
𝕎eird Hiker 🇺🇸🌞⛰️🌻
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𝕎eird Hiker 🇺🇸🌞⛰️🌻
@87lbofbees
When a man looks up with reverence to lofty mountain peaks his heart soars.


genuinely the most hateful message I’ve ever received




Today is Opening Day, which means it's a great day to arrest the killers of Breonna Taylor




I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.


Blue raspberry lemonade Kool-Aid pineapples with the berry blast waffles & Hot Cheeto wings 😤

Time for me to get in on the US vs Europe outdoor fight. I grew up in Finland and moved to Central Virginia about 10 years ago so here is ny generalized perspective. In the US, nature is something you ”go to”. You go to to a State Park, the beach, a hiking path etc. In Finland on the other hand you kinda just ”exist” in nature, it’s all around you. The culture is completely different, yes technically there us more untouched nature in the US but it is not available to most people due to private property laws. In Finland we have the ”all mens right” which means you can hike, camp, fosh and forage on any land, private included as long as it’s not someone’s yard. The neighborhood where I am, me and my kids are the only ones doing any type of foraging, we pick berries, fruit and mushroom. No one else does it. And what else is nuts? It’s illegal to forage in Virginia State Parks, so when I go with my kids we play a game of ”Spot the Park Ranger” to keep Pappa out of jail since he has a backpack full of Chantarelles. Pic from me and my kids picking Blackberries at our local Middle School.


America has arguable the best scenery in the world but it's completely wasted on people who take their Air Controlled car to the beach, invented the climate controlled fishing hut and need a climate controlled luxury deer blind for hunting. Outdoor sports and hobbies are just as popular in Europe on the average and more popular in the Nordics but Americans spend more money on outdoor sports because if they aren't comfortable they aren't going. It's like the meme with the wolf who is fed by stone age people and end up as a pug. Europe sent the best and most adventurous of their people to America and now they won't step outside if its +26°C. Except for my American mutuals and followers of course.



I firmly believe hormonal birth control makes women do braindead stuff like hiking alone from Mexico to Canada. Research shows the pill shrinks the ventromedial prefrontal cortex, which is involved in fear processing and emotional regulation.




The most "boring" drive between two American cities: Denver to Kansas City, MO.




