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@sirjacksonIV

Yes, hello? is this the number for my local dollar general?

Detroit Katılım Mayıs 2010
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daniel@sirjacksonIV·
@aseriousmang "People would leave the cinema and say, ‘Wait, that cock had a face?’ But they won’t feel the lack.”
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bergs@aseriousmang·
rest in peace Henry
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Saw the Kissinger news on my phone and immediately logged back on here. I'm not missing this for anything.
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daniel@sirjacksonIV·
They make you do all this sexual stuff now to win a tournament. What happened to just playing golf?
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daniel@sirjacksonIV·
Birds wake up at the crack of dawn just to talk some shit.
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daniel@sirjacksonIV·
@aseriousmang Job: retired. Dream job: Retired. I’m gonna win you a prize!
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bergs@aseriousmang·
dad update: he made retired person business cards
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We kept talking late into the night...but it got too dark, so we lit some tiki torches and had ourselves a ball. twitter.com/RottenInDenmar…
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@Variety Lena Dunham's back at it again.
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Variety@Variety·
An R-rated series about Christopher Robin is in development. The show features him as “a disillusioned New Yorker navigating his quarter-life crisis with the help of the weird talking animals who live beyond a drug-induced portal.” bit.ly/3Nlf5LU
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daniel@sirjacksonIV·
I can't word no more. They sucked all the words out of me. Like a word...umm....like a...word...a Word Sucker.
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daniel@sirjacksonIV·
@jardsmard Jared, if this is in your house, then I don't know you AT ALL.
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daniel@sirjacksonIV·
never made sense to me why we were celebrating the roof being on fire. frankly, its appalling.
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@aseriousmang Ultimate Ad-free lets you suffocate Christopher Moltisanti after the car accident.
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daniel@sirjacksonIV·
just walked in and saw my dishwasher shoot a big load of fluid into my garbage disposal and I honestly wish I hadn't.
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daniel@sirjacksonIV·
@Cassidy2099 @ao_meng Just went through the tracklist...would the Wanderlust Pharrell remix also be deleted?
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daniel@sirjacksonIV·
@senatordoop What part of "limited time" don't you understand? Quit yappin' and start applyin'!
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Mr. Senator
Mr. Senator@senatordoop·
I cant believe it guys... I've been pre-selected to apply for a special limited-time offer. Never thought it would happen to me. So proud of all of my hard work.
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daniel@sirjacksonIV·
doing pantless zoom meetings with an ultrawide webcam. This is how I celebrate St. Patrick's Day.
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