Amy Winchell

@nicksortor @Kristinawong Zero children were sniffed by the president this year.

🚨 LMAO! Trump to kids at the Easter Egg Roll: “I could sign autographs for you guys, and then tonight, you could sell them for $25,000 on eBay!” 🤣 “Biden would use the AUTOPEN... he was incapable of signing his name, so they'd follow him around with this big machine. You know what it was called? AN AUTOPEN!” 😂🔥

@EndWokeness Imagine thinking capitalism was bad.

Joy Reid's warning about the far-right: "Their plan? 0 income tax, 0 regulation, earn as much as you want, your family inherits it all!"

@ribzoftiktok I live near here. The activities are super expensive but you can walk in and sit by a fire pit without buying anything.

I want to go to there

I made Mongolian beef with broccoli tonight and the steak melts in your mouth. Yum.

@KeenanPeachy Anywhere with runoff from big mono crops.

What states/cities have the least toxic soil and water for backyard gardening? Are there particular regions that seem perfect but are basically backyard super fund sites?

@naomirwolf As a kid, we always got an Easter dress and hat. Easter was special back then.

Calm down please. I don’t think I’m special. I am noticing a change because every big supermarket used to carry both Passover and Easter products and displays. I’m a cultural critic, it’s my job to notice. And I’ve been all over Brooklyn today… almost no sign of Easter. I miss the flowered hats and the little girls In beautiful dresses, and the sense of public joy Easter used to bring.

@WhiteHouse Thank heaven! 🇺🇸

🚨“WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Office Members, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is SAFE and SOUND!” - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Member Officers, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is now SAFE and SOUND! This brave Warrior was behind enemy lines in the treacherous mountains of Iran, being hunted down by our enemies, who were getting closer and closer by the hour, but was never truly alone because his Commander in Chief, Secretary of War, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and fellow War Fighters were monitoring his location 24 hours a day, and diligently planning for his rescue. At my direction, the U.S. Military sent dozens of aircraft, armed with the most lethal weapons in the World, to retrieve him. He sustained injuries, but he will be just fine. This miraculous Search and Rescue Operation comes in addition to a successful rescue of another brave Pilot, yesterday, which we did not confirm, because we did not want to jeopardize our second rescue operation. This is the first time in military memory that two U.S. Pilots have been rescued, separately, deep in Enemy Territory. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE AN AMERICAN WARFIGHTER BEHIND! The fact that we were able to pull off both of these operations, without a SINGLE American killed, or even wounded, just proves once again, that we have achieved overwhelming Air Dominance and Superiority over the Iranian skies. This is a moment that ALL Americans, Republican, Democrat, and everyone else, should be proud of and united around. We truly have the best, most professional, and lethal Military in the History of the World. GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, AND HAPPY EASTER TO ALL!

@SecKennedy @ARPA_H Infrared saunas in every home?

We cannot regulate what we do not understand. Through @ARPA_H, we are launching STOMP—Systematic Targeting of Microplastics—to measure exposure, define risk, and remove microplastics from the human body.

@naomirwolf Same thing in Arizona.

Told you. Without looking at a weather prediction yesterday, I told you that today would become overcast. Based on the manmade particulate at that time in the sky.

@atensnut 3 & 4

Hmmm 🤔

@AZAGMayes I trust the USPS with my ballot like I trust cash in the mail. Let’s make it secure, you should be supporting this unless you have something to hide.

The Constitution is absolutely clear: states run their elections. Not the President. And Arizona will not allow the federal government to seize control of our elections. Full press release here: azag.gov/press-release/…

@SteveLovesAmmo ADHD

For those that say white people don’t have any culture. What’s this then?

@DerrickEvans4WV Naw

Trump administration is cleaning house. Any idea what’s going on?

@katiehobbs What are you waiting for?

I’m ready to use every available option to secure Arizona’s fair share of Colorado River water.

@dom_lucre I had to look her up on IMDB and now I recognize her. She was a prison guard on the last season of Mayor of Kingstown.

🔥🚨JUST IN: Hollywood actress Laura Benanti was in complete disbelief as not nobody recognized her on a plane. Benanti: “Not a single one of them recognized me and I could not tolerate that obviously.”

@calleymeans Wait til the microplastic deniers find out about this.

This is a big deal and the most significant action on microplastics in American history.

@libsoftiktok Excellent 👏🏼👏🏼

JUST IN: RFK Jr. announces the creation of STOMP, a new national program designed to "measure, understand, and remove microplastics from the human body." Make America Healthy Again!

@NoFilterSkin Red light therapy

GIRLS, what did you do to your appearance that upgraded you 100%? Please list it point by point.

@dom_lucre One of Biden’s body doubles.

🔥🚨BREAKINg: Former President Joe Biden was spotted flying on a commercial airplane while reading a newspaper.