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Matt DeSouza

Matt DeSouza

@Cousin_M

Banker, husband, father, life-long Philadelphia Eagles and Arsenal supporter, golf nut. (Hmm... did NOT need 140 characters to sum it all up.)

Ottawa, Canada Katılım Mart 2011
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Matt DeSouza
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@OfftheSET_ @ScooterMagruder @Eagles Ok, so he threw it 49 yards, away from the defender where only his guy could catch it... Still completed it, BUT if he'd thrown it 54 yards, it's a walk in TD... Alright, he must be trash.
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Cameron Magruder
Cameron Magruder@ScooterMagruder·
@Eagles Why would y'all post this? An under throw in a game you lost...
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@TorbjornNaslund @theawayfans It's probably already too rewarding, especially for those fouls in the corner of the box with the attackers' back to goal when the ball has already gotten away from him.
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Torbjörn Näslund@TorbjornNaslund·
@theawayfans That would make a penalty slightly less rewarding though, but maybe people think that’s good?
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The Away Fans
The Away Fans@theawayfans·
Pierluigi Collina: “I think there’s an excessive gap between the opportunities for the shooter and the goalkeeper. On average, 75% of penalties end in goals. Plus, there’s the chance of a rebound off the goalkeeper. One solution is the ‘one shot’ rule, similar to what we see in penalty shootouts after extra time. No rebounds. Either you score, or the game resumes with a goal kick. This would also eliminate the spectacle we often see before a penalty is taken, with everyone crowding around the area. It looks like horses at the starting gate before a race.”
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Matt DeSouza@Cousin_M·
@EverydayAFC_ @atletienglish I'd like to know if they did this before the Philadelphia Eagles, who did the exact same thing (possibly copied from someone else, I don't know). Either way, somebody came up with a good idea and somebody (or several somebodies) completely ripped it off.
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Atlético de Madrid
Atlético de Madrid@atletienglish·
Sorry for the confusion. Thank you for your attention. 🧵 A thread:
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Matt DeSouza@Cousin_M·
@Tripple____M I feel like the chop he did was to fool the keeper, and he kinda just got lucky that it eliminated Hincapie. Otherwise, I agree, I don't know how he would have seen that challenge coming.
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Triple M
Triple M@Tripple____M·
How did Leandro Trossard see Piero Hincapie coming? I've never seen this angle
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Football on TNT Sports
Football on TNT Sports@footballontnt·
Kit clash? What kit clash? 😅 Neither USA or Belgium had a chance of kit within the stadium, with players complaining it was "awful" during the game, and Man Utd's Senne Lammens raised the issue at half-time...
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Waleed
Waleed@waleedinhoafc·
Somebody CANCEL this World Cup😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Matt DeSouza@Cousin_M·
@ArsenalRadar Should I care enough to find out who this Adrian guy is? Probably not.
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Arsenal Radar
Arsenal Radar@ArsenalRadar·
🎙 Adrian Durham has advised Max Dowman to consider leaving Arsenal for better opportunities on Talk Sport........ 🗣“Max Dowman needs to leave Arsenal as soon as possible. “Dowman has seen Myles Lewis-Skelly’s career derailed by MIkel Arteta. He’s not even third choice left-back now – [Piero] Hincapie and [Riccardo] Calafiori ahead of him in a Wembley final.”
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Every Movie Plug@everymovieplug·
The most hopeful scene in cinema history.
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Matt DeSouza@Cousin_M·
@_hoodiegawd @SharpFootball Nobody asked if the kids would die. But mine can't/don't want to/aren't staying up until 1:00am like I did, even on a Friday.
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@SharpFootball Its friday you fucking dipshit theres no school tomorrow everyone will be fine & all kids can watch
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Warren Sharp@SharpFootball·
I rarely would say anything about this cause I'm personally a night owl... but... it's after 11:30pm on the east coast one Sweet Sixteen game is at halftime the other has 11 game minutes left no east coast kids get to watch the end of these great games, why make it like this
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Historic Vids@historyinmemes·
Before AI was even around, we already had Zach King
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@h3xenhammer @OscarlitoV @sulkfenomeno I'd agree with that. There are other positions where it could work too - edge rusher, DT, TE might be the easiest but I think everything other than QB, and maybe LB is possible. I can't see anybody doing that in footy at any position other than maybe keeper.
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Says a lot about American sports the fact that he can do this with ease without much training yet is genuinely still hilariously diabolical at football despite him playing regularly over the past 4 years. Genetics vs skill. There’s a reason why it’s the hardest sport itw.
Speedy HQ@IShowSpeedHQ

🚨| NEW: The NFL released another angle of Speed hitting a spin move on real pro athletes and getting past the entire defense 🤯🔥 Do you think Speed could easily make it to the NFL? 👀👇

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Matt DeSouza@Cousin_M·
@nut_history @Kuno_Age_17 Arthur Blank, owner of the Atlanta Falcons (and Home Depot co-founder) figured this out. Wish others would follow his lead.
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BaseballHistoryNut@nut_history·
@Kuno_Age_17 When the Jays were playing poor, they were lucky to get 18,000 fans. They put on dollar hot dog night; and they sell out. Cheaper concession stands, more sales.
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BaseballHistoryNut@nut_history·
I know it’s impossible to get a ticket but why can’t teams charge for food or drinks like the Masters does? One of the most historical events ever charging $8.00 for beer and a chicken sandwich at most when a team 45 games under .500 charging you $54. Make it make sense. Make going to a sporting event affordable
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@OscarlitoV @sulkfenomeno I'm a huge fan of both sports, but I have to say - there's absolutely no chance of a Jordan Mailata type of story in footy.
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@sulkfenomeno The best nfl players got dominated by flag football players… the skill set is not comparable. Yes the nfl is physical by nature so you need to be an athlete but they still have incredible skill lmao. The 2 greatest offensive players are considered unathletic by their position.
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Trent Attyah
Trent Attyah@BookitWithTrent·
Would you say the average person has a better chance of attempting to block Myles Garrett given 20 attempts or making fair contact off Paul Skenes on 20 pitches?
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Dishing The Rock
Dishing The Rock@dishingtherock·
@Hendricks_dc @BookitWithTrent Exactly, that or a bunt. No average joe getting a hit off Skenes but putting the ball in play doesn’t require a base hit. More likely than blocking Garrett 100% a speed rush or bull rush and you’re FRIED. No getting lucky with that
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Codpiece@CodpieceUK·
@historydefined i heard he cheated actually from a former athlete pumped his bum cavity up with helium before he went out allegedly explains the tightly clenched buttocks and suspicious sand patterns where he lands
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History Defined@historydefined·
Jonathan Edwards' 1995 world record remains unbroken to this day.
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@GeronimoMorgans I don't understand if this is making fun of Cherki or praising him. Are you saying he did something good here?
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Geronimo Morgans
Geronimo Morgans@GeronimoMorgans·
Toying with Calafiori and Martinelli isn't for everyone. Cherki, you little genius!
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@HouTwit @OctoberJudge1 It's the opposite. Heights have always beg self-reported, and now the league is implementing a protocol for official measurement, and everyone's finding out just how much people have been exaggerating.
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Marcus of Ockham
Marcus of Ockham@HouTwit·
@OctoberJudge1 Is this ABS height self-reported? That is, have they created an incentive to report the shortest height possible to shrink the strike zone?
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ABS system absolutely VIOLATED Jose Altuve 😳😳
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