Balloon Boy

Dad's wearing a captain's hat and a mesh halter top today. Oh, and rollerblades. That dude is more messed up than I thought.

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Mamasan's in her sock puppet world and dad's busy admiring himself in front of his mirror in his room. I'd be better off with wolves.

@HighTimes_Mike I'm going to come see you when I get back on my balloon. It'll give me something to do when I'm up there :+)

Dad's all upset he can't fit into his skinny jeans with that weird gadget on his ankle. So he's wearing a tight sailor t-shirt now.

Mamasan made a lot of clicking noises by my ear last night which kept me up all night. I think she was really bored.

Dad's wearing some weird gadget on his ankle and says it's to communicate with the aliens. Mamasan of course, doesn't need gadgets for that.

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@BombTheLove I don't understand months but I'll get there as soon as I can steal a bike and wait for you. Might take a while though.

@b_aniket do I believe in aliens? Why yes, how else can one explain mamasan having tentacles for fingers?

@BombTheLove say when and where :+)

Hope dad doesn't find out that we've been cutting off pieces from his balloon and use them as trash bags. Reduce, reuse, recycle right?

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Dad's secretly planning a comeback. Just thought I'd let you guys know. Also call 911. Why keep the hilarity to yourself?

What flies around, comes around.

Writing a song called: "Never too high from home"