Al

You are in charge of how you feel, if you want to be happy just remember to smile. Here’s my attempt to spread some joy 😃

The Pistons won. I’m so happy!

@alexbergmans Hitting the teams chat with a “so bored rn lol 🙈”

logging into Teams just to check if people are on and want to chat about work or something..

Listening to Born to be Wild at a bachelor party on a pontoon boat

@devinjanks This u? youtu.be/EAEKK8xCpBY

Dear God if your bring my men back safe and sound I promise not to make such a big deal out of making their beds and I'll buy them a new Jeep to drive around in just please protect my men

@RealSkipBayless Looking good man

I can’t lose in these shoes. MJ FOREVER. #DripBayless

Sorry if this is “cringe” but I love my small son.

@DetroitCSC Did you misread the calendar? The Phish show at Pine Knob is tomorrow

fiancé just told me she wanted to see a band live, i agreed said i’d look up their tour, they were in town yesterday lmao

I don’t “network” but I do put a lot of effort into “seeming like a chill guy”

@sirjacksonIV “Foreign languages: Does C# count?”

"my obsessions: clean code and coffee 🤓☕️"

Headshots got me looking like one of those people that got shit like "interested in solving problems in the ecom fulfillment space" in their work bio.

@TheAllenSmock 🙏

@DetroitCSC 80% of people are good at their job, until the poll becomes “are your co-workers good at their jobs”

@AlNormQuail shoutout to the irrational confidence of so many voters

Are you good at your job?

@aseriousmang @UberFacts My man sees this and thinks he should start doubling pennies. Meanwhile I, having a Mamba Mentality, am beginning to wonder what would happen if I started to triple dimes

@UberFacts damn… I should start doubling pennies

If you took a single penny and doubled it every day, you would have $5.3 million in 30 days

@sirjacksonIV Welcome, bro

I'm sad to announce that I have entered my bro era.

@1800AnnieQuail Do you think it’s your own fault or…?

Deleting a pic of my infant nephew and I from Instagram because it doesn’t have enough likes.

Me when the Pistons didn’t re-sign Frank Jackson

Last night I was praying asking God why I haven’t gone viral yet. Is because I’m not ready — that I don’t deserve it? He said that wasn’t it at all. He said I haven’t gone viral yet because the world is not ready — the world doesn’t deserve it.

@aseriousmang Sorry man I know you don’t like me bad mouthing her but I still think it’s bullshit that she got the season tickets in the divorce 😞

my beautiful ex wife 😌