Charlie “Bag” McBagg

@toga_party_ You know what they say, fourth time’s the charm!

Got ghosted by the same girl for the third time. Steak and loaded baked potato.

Gayest thing a man can do is post his internship on LinkedIn. Who are you trying to impress? #shrink

@sargeantsniff3r How did you let him get a bid

There’s a kid in my frat that got a fucking spray tan #notkidding #fag

@goobercock @daltonmomof2 Thanks for the vernacular unc, this will be entering the repertoire

@daltonmomof2 I bet it grips like a retard with super glue on their hands

Set it off

@YoungUrbPro We call that getting roofied in the business. It’s not your fault

Someone snuck a 2nd and 3rd bottle of wine into my bottle of wine last night.

@sumtingsilly She went to my rival school, 🪵

@KonaBigWavey Fallout

Show recommendations plz. Wanna start something new

@raydavisIIII Studying shows lack of confidence in your skills of winging it/cheating

Would it be wise to booze tonight with 4 exams left?

Really wanted to save money as we approach the Christmas season, so I decided to spend $35 to doordash torchys on my dad’s card. #blessed

@thepjones123 Shoot that link over

May or may not stream arc raiders tonight

@wkndatcoachos @robertMFsmith1 (🪵)

The entire US army couldn’t pull me out of this…#thinking

@jonnyhighlife Wrong, still is funny, always will be.

Both of my bosses made a 6 7 joke in a meeting today. #jokesover

@TroyRobertlc3 Holy fuck #expand

@skoalyeah126 5 for confidence

Two beers

@archeratkinson Woah… not slop?

Made dinner for the family tonight. Happy Early Thanksgiving to all god bless #lank

@Davelangston9 Great looking dude #dogdox

The lion wishes you a very happy thanksgiving.

@bryanbrian46 Great composition in this one Brian

Something about a stick

@iwanttheball44 @VolEyeMoody Holy fucking fuck that body of yours is insane

@VolEyeMoody #pac12

Any Big 10 libs playing golf rn? Didn’t think so. #SEC

@lamarIVla #nuke

“yo boys let’s wear our pjs to the bar” #fittedup