Harris

@thomasjameoneil Shane Woewodin - 'Hold my beer'

What’s a bigger stain on the Brownlow medal? Cripps having the most votes ever in a single season? Or Ollie Wines winning one?

@eddie1sport @AFL Yes. Whenever they did happen to lower their eyes they looked dangerous. Kingy called that out in the first half.

@AFL Bombing it long in the forward line time and time again didn’t help. So many times a player was in a better position if the ball carrier had lower the eyes. I’m not a blues fan and just watching was making me mad. Who are their midfield and forward coaches?

"You need to defend and you need to fight, and we are not doing it well enough." Michael Voss after Carlton's 39-point loss to St Kilda. #AFLBluesSaints

@AndrewS35632266 @AFL 😂

@AFL At least Carlton flogged Richmond 💪

@AFL I feel like he lacks the ability to make tactical changes and strategic decisions in-game to adjust to the fact that the opposing coach figures him out in the first half and makes their own adjustments and he doesn't have the answers to counter.

@TheAFCFranco @CarltonFC Yeah. Don't forget the"we had some good moments" call.

@CarltonFC “Yeah look we were disappointed with that period in the 3rd. (Smiles) (smirks) but we get to work next week” Michael Voss probably

A second-half showing that was nowhere near good enough. #AFLBluesSaints

Four boys aged 17, 16, 16 and 12 have been arrested after five machetes were seized at Watergardens Shopping Centre in Taylors Lakes. Police say a 17-year-old was first spotted allegedly concealing a machete in the food court before being arrested after a short foot chase, while three other boys were later tracked to a nearby car where four more machetes were found.

@nicksortor @GrageDustin Some people never Lear

🚨 WTF?! Minnesota Democrats just voted to BLOCK an amendment that would’ve BANNED funding from going to the Quality Learing Center in Minneapolis, per @GrageDustin Yes, the SAME ONE that was just RAIDED Time to CUT OFF ALL federal funding to Minnesota!

@JackCFC0 I'm sure he's heard you say worse.

Darcy Moore I’m absolutely disgusted. My 6 year old son is watching and Moore swears on national television. I’m expecting a massive fine going his way. #AFLPiesHawks

@Madelaine_Burke @3AW693 So just a normal day then...

A fifth alleged offender has been charged in relation to the violence in Port Melbourne last week, involving a stolen Haval. A 14-year-old boy from the Port Phillip area, who was out on bail at the time, will appear before a children’s court today. @3AW693

@tim_michell I had to double check what date April fools falls on.

That Pendles gold jumper numbers can't be real, surely?

@wayne_m159 And it costs $85..

Video footage of the exact moment the BYD Yangwang u9 Xtreme reached a maximum speed of 496.22 km/h on the Track in Petersburg,Germany, officially beating the Bugatti Chiron super sport’s record as the world’s fastest production car

@7NewsMelbourne What a time to be alive for a criminal in Melbourne. Basically have free run of the place...

Children armed with jerry cans and balaclavas have been caught in a second suspected arson attack on a Southbank bar. In recent weeks, there have been almost two dozen incidents in an intensifying underworld war with gangsters recruiting kids to do their dirty work. @LauraTurner_7

@Rhys_2994 Pies too old too slow 🤭

Todays #AFLDonsPies game was a disappointment. They were in it until early in the 3rd, but the polish and skills of the pies proved to much. Pies have an average of around 100 games more experience, and it showed. The Bombers will be great, just give them games and time.

@QuantumGuard17 I'll bet you $100 nothing happens.

AOC says she has “no reason” to cooperate with federal auditors investigating her suspicious $22 million net worth. “I have the same right to privacy as everyone else.” Meanwhile, investigators are baffled—how does a socialist congresswoman go from bartender to multi-millionaire without something shady going on? One federal official warned: “It would be in her best interest to cooperate.” The walls are closing in.

@Tonethebone160 At the MCG today we all remove our hats during the pregame ANZAC day ceremony as a mark of respect to the fallen.

Well, that went well. You disrespect the fallen, only talk about yourself, and kept that fuckin baseball cap on your head. Where’s the respect? You got what you deserved, getting paid to speak WTC is not welcome at all at a dawn service.

@dennisrobertsAU @terkey76 😂😂😂

@terkey76 “Age shall not weary them …”

I am simply not mature enough for this banner #AflTigersDees

@PfitznerMiles It was deplorable.

This is one of the most strangely umpired games I have witnessed. No skin in the game with either side. It seems very inconsistent, with holding the ball especially. Strange. #AFL #AFLdeestigers

@burkenotwills What a howler

Not 15, exactly it went 25 at least, bloody horrible. #AFLTigersDees

@BaysideCollect It was 25! Only jumped out of my chair when she called not 15.

Eleni needs to get a tape measure out. No 15m my ass #AFLTigersDees

@knee_takea @WhellumAnthony Exactly. Weird thing to say.

@WhellumAnthony Thought the same, who cares when he can play, just hope he is ok

Thanks for nothing Jon Ralph, hoping he'll be ready for Fremantle next week? WTF #AFLDogsSwans