Adam Turk

That’s the signal that we will be WFH soon then mol.im/a/15668289

@ALBACapMgmt Have a holiday. Good time not to be in the market just a shame no one can afford a flight

Im not very great at taking my own advice (made a bit in CL vol, pissed it away elsewhere) but i honestly believe the only real winners in this will be the good crude / product traders. When cross asset vol tends to 1 you are paying a blindfold premium. Success is probably luck tbh

@ALBACapMgmt You miss the Coasties

I live in a very nice suburb of Sydney. On my way home from the boozer and 3 20-something girls who would all be attractive to the son i never had were huddling on the grass verge as I walked past. One of them was taking a shit. Socialism.

@realEstateTrent At least you have the self awareness to realise this.

This morning was an absolute punch in the gut. My 5-year-old son is my best friend. I do everything I can to be home by 6pm every day so that I can spend an hour with him before he goes to bed. We play any and all sports together every weekend. We horseplay and crack each other up on a daily basis. We travel to sporting events in different cities across the country multiple times a year. We’re basically the same person, and I take pride in how close we are and how much time we spend together. I took him to school this morning like I do on many days, while I’m vaguely aware that the school invites parents to join the class for a half hour periodically - but I’m always in a rush to get the work day going after I drop him off, and I know my wife attends here and there. This morning on the ride to school, he looked at me and said softly, “I know your work is really important so you don’t need to stay for the parents coffee today.” Yikes. The parent mornings are a much bigger deal than I realized, and I learned in that moment he was bothered I’d never attended. What an unbelievable oversight on my part. You try to balance everything and keep up with so many demands from all directions. You think you’re a really good parent and take pride in it - and sometimes you miss the small things that make such a huge difference. At one point a teacher asked the kids what they were thankful for. He raised his hand: “I’m thankful that my dad is here.” No seven words have ever stung this much, and I’m going to make changes.

@rickygervais @gervaisclips Ok agreed. Would you like to hold it from your bath as well ?

@gervaisclips When they give me $5 million, let me say what I want, and hold the ceremony in Hampstead.

When are you going to host the Oscars @rickygervais?

@matt_barrie What’s wrong can’t you work out people have stopped eating for ‘health reasons’!

Absolute rubbish. It’s due to inflation and a tapped out consumer. dailytelegraph.com.au/business/new-s…

Understatement from McGrath ‘This Wicket still has something in it for the bowlers’ 🤣 #post" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">bbc.com/sport/cricket/…

@DavidDim_ocracy @ausvstheagenda I think they are good at throws and grappling on the ground

@ausvstheagenda I am an Orthodox Christian ☦️ I have no idea what a judeo christian is.

Andrew Hastie says Australia must urgently review its immigration policy after allowing “radical militant Islamists” into the country, pointing to Sajid Akram’s arrival on a student visa and arguing migration should favour those who support Australia as a Judeo Christian nation.

@benkellyone Mate you didn’t even watch this. Complete piss take. ‘I made my 4 year old take an uber home from school’.

This guy made $14,000 in a single day. A perfect example of how lucrative a “boring” business can be. Bravo!

@rickygervais Well done Ricky. Now just imagine how much you’d be donating if you were only a bit funnier. (Love your stuff just helping with some reverse motivation 🤭

@BeefyBotham Wonderful work. Although your beginning to look like you might need another bloody long walk. You save you 10,000 steps a day up no doubt

40 yrs ago we finished my first walk. 18 walks later, over 4 continents & I’ve walked the distance of London to Sydney! Millions raised and here is a video to say thank you to everyone who joined me to make it happen! Not bad for a (just) 70 year old!! youtube.com/watch?v=9CpDol…

foxbusiness.com/politics/trump… Arsonists often end up actually being fire fighters

‘Structural decline’: CBA’s dire forecast - news.com.au No mention of the hugely indebted population with resources being swallowed by a hugely inflated housing market like Jabba the Hutt at an all you can eat buffet. stocks.apple.com/AJVsvt8t2TwyVJ…

@fugarus78 @ausstockchick Sane ? Freudian slip

@ausstockchick The sane group that blame investors, negative gearing and the capital gains 'discount'. They also the ones that didn't buy property before 2019.

Australian house price growth over the last 30 years has averaged 6.4% each year. Yet there is always a group of people who tell me it’s going to crash… #ausbiz #auspol

@AvidCommentator Mate I have a masters in Economics for Business. Never learnt anything about Aussienomics there

Sometimes I wonder what the point of Year 9 Business Studies actually was, when years later we would be told by government that adding significantly to demand has a minimal impact on prices in an inelastic and undersupplied market.

@ALBACapMgmt What happens when they find out you can’t write ?

When a tech stock pivots and starts making pizzas

@realEstateTrent Yep. Mine just turned 6, first year of kindergarten and all I get is a played soccer and short one word answers to specific questions. He’s made lots of friends and super popular and enjoys school. I think by the time they get home it’s just they are completely drained

Kid started kindergarten about a week ago. Takes the school bus, longer days, lots of new faces. We’ve been excited to hear how about his day, but he doesn’t share much. He seems happy, but changes the subject. Does “I don’t want to talk about my day” start this early??

@AvidCommentator Mate you need to stop with your logical rubbish. There is not a single action in Australia that doesn’t lead to higher house prices. How do you not know this ?

'Slashing migration would actually lead to higher house prices in Australia. Here’s why' Righto.... theguardian.com/business/2025/…

Being that I can’t even get Siri to accurately write a SMS that I dictate I am looking forward to when all customer service is AI.