Adam E. M.

@ChrisVannini Kind of like Cale Makar…signed to an ELC and immediately added to the NHL lineup once the college season ends. Both had to return to Canada briefly for the proper paperwork to clear beforehand.

College hockey is wild because Martone was playing at Michigan State three weeks ago, now he's scoring in the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

Final: #Mets 2, Chicago (NL) 4

@JimJones69_ @L4NDOSMIAMI @TheBrattPack63 Normally, it would be just the date that changes at the same venue, instead of the concert being moved to a different city.

@L4NDOSMIAMI @TheBrattPack63 Well then they’re idiots to think a concert would take precedence over a playoff game. I mean really.

Fun fact: when you buy a ticket to a concert at a sports arena in April/may/June there’s a section on the info page that says “subject to rescheduling due to playoffs” the sports teams contracts with the arenas come first, always, and it happens every year

@zoeyuso A taste of some @katiekushxx2 or maybe having Taco Bell with @OhMadisonMorgan, perhaps?

Looking for girls to collab with in Vegas until the 26th 🦋🫶

@HansMahncke The first move likely will be to disqualify him based on how Jack Smith was disqualified.

I think it’s great that Joe DiGenova is heading down there to shake things up. Unlike your usual lawyers, even the MAGA ones, he saw through the Russiagate hoax from day one and has been fully invested ever since. The problem is that you also need someone methodical and surgical, who knows every part of this story inside out, understands all the connections, and has the depth to actually move the ball forward.

@c_crypto313 @TPXSMovies @RexRadiation @Salshooter @lil_nemo00 and who else?

@TheNicoleAria What’s the event though? You look super great in that outfit 🥰🥰

🤭🤭🤭

@cheerluvkaitlyn @blkblssm, time to get a strap-on and give Cheerleader KaIt lesbian anal?

God forbid I have hobbies. I fucking love anal🍑

@giaderza69 Possible challenge: get multiple loads in the 🍑 and then plug it, and then push it out later!

Yummy cummies

@jaubreyYT @Brazzers, time for a parody!

Is Jesse Watters ok

@Jacobstweets0 @BizNasty2point0 @ryanwhitney6 @spittinchiclets @LalimesMartian @OldTakesExposed #SoundTheSiren

@BizNasty2point0 @ryanwhitney6 @spittinchiclets @LalimesMartian He’s back…

BREAKING: Dave Blunts has reportedly reclogged the Strait of Hormuz

@bluwaifu Have you done a rave themed scene yet?

I really fuck with my og fans who know and understand that as much as I am a slut, I am a hardcore raver. I live for the music and the dance.

@serafinasucks Do you conclude it by saying: Good night, and big balls?

what if i created a wipeout-esque reality show where the contestants are all dudes that want to get into porn and whoever gets the farthest gets told how to get in 😅

@LangmanVince That’s it! It’s time to #SoundTheSiren

The Carolina Hurricanes have the ugliest jerseys in the history of the NHL.

@UrinatingTree @damoah_kevin

@damoah_kevin Six years, maybe.

COME OUTSIDE YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA!!!!!

@elongduet03 @UrinatingTree Without Stuart Skinner, it’s a 6-2 loss. #LetsGoPens #IgniteTheOrange

@UrinatingTree Enjoy Stuart Skinner…yall claim to have won that trade which is diabolical. 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

This shitty performance was because we wore the pure yellow unis. They are cursed.

Final from Pittsburgh.

Good news, we’re not the Mets