BasedMilady88

@missus_wormy Leave that trans 2 year old fent addict alone it's an American

2 year olds are doing fentanyl in America and you think this country is worth saving

@buggyboisNFT I had no idea what you're saying and I still don't but you had me at "Rape"

I’m gonna start a naturally flavored adaptogenic probiotic seltzer mineral water company and call it “Rape Juice”

@buggyboisNFT Omg I love avatar I'm gonna close my and mentally watch an episode I remember every line to thanks for reminding me about THE BOULDER

I’m not Charlie Kirk I’m Toph Bei Fong

@NickJFuentes We don't care about you start being racist and right wing Democrats are gay and jewish

I’m getting really sick of politics honestly

@justalexoki Already did dumbass you're still here and so's the planet so thank me already who do you think summoned the time travellers it was me the one conscious this universe is mine I can't die undercooked gotta leave me in the oven ya feel either way I'm safe now some are already here😊

if you're so smart why haven't you saved the world yet

@Slendernibble @Ang106249 Do you remember Hak Foo from Jackie Chan adventures cuz I sometimes like thinking about the way he'd say "rabbit" in the tortoise and the hare episode where Jade has the rabbit talisman how often do you think about that episode?

@BasedMilady88 @Ang106249 This is what a victim of the Dunning-Kruger Effect looks like'

Can men ever have a friendship with a women they find attractive but still be able to keep it completely platonic??

@Slendernibble @Ang106249 Uh no this is an effect of being high on amphetamines and reading Dr Seuss books from memory would you like me to type out any entire doctor Seuss book I remember them all also Dr Seuss is my hero he literally cheated on his wife till she killed herself and no one cared

@realmfberlin I personally call it "X: The Everything App" every time I speak about it irl and everyone hates it so I won't stop

Do you still called it X or Twitter?

@polkapea You'd learn what that did, that's how education works someone does something and then remembers it and tells people I've never heard of anyone doing that so you might be the first? Good luck on the science tho

im uneducated what would happen if i cut a vein

Me asking God for anyway out of the breathalyzer

@Be_like_calvin2 You sound like a drug addict trying to justify your drug usage simply because you did 3 things any serious drug addict or sober person could do oh wow you managed to function for 24 hours? And you're bragging. I fucking hate smelly pot smoking hippie weed addicts so much

Marijuana is a gateway drug: to good sex, a great nights sleep, & the fridge.

That's crazy I have a file about the NSA and it says they're a bitch

@vilebloodn It'd be hysterical if you had sex with me like as funny prank tho like haha I fucked a guy who didnt flirt and wasnt that funny imagine how that would make all those jokesters trying to get laid feel, they wasted their best jokes just for you to fuck a joke like me funny right?😄

Please don’t flirt with me I genuinely cannot tell when someone is just trying to be funny or are trying to get laid Stop it!!!!!!!!!

@plaks4ngel Oh suddenly you're too good for some high quality rubble? Ungrateful.

how do you exist when everything around you feels collapsed

@anvyrd They try to sell bridges they don't own I think 😊

I still don't really understand what a condo is

@otakithug Me and I'm being paid to be on the computer

who up but at what cost

@Ang106249 It's a tale as old as time you probably haven't heard since you're not a bitchless, richless, misogynist 🥰

@BasedMilady88 What does this mean?

@MiaIsAOkay @emmanueladda2 Every time I've beaten my wife it was over her overreacting to not having weed if she had a drink she wouldn't have been such a raging bitch

@BasedMilady88 @emmanueladda2 Insane take. It's the same as having a couple beers after work, but I don't beat my wife after smoking.

Smoking weed doesn't make me a bad person, just like going to church doesn't make you a good person..

Everything in life is secular it you just don't know what secular means

@Ang106249 Them bitches is witches and you can't trust a Witch Bitch who'll switch Rich's riches from Rich to Witch to get hitched with Mitch with Rich's riches so Mitch gets rich from the Bitch Witch's riches switch and Rich got pitched to the bitch ditch so Rich twitched needing a stitch