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@oelma__ Unless she's a widow, that's not a good woman

Can you?

@mirexmoses One word answer: steroids

I have so many questions 😅

@LibertyCappy Add the freaking Pope to the list lmao

So the MAGA position right now is we used to love Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, Candace Owens, Theo Von, Shawn Ryan, Thomas Massie, and Marjorie Taylor Greene but they all turned crazy at the exact same time? Did I get that right?

@Acyn Catholics believe the Pope is chosen by God himself. He basically lost support of all Catholics (unless they don't care?)

Reporter: Why did you attack Pope Leo? Trump: I don’t think he’s doing a very good job. He likes crime I guess. We don’t like a pope who says it’s ok to have a nuclear weapon. We don’t want a pope that says crime is ok. I am not a fan of Pope Leo.

@realplayingfire "I'm a Dom and I'm going to give you a massage and kiss your thighs" people actually buy this shit?

Here's an example of how easy it can be to get laid on Bumble And also how to turn a girl on over text!

@JCFights He's free to be racist as long as he's not in a position where his racism might cost the lives of other military members, if not worse. If your occupation is protecting other fellow citizens and having your workmates trust you with their lives, you can't be racist.

This is the most perfect “fuck around and find out” moment ever 😭

@Julianpetroulas Revolut has been my go to for years. I recently started making good money with crypto. This opened my eyes, taking my business elsewhere before you randomly hold my funds. I was literally gonna wire a big sum to buy an expensive car next week, now I won't.

@revolutsupport @Julianpetroulas Revolut has been my go to for years. I recently started making good money with crypto. This opened my eyes, taking my business elsewhere before you randomly hold my funds. I was literally gonna wire a big sum to buy an expensive car next week, now I won't.

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@olesoul57_2 The thing I don't understand is: couldn't they give him a real quality patty in such a controlled environment? No one would know and it would stop this cringe. What the hell kind of agency is behind this.

Scoop and swoop is wild 😫The McDonald’s CEO is down bad

@afro_hamza @JorahSer1 So you're admitting that having 72 virgins and little boy servants is something desirable, almost like it's a fever dream of corrupt rulers from the middle ages.

In Islam, many things are forbidden on earth not because they are "evil" or "dirty," but because they are a test of discipline and timing. * The Quran explicitly states that the "wine" of Paradise is not the intoxicant of Earth it doesn't cause hangovers, headaches, or loss of senses (56:19). It is the pure essence of the joy of drinking without the earthly corruption. The Reward: If a person refrains from something for the sake of God on earth, God rewards them with the perfected, holy version of that thing in the afterlife. To say God can't provide these things is to limit God’s power.

The Reason christian theology and its apologetics think the "perfect" state in Heaven is asexual is because its early theologians were influenced by Greek dualism, which came from Plato. This was the idea that the spirit is good, but the body (and its desires) is "fleshly" or corrupt. And so from early on Christian theologians like Augustine baked a deep-seated suspicion of physical pleasure into the faith. This created a fractured spirituality where the 'flesh' is seen as a rival to the soul In contrast, Islam teaches that the body is a trust from God, where even physical intimacy with a spouse is an act of Sadaqah (spiritual charity) that earns divine reward. Similarly, African traditions view the body holistically as the vessel of vital force and ancestral lineage, where there is no 'shame' in the physical because it is inseparable from the spiritual. This is precisely why many Christian critics attack Islamic concepts of Paradise, such as the Hooris. Because their own theology cannot reconcile holiness with pleasure, they view a physical afterlife as 'low' or 'profane.' They are unable to fathom a reality where physical ecstasy and spiritual devotion are interconnected, ultimately projecting their own cultural 'body-shame' onto traditions that have always seen the human experience as a unified, sacred whole."

@DeryaTR_ Funny how the bar for CGI scenes has gone so low that AI slop is considered "it's game over". Flash news: we could tell it wasn't man-made, and we could tell it cost 60$. Everything about the video is sloppy

This scene was made completely with Seedance 2.0 AI model! It cost about $60 to make! It’s game over, folks! Via Reddit r/seedance_AI

@Nikolrem @DemetriusRO6 I have some blinker fluid to sell you

@DemetriusRO6 Jeffrey Epstein did not win the Powerball lottery twice, or even once. The 2008 Oklahoma win by a "Zorro Trust" was by an unrelated anonymous woman who coincidentally used the same trust name, per local reporting. No other wins are documented.

Jeffrey Epstein Won the powerball lottery TWICE. Man all this shit is a scam.

@EFischberger @TuckerCarlson His first interviewee is literally a Christian Israeli

@TuckerCarlson Will Tucker be man enough to come to Israel and speak to actual Christian Israelis as well?

Thanks for this. I’d love to. We’ll reach out to your office today to set up an interview. Much appreciated.

@BreeSolstad Still falling for the trad christian grift aren't you guys?

Just for some perspective: Sarah Stock said, “I have sinned.” Elijah Schaffer said, “I’m sad.” One of these is better than the other. This is not men vs. women. This is accountability and truth vs. emotionalism and rationalization.

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@DiamondEyesFox The tradsphere is full of degenerates though, it's a well known fact for years, only idiots would follow the obvious controlled opposition grifters.

the sarah stock / elijah schaeffer situation is rough not only did they ruin their personal lives, but since stock was such a massive figure in the movement after her jubilee episode exploded, her actions can and now will be used to smear every group she represents, namely, the tradsphere and RW Women as a whole influencers never think about this but her actions have marred thousands of people instead of just 2-12

@NNoorbgn @TESAHAPS @Her3130 I researched it. The Quran is pretty insigntful, and it never mentions anything about your prophet marying a kid. it's only your corrupt books that mention monstrosities, same as the talmud and new testament, written decades after Moses, Jesus and Muhammad.

@BSTranslatorX @TESAHAPS @Her3130 Were you ever thought to think and research before fighting ppl on the internet?

"A’isha was 6. Your Prophet ﷺ was a pedophile.” 🚨 Here is the Islamic reality you need to know not the Western, p∆rn-rotted fantasies. In the 7th century across Arabia, Europe, Judaism, Christianity, and South Asia adulthood was defined by puberty and capacity, not by arbitrary numbers written centuries later. This was the global human standard. Islam did not invent it, Islam regulated it with responsibility, rights, and dignity. Now I dare you to define your accusation. Pedophilia is a pathological attraction to pre-pubescent children. So where is your evidence biological, historical, or textual that A’isha (رضي الله عنها) was pre-pubescent at marriage? A number alone is not proof. And here is where your hypocrisy becomes exposed. A’isha (رضي الله عنها) spoke about her marriage openly. She loved the Prophet ﷺ, lived with him publicly, joked with him, learned from him, and after his death became one of the greatest jurists and scholars of Islam. She narrated over two thousand hadith. She taught men who later led the ummah. She never described abuse. She never expressed trauma. She never showed regret. So who exactly are you defending? her or your hatred? Allah says: “The Prophet is closer to the believers than their own selves.” (Qur’an 33:6) This closeness was not exploitation. It was mercy, guardianship, and honor something your culture, with its abuse statistics, lectures others about. And ask yourself this honestly. The Prophet ﷺ lived among enemies who hated him, followed his every move, and searched desperately for moral faults. They accused him of lying, sorcery, madness yet never sexual corruption. Are you claiming that those who lived with him daily were blind, and you 🤡 1400 years later, educated by tweets and p∆rnified morals see the truth? Look at the full life first. The Prophet ﷺ married widows, older women, and divorcees. There is no predatory pattern. Predators repeat behavior. Did he (ﷺ) ever marry anyone of the same age again? And the irony is, Non-Muslims who actually studied Muhammad ﷺ reached the opposite conclusion. Thomas Carlyle (On Heroes and Hero Worship) called him sincere and truthful. Michael H. Hart (The 100) ranked him the most influential human in history. George Bernard Shaw said humanity would need Muhammad ﷺ to solve its crises. And others admired his (ﷺ) moral discipline. What you all are doing is nothing but slander, ignorance, and moral arrogance. In Islam, accusing someone of sexual immorality without proof is a major sin not a joke, not ‘free speech’. It is a monstrous lie. (Qur’an 24:16) So, P∆rn addicts shouldn’t dare take his name so lightly. You’re not even the dust beneath his shoes. People who read history respect him. People who shout nonsense insult him. If after 1400 years your strongest argument against Islam is still “A’isha was 6” like an illiterate clown, then the issue is not Islam. It is your ignorance and your obsession with Islam. Go learn history.

@TESAHAPS @Her3130 "He was a good man, so it's ok that he married a 6 year old, especially that he waited 3 years to sleep with her". You guys are MONSTERS, disgusting MONSTERS! No wonder Epstein had such close relations with sultans.

@Her3130 Well explained, sister. May Allah bless you and all those defending our beloved Prophet Muhammad peace be upon him. Ameen

@Her3130 There is absolutely NO time in history, past, present or future, where marrying a 6 or 9 year old is EVER justified, PERIOD. This argument really made muslims like you to either run apologetics for him, or revise their corrupted and satanic hadith books. You chose your camp.

@Saffron_Sniper1 For an FBI director, he must be one of the easiest people to read, like, ever

A video is going viral on the internet in which FBI Director Kash Patel appears extremely tense and anxious after reading some papers. Look closely, he immediately gives hand signals to someone twice.