@Panegyrick @EckhartsLadder How did George Lucas predict that duck tits would make me- woah… holy moly man those are some nice ones woah duuuude (all my blood leaves my brain and goes to my boner which makes me pass out)
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@EckhartsLadder How did George Lucas so accurately predict what’s happening now 40 years ago?
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This has gotta be one of the dumbest Star Wars related post I’ve ever seen
Star Wars Holocron@sw_holocron
How did George Lucas so accurately predict what’s happening now 27 years ago?
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Pleading with anyone seeing this rn to not watch the hacked version and wait for October so artist and animators can get their credits 🙏🏾
AniTV@AniTVOfficial
Nickelodeon has been HACKED and the hacker released the Entire NEW Avatar Movie "The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender" The Movie's Release Date was set for October 2026.
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@John_J_Marlin We’re gonna have high speed rail and every time the train goes over a new ancestral territory everyone has to stop, get out of the train, and do a 15 minute long land acknowledgment.
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By the time we're done, Trumpers won't even be able to start their cars until they've done a land acknowledgement.
We're going to forcibly assign every single one of them three extra genders.
We'll find a way to trans their fucking cell phones.
You have no idea whats coming.
Political Polls@PpollingNumbers
New - Governor Poll - Iowa 🔵 Sand 50% 🔴 Feenstra 42% Gabo #B - LV - 3/16
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@thrasher_night @SCentralized Also like it was totally meant to be taken as ‘woah I didn’t know the did that’. So it genuinely was a retcon.
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@SCentralized It was never like lore-breaking in a serious sense, but it's a really dumb moment considering how much C-3P0 has actually seen and the fact that in-universe every faction makes use of jetpacks
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Who remembers when Poe Dameron said "Wow, this is the first time I have ever seen a First Order stormtrooper fly in my entire life, which I am clearly communicating by saying this"? That broke The Lore SO HARD man
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@valentinedoll21 Didn’t know your favorite animal was a worm
⃟@moonilatte
pretty girls always look like their favorite animal
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@clarabelless I should then be able to constantly go ‘eww what’s that smell? Is that you? Baby I thought I told you that you gotta start showering more than once a week. God damn you smell awful’ loudly when we’re in public.
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@jetinarround @Kerrcarr01 On a similar note a lot of times when you read old New Republic era stuff you hear mentions of gangsters having ‘enforcer droids’ or whatever and I always headcanon them as B1s/B2s/Droidekas.
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@jetinarround @Kerrcarr01 I like the idea of a Hutt in like 16 BBY going ‘hey I need some enforcers and we have all these clones and battle droids sitting around doing nothing’ and these veterans from opposing sides just like hanging out and selling space heroin together.
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Repurposed CIS droids being used after the Clone Wars is something I'll never get tired because realistically they should be used galaxy wide even more often than we've seen.
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@DakDimensions @DavidWadey1999 @AGuyWhoTweet5 @lite_thespark The notion of the Separatists just like seeing the massive threat of Palpatine and the Republic turning into a fascist Empire so they lead a massive war to liberate the galaxy but then Padmé does some American Ninja Warrior shit and they’re like ‘ok we’ve seen enough treaty time’
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random musings while I was driving home…
does Ahsoka fully know at any point that Padmé was pregnant? We know she has suspicions Anakin & Padmé were in a romantic relationship, but the only time I can think where she would have known Padmé was pregnant was at her funeral…
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@valentinedoll21 If you were a lemon I would grab you and squeeze you hard as fuck until your juice comes out.
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🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump says gas prices could be lower by the midterms or maybe a little higher who knows
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Now: Massive five-alarm fire at a lumber pallet facility in Wayne County, Ohio.
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Ok man it gets to a point. This has to be funded by right wing billionaires or some shit
Ford Fischer@FordFischer
Anti-ICE protesters use plastic handcuffs to do a four-legged race outside Broadview ICE facility. Each pair was connected by the ankles, with an additional dildo to hold between the two. The winning team was awarded a dildo trophy.
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WATCH: Massive warehouse fire in Bakersfield, California, smoke towers into sky
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@clarabelless Legitimately if you’re ever bummed out we can talk. I know you joke about being a girl failure or whatever but tbh life is legitimately depressing as fuck sometimes and I think you should probably have people who are willing to have genuine non-goon non-jokey conversations.
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