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@OfftheSET_ @ScooterMagruder @Eagles Ok, so he threw it 49 yards, away from the defender where only his guy could catch it... Still completed it, BUT if he'd thrown it 54 yards, it's a walk in TD... Alright, he must be trash.

@Cousin_M @ScooterMagruder @Eagles Put 5 more yards on it and he walks into the end zone …

Just gonna leave this here

@ScooterMagruder @Eagles Lol that is by no means an underthrow. Come on, you know ball better than that.

@Eagles Why would y'all post this? An under throw in a game you lost...

@TorbjornNaslund @theawayfans It's probably already too rewarding, especially for those fouls in the corner of the box with the attackers' back to goal when the ball has already gotten away from him.

@theawayfans That would make a penalty slightly less rewarding though, but maybe people think that’s good?

Pierluigi Collina: “I think there’s an excessive gap between the opportunities for the shooter and the goalkeeper. On average, 75% of penalties end in goals. Plus, there’s the chance of a rebound off the goalkeeper. One solution is the ‘one shot’ rule, similar to what we see in penalty shootouts after extra time. No rebounds. Either you score, or the game resumes with a goal kick. This would also eliminate the spectacle we often see before a penalty is taken, with everyone crowding around the area. It looks like horses at the starting gate before a race.”

@EverydayAFC_ @atletienglish I'd like to know if they did this before the Philadelphia Eagles, who did the exact same thing (possibly copied from someone else, I don't know). Either way, somebody came up with a good idea and somebody (or several somebodies) completely ripped it off.

@atletienglish Today isn't April 1. Should have done this yesterday 🤔

Sorry for the confusion. Thank you for your attention. 🧵 A thread:

@Tripple____M I feel like the chop he did was to fool the keeper, and he kinda just got lucky that it eliminated Hincapie. Otherwise, I agree, I don't know how he would have seen that challenge coming.

How did Leandro Trossard see Piero Hincapie coming? I've never seen this angle

@JustHenryAFC @itsdgautam @footballontnt You need to see the back of the USA shirts to understand.

@itsdgautam @footballontnt Oh!

Kit clash? What kit clash? 😅 Neither USA or Belgium had a chance of kit within the stadium, with players complaining it was "awful" during the game, and Man Utd's Senne Lammens raised the issue at half-time...

@afcwaleedinho @DrunkenGoon Mostly talks NFL and he's a complete idiot when it comes to that. So... less than zero.

@DrunkenGoon Exactly what I want to find out🤣

Somebody CANCEL this World Cup😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@ArsenalRadar Should I care enough to find out who this Adrian guy is? Probably not.

🎙 Adrian Durham has advised Max Dowman to consider leaving Arsenal for better opportunities on Talk Sport........ 🗣“Max Dowman needs to leave Arsenal as soon as possible. “Dowman has seen Myles Lewis-Skelly’s career derailed by MIkel Arteta. He’s not even third choice left-back now – [Piero] Hincapie and [Riccardo] Calafiori ahead of him in a Wembley final.”

@TraderZino @everymovieplug @grok 🙄

@everymovieplug @grok Whats the name of this movie

The most hopeful scene in cinema history.

@_hoodiegawd @SharpFootball Nobody asked if the kids would die. But mine can't/don't want to/aren't staying up until 1:00am like I did, even on a Friday.

@SharpFootball Its friday you fucking dipshit theres no school tomorrow everyone will be fine & all kids can watch

I rarely would say anything about this cause I'm personally a night owl... but... it's after 11:30pm on the east coast one Sweet Sixteen game is at halftime the other has 11 game minutes left no east coast kids get to watch the end of these great games, why make it like this

@Ottodrinksbeer @ForestContinent @historyinmemes I think he filmed that angle first and there's a very very subtle hiccup where you see the video spliced with this angle that has the fake legs on the opposite side.

@ForestContinent @historyinmemes Yes, it seems like it's a fake. Because we are seeing him at the start with the "behind mirror" angle.

Before AI was even around, we already had Zach King

@Rothmus I'm sorry, but the card says Moops!

@h3xenhammer @OscarlitoV @sulkfenomeno I'd agree with that. There are other positions where it could work too - edge rusher, DT, TE might be the easiest but I think everything other than QB, and maybe LB is possible. I can't see anybody doing that in footy at any position other than maybe keeper.

@Cousin_M @OscarlitoV @sulkfenomeno Yea but that is bc OL play off ball and do not need any actual on ball skills. A lot of tape study and block schemes which you can learn over time. There will never be a Jordan Mailata type story for a QB

Says a lot about American sports the fact that he can do this with ease without much training yet is genuinely still hilariously diabolical at football despite him playing regularly over the past 4 years. Genetics vs skill. There’s a reason why it’s the hardest sport itw.

@nut_history @Kuno_Age_17 Arthur Blank, owner of the Atlanta Falcons (and Home Depot co-founder) figured this out. Wish others would follow his lead.

@Kuno_Age_17 When the Jays were playing poor, they were lucky to get 18,000 fans. They put on dollar hot dog night; and they sell out. Cheaper concession stands, more sales.

I know it’s impossible to get a ticket but why can’t teams charge for food or drinks like the Masters does? One of the most historical events ever charging $8.00 for beer and a chicken sandwich at most when a team 45 games under .500 charging you $54. Make it make sense. Make going to a sporting event affordable

@OscarlitoV @sulkfenomeno I'm a huge fan of both sports, but I have to say - there's absolutely no chance of a Jordan Mailata type of story in footy.

@sulkfenomeno The best nfl players got dominated by flag football players… the skill set is not comparable. Yes the nfl is physical by nature so you need to be an athlete but they still have incredible skill lmao. The 2 greatest offensive players are considered unathletic by their position.

@dishingtherock @Hendricks_dc @BookitWithTrent Ooh I hadn't considered that possibility 🤣

@Cousin_M @Hendricks_dc @BookitWithTrent Agree 100% Virtually no shot of stopping Garrett unless he has a non-contact injury going around you 😂

Would you say the average person has a better chance of attempting to block Myles Garrett given 20 attempts or making fair contact off Paul Skenes on 20 pitches?

@dishingtherock @Hendricks_dc @BookitWithTrent Exactly this. Even the trip scenario is so unlikely. He won't even need to touch you, can just round the corner on you 20 times, maybe a fake here and there to keep you guessing.

@Hendricks_dc @BookitWithTrent Exactly, that or a bunt. No average joe getting a hit off Skenes but putting the ball in play doesn’t require a base hit. More likely than blocking Garrett 100% a speed rush or bull rush and you’re FRIED. No getting lucky with that

@CodpieceUK @historydefined Would make a great Key and Peele sketch. Dude is just sitting in that sand uncontrollably farting up a storm. 😂

@historydefined i heard he cheated actually from a former athlete pumped his bum cavity up with helium before he went out allegedly explains the tightly clenched buttocks and suspicious sand patterns where he lands

Jonathan Edwards' 1995 world record remains unbroken to this day.

@GeronimoMorgans I don't understand if this is making fun of Cherki or praising him. Are you saying he did something good here?

Toying with Calafiori and Martinelli isn't for everyone. Cherki, you little genius!

@HouTwit @OctoberJudge1 It's the opposite. Heights have always beg self-reported, and now the league is implementing a protocol for official measurement, and everyone's finding out just how much people have been exaggerating.

@OctoberJudge1 Is this ABS height self-reported? That is, have they created an incentive to report the shortest height possible to shrink the strike zone?

ABS system absolutely VIOLATED Jose Altuve 😳😳