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@aseriousmang

ceo at my own boss. member of whatever the opposite of mensa is. coiner of phrase “what if mcdonalds had beer”

Hazel Park, MI Katılım Nisan 2009
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kinda wild theres a Doobie Brother named Michael McDonald cuz when I have a doobie, brother, I just MightGo to McDonalds
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@BuzzPatterson damn that’s awesome I’m sorry whoever you voted for didn’t win
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Buzz Patterson@BuzzPatterson·
I didn’t vote for a “nice” president. I voted for an “effective” president.
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@poddtadre It's funny how tame jokes like this were so triggering to you guys that Elon had to buy the whole site to unban them.
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@BlackMajikMan90 every comment is like “this never ever happens. For context I’m insane”
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@staticbluebat imagine agreeing to do a movie and finding out your coworker is the damn joker
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Red White and Truth@MAGATimeUSA·
@ABC Must be a Liberal Cat! Gets fed by someone else but still feels it’s ok to keep taking more.
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A hungry orange cat broke into its owner's slow cooker and stole a brisket straight out of the pot. abcnews.link/VWDknpo
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Steph Noh@StephNoh·
Every time I see Coach Cal on TV, I think back to this all-timer tweet. (h/t: @TonyREast)
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Jim Albertson@JimAlbertson10·
@tnyfrontrow He’s overrated. Like okay his shots are symmetrical, he uses funny colours, and his characters are quirky.
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Richard Brody
Richard Brody@tnyfrontrow·
Wes Anderson's films are underappreciated because many critics worry that criticism isn't a serious-enough activity and therefore reject his comedic (albeit complex, substantial, even philosophical) approach to his films' truly serious matters. Dourness is taken for importance.
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@PeteHegseth I asked for your license and registration sir
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a random number texted me and I’m pretty sure it’s Kevin Hart. How do I know it’s the real Kevin Hart? Well, I asked him to do a commercial and he said yes
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the violent Golfer on the Pitt is actually a Terminator sent from the future to kill Langdon and end the addict discourse
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Miss Gender
Miss Gender@girldrawsghosts·
I feel like “the cruelty is the point” doesn’t really reflect the current state of things as accurately as it used to. I think it’s much more fitting to say that the cruelty is all they 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦. it is their only policy on both offense and defense. There is nothing else.
Molly Ploofkins@Mollyploofkins

Vance says Americans should find comfort in the fact that our allies are "suffering more than we are" from high gas prices

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