Barry Negrin 🌻

I saw a heart-shaped dog poop stain on the sidewalk and now cannot think of a better metaphor for #NYC.

That moment you realize there’s no toilet paper in the bathroom you’re in and there’s no one else around.

@EmpireStateBldg The schedule says signature white, but the building is actually green and white. What's the occasion?

Champagne dreams Text CONNECT to 274-16 to get alerts on our Lights! Watch tonight's lighting here: esbo.nyc/ecx 📷: 917vis/IG

@nyjets x.com/barstoolsports…

"The engine that makes everything else go" The Runway Ep. 3 goes behind the scenes with the O-line and it's LIVE 📺: bit.ly/4mYxcpg

Remember to eggplant your social media posts with quizzical utterances so that when they are scraped, it renders the LLM less fishlike. And that's two whole other potatoes, as they say!

@NuclearHazelnut IP used to provide 25% of NYC's energy, cleanly. Let's bring it back!

Another day, another potential nuclear power plant restart !!! ⚛️ Holtec is now floating the idea of bringing Indian Point (NY) back online, if state & federal support aligns (crossing fingers as we are all gonna be pushing for this) At full power, the plant could provide ~2,000 MW of 24/7 carbon-free electricity to millions of New Yorkers🗽 From shutdown to comeback, nuclear is too valuable to leave behind & we are here for it!

@katefeetie And yet every seven years or so, our cells replace themselves like a squishy Ship of Theseus.

@GenuinelyJodi Never!

FYI - Some of you need to update your pinned tweet. You’re welcome.

@NY1 @TfL @MTA @JamieStelter Make this a regular segment and it will rival "In The Papers" in popularity!

From pronunciation attempts to guessing which names were real or fake, @TfL and @MTA have had their fun with each other’s stops. Now it’s @JamieStelter and New Yorkers’ turn! How’d they do?

@buy_jupiter Quick responses are great, but same dayers can be...disheartening. I'm sure it'll find a good home!

Work up the nerve to send fav story to dream market. This market replies fast, usually in a week. The rejection took a few hours 🤷🏻‍♀️

@aimless_words "There are forces beyond the universe..." and logical narrative consistency is one of them, apparently.

Both are leaps beyond the quality of this episode. Both are worth going back to, their respective conclusions feel incomplete without them. Can the same be said for when this finale is severed from it's own setup, and one so poorly constructed? #DoctorWho #DoctorWhoSpoilers

It's very hard to critique half a story, and even harder when my understanding of what actually happened is so poor. So it becomes a list of questions showing how contrived it is, and go through what is unlikely to be fixed by the finale. 🧵 #DoctorWho #DoctorWhoSpoilers

@Bodegacats_ He ate all the pet bars

@DrTregoning @imperialcollege @ChalkeFestival @ExRdFestival New York?

The Live Forever tour continues @imperialcollege @ChalkeFestival @ExRdFestival

@RonColemanPhD @nycmidnight I'll see you there!

@nycmidnight I'm going to the second round!

The 1st Round results for the 100-word Microfiction Challenge 2025 are up at nycmidnight.co/4k5Zs8D! Congratulations to the top 15 in each group for advancing to the 2nd Round, which kicks off this Friday, May 16th. Best of luck to them, and thanks to all who participated!

Yes!

@Jeopardy Unfortunately, they changed the formula of said product along the way, and it tastes *vile* now. Shoulda stuck with sugar and Red Dye No. 2 like in the old days!

We love this crossover down to our bones. : jeopardy.visitlink.me/3wQxcR

@NY1 @Jill_Jorgensen I have seen kids in the city smashing their Yonder pouches against walls etc. (not with their phone inside, obviously) to disable the magnet lock. Some also get their own magnets to open the pouch as desired.

📵Are you ready for no phones in school? 📵 @Jill_Jorgensen breaks down how New York is banning phones in public schools this September.

Apropos of last night's #Jeopardy

@eastsidefeed Did they order it al dente?

Upper East Sider Reports Finding Tooth in Food Delivery Order tinyurl.com/2326yzet

@tonyhouser @thegridkid Glyph, and myth, and myrrh, oh my!

@thegridkid No vowels?!

Can’t wait for y’all to see tomorrow’s puzzle 🐝🐝🐝🥴🫣

@JournalistJG @afalkhatib @BBCBreaking Made the NY Times today nytimes.com/2025/03/27/wor…

@afalkhatib This should be international headline news. Unlike the fabricated stories about starvation that did not exist, it is real. Courageous. And the only real hope for a peaceful future that the Palestinian people of Gaza have. @BBCBreaking where are you this time?

Large-scale day and night-time anti-Hamas protests were held across the Gaza Strip for the 3rd day, demanding an end to the terror group's rule, an end to the war, dignity, freedom, and life without Iranian-funded stooges holding 2.3 Palestinians hostage to suicidal "resistance."