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@barkmeta No. It’s Ohtani cards

Realizing the best performing asset of the last 5 years wasn’t Bitcoin, stocks, or gold… It was Pokemon cards.

@jpizzler17 E

He’s not beating the allegations 😭

@Polymarket There are no games in New York City

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@REMASCULATE It was obviously about assassination

As a COMEDIAN let me say this about that… Jimmy Kimmel out here doing comedy math after the fact. “Oh no, you see… the joke was about the age difference.” Was it? That’s fascinating… because not ONE WORD about age showed up in the setup. That’s like me punching you in the face and then explaining, “No, no… that was actually about climate change.” Well you might say that now… but that ain’t what just happened. Comedy has rules. Not a lot… but the ones we got matter. Setup… THEN punchline. You don’t get to do the punchline first and then hold a press conference explaining what the joke meant. That’s not stand-up… that’s damage control. If the joke was about Trump being 80 and Melania being 50 you gotta SAY THAT. You gotta walk us down that road. You don’t just teleport to the punchline and then act like the audience missed the turn. That ain’t a joke… that’s a BS excuse. And comedians know this. That’s Comedy 101. That’s Day One, open mic, two-drink minimum, “please clap” level stuff. So no… it wasn’t about age. Because if it was, the audience would’ve HEARD IT. What it really was… was a disgustingly bad joke!

@RepTimKennedy Fell for the rage bait. hilarious

This isn’t your kingdom. It’s our country. America fired its last king 250 years ago.

Show me your best Shohei Ohtani card

@Rep_Stansbury You’re a joke

You sir are a joke, not a king

@WhiteHouse No thanks

Patriot passport unlocked. 🦅 Limited edition. Stamped for America 250. 🇺🇸

@CAgovernor Patriots don’t put illegal immigrants over Americans unlike you

"NICE" people don't kill Americans.

@GovTimWalz Funny…. cause you weren’t arrested…..

If you commit fraud in Minnesota you’re going to get caught — and that’s exactly what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information. Joint investigations work, and securing justice depends on it.

@Variety I consider this dude as evil as KKK

Jimmy Kimmel defends calling Melania Trump an “expectant widow” after she and Donald Trump demanded ABC fire him: “It was a very light roast joke about the fact that he’s almost 80 and she’s younger than I am. It was not by any stretch of the definition a call to assassination. And they know that,” Kimmel said. “I’ve been very vocal for many years speaking out against gun violence, in particular. But I understand that the First Lady had a stressful experience over the weekend. And probably every weekend is pretty stressful in that house. And also, I agree that hateful and violent rhetoric is something we should reject. I do. And I think a great place to start to dial that back would be to have a conversation with your husband about it.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/j…

@MarioNawfal Such a fraud

🚨🇺🇸 Jimmy Kimmel says calling Melania an "expectant widow" was a joke about the age gap, not anything darker. Right... Because Kimmel would never wish death on Trump. The man is completely reasonable and definitely not suffering from terminal TDS.

@Variety Now he’s a liar and a coward

@Lucio637635386 @ju4njo_cruz Someone far richer than you

@ju4njo_cruz Quien compraría ese vaso a 200 dólares? Un idiota o un imbécil?

🇺🇸 Un emprendedor estadounidense corta botellas de whisky recogidas de la basura para fabricar vasos de lujo que vende a 200 dólares cada uno. Además, casi sin coste.

@jorgehab @ju4njo_cruz Or really rich

@ju4njo_cruz Hay que ser bien idiota para pagar 200$ por éso

@SleeperDodgers @katiejwoo Hate the way dodgers are managing Ohtani this year. Give him a chance at cy young. Don’t need more than 5 SPs.

Shohei Ohtani is set to take the mound tomorrow, but Dave Roberts said there’s a chance he won’t be in the lineup as a hitter, per @katiejwoo

@Jay30BG4eva Horrible inaccurate AI slop

Women Michael Jackson dated over the years

@farzyness Lifelike graphics

What's your favorite fact about World War 11?

The guy who promised a million Robotaxis by 2020, a 500 mile electric truck for $40k, took $50k deposits for a Roadster 2 with 2020 target deliveries, promised 20 million vehicles by 2030, appreciating asset, humans on Mars by 2022 and and and, is calling the creators of the greatest invention in history scam artists. Things that make you go “hmmm”