BJ Stewart

@dklemens16 @Chandler_Rome No. Teams aren’t making trades 2 weeks into the season

@Chandler_Rome Any chance the team looks to make a move for a SP either through trade or FA in the coming days

Tatsuya Imai's evening is over. He recorded one out, walked four batters, hit another and threw 36 pitches. Imai exits with the bases loaded.

@SeanTPendergast Not a single reliable pitcher on the team.

The Astros are so cooked.

@H_Manza_ @brianmctaggart Not one reliable pitcher.

@brianmctaggart What is it with this team man.

Imai is 25 pitches into his outing and hasn't recorded an out, so the Astros bullpen is up already. Not good.

@astros How did this offense, that led the majors in runs prior to yesterday, only score 1 run in back-to-back games in Coors Field?

FINAL: Rockies 9, #Astros 1

@Chief1496 @SleeperAstros With the pitching staff the Astros have nothing is inexcusable. They are a mediocre team until that is fixed.

@SleeperAstros Losing to these teams is just inexcusable

Hard to even really be too upset at the offense tonight Don’t get swept 🤷‍♂️

@TexasBald_Eagle @astros Won’t fix anything

@astros Wow, the Astros just made the Rockies look like World Series Champs. That’s pretty hard to do but hey when you have Joe as your manager that’s what you’re going to get. FIRE JOE

FINAL: Rockies 5, #Astros 1

@RedRivrBaseball @Chandler_Rome Because the Astros pitching isn’t very good.

@Chandler_Rome I need a report on why the Astros struggle with the worst teams in baseball. Unbelievable.

Everything is coming up Christian Walker.

@MaxZepedaSports @ApolloHOU Call him up!

Jason Alexander just pitched one of the SINGLE BEST STARTS in the HISTORY of the Sugar Land Space Cowboys. 7 IP | 3 H | 0 R | 1 BB | 3 K 69 pitches | 46 strikes Tacoma's starter, Gabriel Mosser, has also pitched 7 shutout innings tonight. @ApolloHOU #Astros #MILB

@fcbm885 @astros This is a stupid thing to say. It’s not Dana’s fault the pitchers are injured.

@astros Finally have a decent hitting coach and now our pitching is awful😂😂😂 nice job dana clown

FINAL: Rockies 9, #Astros 7

@ScooterMagruder So are the rest of us.

I am so glad UConn lost 💀

@YappJenkins @AdamJWexler I don’t know that any teams would agree to that trade, especially so early in the season.

@BJ_Stew @AdamJWexler Joe Ryan (would need to add in prospect(s), Jojo Romero, Eric Lauer,

#Astros team ERA is 5.46 (27th in MLB) They've allowed 54 ER in 10 games • 26 ER in 15 IP from Javier, Muñoz & Abreu (15.60 ERA) • 28 ER in 74 IP from the other 11 pitchers (3.41 ERA) That trio has also allowed 8 HR. The other 11 - also 8 HR allowed.

@YappJenkins @AdamJWexler Such as…?

@BJ_Stew @AdamJWexler A veteran starter or reliever

@YappJenkins @AdamJWexler What arm are you expecting to get for Yainer?

@AdamJWexler Trade Yainer for an Arm Now!!

@brianmctaggart Why is Espada the only one who can’t seem to figure out that Abreu is not a closer 🤦‍♂️

Brent Rooker walks it off with a 3-run homer.

@LifeWithoutLack @andrew_kla64085 @KatelynTweeter People’s personal preferences. Nothing more.

@andrew_kla64085 @KatelynTweeter What is the basis for this opinion?

Why are churches allergic to traditional hymns?

@brianmctaggart What a fluky series. Best to just put this one behind them and move on.

The Astros' inability to catch popups/fly balls in this series has led to about 10 runs for the A's.

@Cousin_M @ScooterMagruder @Eagles When the receiver has to stop and turn around to catch the ball, it’s an under throw.

@ScooterMagruder @Eagles Lol that is by no means an underthrow. Come on, you know ball better than that.

Just gonna leave this here

@Eagles Nice underthrow against the league’s worst defense. Surely the eagles won the game and didn’t cough up a 21-0 lead.

@cvanz45 @BachAggaloop @ArielEpstein “Proddies” aren’t the ones trying to take credit for it, champ.

@BJ_Stew @BachAggaloop @ArielEpstein It surely wasn't Proddies

Tomorrow is Yankees Opening Day. It’s also Passover and Good Friday. The Jews can’t eat bread and the Christians can’t eat meat. What a home opener for us all!

@cvanz45 @BachAggaloop @ArielEpstein No they didn’t actually.

@BachAggaloop @ArielEpstein Catholics invented Christianity. Dumb Proddie