Slendernibble

@MeltyLoo A toast sandwich, but I just eat straight bread as a snack because I like the texture and mild taste

What do you call it if you ordered a sandwich but like there's no meat or veggie or cheese or sauce. Kinda want a light snack.

@TORNIQET ...vacation days...

@Slendernibble hurgerrpants

cats purse their lips when you pet them on their cheeks or chin. you know what that means.

@ChiefPrimo76 @aintshitdotorg @BlakesXcom @emkenobi I'd say being sexually stunted does that, actually'

@aintshitdotorg @BlakesXcom @emkenobi For men it lowers their confidence, lowers their drive, makes them weaker and more prone to letting lust control them

Why do so many people demonize masturbation when it’s probably the healthiest and safest way to express yourself sexually

@FigureLover2000 What about a kilogram of rocks?

Jujutsu Kaisen fans are dumber than a pound of rocks

@Zeth6529 Most, if not all of them

If y'all in the Ben 10 universe which species would you date and if things work eventually marry

@VeturWinter @EruminX @Zeth6529 They reproduce asexually' Doesn't mean they can't form romantic bonds or like, non-reproductive sexual bonds. Assuming they aren't also capable of sexual reproduction' Many animals can do both, usually reproducing asexually in response to lacking a mate.

@EruminX @Zeth6529 Aren't necrofriggians asexual

@solisuppy Howdy! I am both of these things'

any british trans girls wanna be friends??

@FloraFurriluz @dspinchie It's called a joke. =P

@Slendernibble @dspinchie Can't be any more pathetic than your spelling.

Here, let me just…

@TheAlienKnows Open down.

Shut up.

@vivitoodumb I mean, if you're eDating someone and don't even know what they look like beforehand, I don't think you're in a position to be picky about looks😭

Wyd if ur edating someone and they end up being super incredibly chopped

@tiredgirlxx Biologically? A microclit, since they can be so small that it severely impedes someone's ability to orgasm. Socially? A flat chest, maybe? The issue is I like microdicks so it's hard to describe how others view them negatively 😭

what's the female equivalent of having a micropenis

@Needarefill77 The effort is enough' It'll get easier the more you try

@Slendernibble Bruh I get nervous when I try to be social😭

Tried out tinder for a few days, only got one match and it only lasted for like 5 minutes, I might just give up

@condomclipper @hlonguslol I have to say, this is exceptionally poor bait. I'm giving it...a cheese puff outta ten.

@hlonguslol This is how you treat a person that’s improving your life?

trump: where am i??? fat alastor: j-just.. *PAAAAAAAAAAARP* just come into my arms lil fella...

@RobHeinze @Lovandfear Creation is an expression of Humanity; Destruction expresses nothing of value. You need to make an effort to build the skills to create, to destroy is to lash out childishly'

@Lovandfear Why can evil destroy things so easy and fast, while creating anything meaningful (tangible things like buildings, intangible things like love) is so hard and takes so long?

“Evil cannot create anything new, it can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made” —J.R.R. Tolkien

@Jordificient @bonnibloop_ WHOSE?!?! THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!!!!

@Slendernibble @bonnibloop_ Whose

so i just got a call that confirms it. theyre definitely giants

@happykaos_ This is what I aspire to be...

Yeah, I draw Ben 10 aliens and porn! Ain't I like, super based? >:3

@diz_korall_DB Maybe this is why I am so drawn to fat girls...

When I found out that in order to date a fat girl you need a big dick, that was the worst day of my life 💔