LoneAlaskan

@FenixAmmunition @BigPotato26 @supertrucker @maybedanielleee Passed one a couple of months ago playing with his cellphone and foot on the dash

@BigPotato26 @supertrucker @maybedanielleee In 10 years I've never seen a single explosives hazmat truck driver who wasn't a Midwest white dude.

You should feel perfectly safe driving next to these trucks on the highway because you can be sure it's driven by an American and not some third world idiot.

@maxwellraybaker Good luck to the person you pick. Gotta keep saving so i can add the goodies to mine

GOOD MORNING GIVEAWAY! I can’t express how grateful I am to be surrounded by such incredible friends and a great community of awesome people! I want to give back to you all! There are a lot of naked guns out there that need some love! Im going to randomly pick one person who comments and send them a Holosun 407c green dot and a TLR-1 HL light to kit out there gun and give them some extra capability! MUST BE FOLLOWING! Maybe ship out a @B_1Tactical holster with it 👀. Giveaway ends one week from today!

@ankoromochuu 1. Because I am tired of shaving, and have a baby face. 2. Occasionally but not enough to shave. 3. Regular shampoo. 4. Not really. 5. I guess it kinda is, haven't been where its cold enough to notice. 6. All the time. Its rather annoying. 7. Didn't want to shave for covid.

髭のある男性に素朴な疑問です🥸 なぜ、髭を生やすの？ 痒くないの？ 洗う時って、シャンプー？ 夏は暑くない？ 冬は暖かい？ 間違えて食べることある？ 髭を伸ばそうと思ったのはなぜ？ 邪魔に思うことはある？

@GovNuclear Why dont we have more of them and less solar, wind farms?

What questions do you have about nuclear energy? 🤔

@GovTimWalz So only the fraud you dont get kickbacks on is bad?

If you commit fraud in Minnesota you’re going to get caught — and that’s exactly what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information. Joint investigations work, and securing justice depends on it.

@_CallMeMacy @Cyan_101 @Taskrabbit Ok knowing that detail, yeah it should be on him or the taskrabbit to cover that cost

@AlaskanLone @Cyan_101 @Taskrabbit i had the parts delivered at 4pm -- i had scheduled him at 6pm -- he said he was no longer available at 6pm :)

Okay this is some crazy (bad) customer service from @Taskrabbit. 1. Hired someone to install a washer/dryer. 2. The tasker cancelled as they weren’t able to do it at the time the calendar said available. 3. Get this email from them (photo). Reminder. I didn’t cancel, he did. 4. Write them like “wtf, I didn’t cancel.” 5. They insist on giving me a “one-time exception” of a $97.45 credit to my account to use on my next task. 6. I’ve asked for my money back multiple times, as I didn’t receive the service I paid for. They refuse. Say I’m welcome to charge back on my credit card (which I will). How is this even allowed? 🤯🤯🤯

@_CallMeMacy @Cyan_101 @Taskrabbit So you didnt have the parts to get something done that your paying for. someone is booked to do it, so they cant make money elsewhere and you don't want to pay for wasting their time? Sounds like you messed up and should pay.

@Cyan_101 @Taskrabbit

@TH3_ARC_KNIGHT @TheBlademaker Good looking knife you got there

@TheBlademaker Thank you!! Some of the most amazing knives I’ve ever seen and even cooler they are made the real way! No cutouts!

@TH3_ARC_KNIGHT congratulations the Bowie is yours!

@HySpDcHiKnFeeD2 That's where he lives now.

10 likes by 5:13pm and I’ll let dumbass down. Not even sure how he got up there.

@HySpDcHiKnFeeD2 I didnt see no triangles

Got parked last night. Only 2 spots left, how lucky was I?

@travisakers Had a teacher try that in HS. Told her we do use retard in the English language and an example. She didnt push the issue. So stop being a retarded faggot and move on.

Parents, let me be extremely clear… If your child uses “retarded” or “faggot” in my classroom, they are out. And it’s a reflection on you as well. I didn’t mince my words. And if they learned it from you… shame. To the majority of parents who are raising your children to respect others, you’re doing it right, we see that, and appreciate you.

@deaflibertarian Never eat sour watermelon.

Not many will get this: Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally.

@TheBlademaker @KatieArmours Another vote for the tang.

@KatieArmours Once in a while I don’t stamp my blades because aesthetically there is nowhere to put it that doesn’t look right. Like this I rather have it look sleek than to have my mark.

going mad thinking about maker’s marks. there are gonna be too many touchmarks in this shop 😅

@Tardo_Gungas @deltaozzimo Because my tax dollars go to schooling, feeding, medical, and housing when they grow up and can't work because they are too fat to get a job

@deltaozzimo Why do you care so much what other people's kids look like 🤔🧐

Why does everyone’s kid look 30 pounds overweight like little penguins running around? Jfc people it’s not hard to feed your kids healthy food. Both of my kids are incredibly healthy, and I was broke as shit for most of their childhood and I still did it. What’s your excuse? Genuinely I don’t understand this.

@HySpDcHiKnFeeD2 I know the pain. Many of times i could habe made it but truck decided 5th with 40k in the box or 1st bobtail is the right answer

*stop at stop sign* Ok, if I’m gonna go, I need to go now. DT12 in Cascadia: best I can do is nothing for about 1 second, get confused on what gear I want, guess too high, and lug the engine so you can yell “fuck!” And slam on the brakes because now you can’t make it. Me: I fully expected that’s how that was gonna work.

@Olacares_ @Aku_700 The right punishment gets people banned for saying it. But it isnt pleasant or clean.

@Aku_700 This is Infant Rape……..What is the right punishment for this???

Indiana mom of 7 accused of offering her 7-month-old daughter for s*x to a man on Snapchat in exchange for $400 32-year-old Morgan Stapp denied sending the message, but police said it was sent from her phone at her home Stapp reportedly sent three photos of her infant daughter with the message, “U can f*** her for 400$. Half now rest after. I’ll send my address. I do live alone, and her dad is not in the picture.” Snapchat flagged the message to authorities. Ten days later, FBI agents arrived at her home She was booked into Marion County Jail on July 8, held on $100,000 bail

@SydneyLWatson Woman does dumb thing. Man says its dumb. Woman complains on the internet man says its dumb. Woman admits its dumb.

Texan boyfriend is losing his mind because I bought a $9 coffee. Apparently it is tiny. And he has been ranting about how insane it is for the past 5 minutes. 😭😂 He told me I had to show you all "comparison photos" so you can see how stupid this is. Is this a regular male experience? To go mad about the price of small things? 😂😂😂

@NVIDIAGeForce Would be an upgrade to sli 790s and a good way to introduce my daughter to high quality pc gaming. PRAGMATA RTX

PRAGMATA has launched with #RTXON, featuring path tracing and DLSS 4! To celebrate, we are giving away this custom wrapped GeForce RTX 5090 featuring Hugh and Diana, perfect for the adventure that awaits on the moon. Want it? Comment "PRAGMATA RTX" to enter!

@deaflibertarian Best combo for a float

Celebrating through tears!

@deltaozzimo Because the truth makes them go...

Why is it illegal for realtors to tell you the crime rate of the area you’re considering moving to?