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Perhaps my favorite X ever!

@ClownWorld Tough call here as there are way more than one bar to receive these 14 shots from, though her on board account would keep the tally each day for alcohol consumption where she pays per drink or has unlimited drinks

Woman drinks 14 shots of tequila on a Carnival cruise, blacks out, falls, and now she's getting $300,000. She blames the bartenders. This is why lawsuits are out of control

@bethTmufc It’s a tough call, but perhaps you do. All egos need to be put a side if it’s best for the club

Question to all United fans, Do you keep Rashford if it means saving the money for a LW and spending it on midfield / fullback / CB reinforcements ?

@JacobTurnerNC It’s a me problem, but I just don’t want any #lolstate players coming to UNC.

Would you take Paul McNeill Jr. at #UNC? In-state kid (Rockingham), played at NC State for two years. Averaged 13.8 PPG + 3.6 boards last season while finishing top 20 nationally in 3P% (42.6). Dropped a career-high 47 against TX Southern and had eight 20+ point scoring games.

@coachzblair10 You had to know your post was gonna be looked at unfavorably, Zak. I agree with it, though.

Here we go again. Another over the top celebration at 12u. If you think this is good for baseball, you are the problem. Bat almost hits him in the face after the spike, then all the "look at me" antics, and you gotta love the cameraman on the field running with the kid. What a joke. It's all a show...🤦🏼‍♂️

@ByTimReynolds Taken out?! What game are you watching?!

The play where Bam Adebayo got taken out. LaMelo Ball was complaining to the referees afterward.

@YahooSports So let me speak for her - she won’t be in that role much longer and she’s fully aware of that.

“I wonder whether you would ask that of a man." 👀 Cathy Engelbert’s response to the question of how much longer she anticipates being the WNBA’s commissioner 😳

@NUCLRGOLF @ForePlayPod @JoshACarpenter Wouldn’t know it just watching the broadcast … not true at all. You can hear it in their voice reflection before a putt or shot if it’s going to go in or be a good one vs a bad shot or a putt not going down. They also drop subtle hints just before as well.

🗣️😡📺 #SOUNDING OFF — NBC Sports Analyst & Foreplay Pod host Kevin Kisner SOUNDS OFF on CBS for its coverage of The Masters Tournament: “I have no idea what they’re doing… literally no idea.” (Via: @ForePlayPod, h/t @JoshACarpenter)

@truedeacon @GrantHughesNC Cam scores from the FT line on largely non-foul calls

@GrantHughesNC Cooked? Do tell… Cam had more points, more rebounds, and more assists - in fewer minutes. Delusional as always…

Not a huge surprise. Caleb Wilson cooked Cameron Boozer in their lone matchup this season as #UNC upset Duke in the Dean Dome. Boozer is very polished, but Wilson is twice the athlete and offers way more upside.

@truedeacon @GrantHughesNC Yes, you’re delusional as usual

@GrantHughesNC Of course he is. Others are as well. Cam got the Dook bump from everyone around college bball. No surprise.

@jwckauman @kingpjones @carolina_pod Coach Smith was an asst to Frank Maguire. Besides that was four generations ago. Please tell us how far back does one have to go for a hater to believe the school he loathes has to go back to call them family?

@kingpjones @carolina_pod Didn't you go outside the family when you hired Dean? Kansas grad. Trying to figure out what constitutes family at Unc. NC State just got their first "in the family" coach, right? Even Case, Sloan and V were hired hands.

After thinking about Coach Malone hire, listening to the @carolina_pod interview and press conference, I’ve come to the conclusion that he is “outside the family,” but he’s more like your childhood friend who was always over and felt like he was family anyway.

@KendoVT @ThePME @FGDegenerates It’s so rude all these podcasters we believe are so important to us choose to place OAD last all the time,

The @FGDegenerates show for the RBC Heritage is LIVE! We talk Masters Recap Rory’s Place in History Angry Scheffler Masters TV Coverage Harbor Town Preview Byron’s Boxes Favorite Bets DFS Blood Sweat and Tiers DFS Strategy No Cut Events Cash Game Cornerstones Hustler POTW OAD

@_gc24 @RellDMC yes, but are UNC supporters excited about the hire less than 24 hours after he’s hired though? I say no chance. And how many players have we missed out on bc of it?

@RellDMC I think there’s a scenario where they still would’ve ended up with Malone.

Imagine if UNC had waited to talk to Billy Donovan yesterday, and news broke this morning that he decided to stay with Chicago or pursue other NBA jobs. In that alternate reality, I wonder what Carolina would have done, re: new coach. Talk about panic...

@RellDMC I shudder at the thought

@MichaelGra85 @Mohqoshin @UnitedStandMUFC @ThatsFootballTV United Stand is like a decade old

@Mohqoshin @UnitedStandMUFC @ThatsFootballTV Bad decision selling his channel at such an early stage. In five years, It would be worth five times the figure he will be receiving from the sale

Gary Neville's The Overlap has bought Manchester United influencer Mark Goldbridge's YouTubechannels. @UnitedStandMUFC @ThatsFootballTV Goldbridge reacts! #mufc

@Mohqoshin @UnitedStandMUFC @ThatsFootballTV Mark - you’re not gonna be sable to say anything without anyone thinking Overlap made you say this or that or you didn’t say something bc Overlap told you not to. It’s a brand new world starting today, lad.

@BoczulakSteven @JacobTurnerNC 12 deep lol. We need 7/8 guys. No school needs more than that to dominate.

@JacobTurnerNC Would prefer to spread that out over 2 players and go 12 deep on roster. Just my opinion

Love Juke Harris' game but over $5 mil?! Sheeeeeesh.

@Saiduadamu @ImtiazMadmood Every country in the Middle East either openly or secretly hate/fear Iran. This isn’t news.

@ImtiazMadmood If this story is true, then it's very unfortunate. The Arabs are truly the real enemies of the Arab nation. I hope it is fake news.

An urgent phone call from Saudi Crown Prince MBS changed Trump’s decision at the last minute: President Trump had intended to declare a complete ceasefire and end the fighting against Iran in exchange for the immediate opening of the Strait of Hormuz. However, a tense phone call with Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman dramatically changed the plan. According to White House sources, bin Salman begged Trump not to stop the war: “This is a historic opportunity – we must finish the job and weaken the Iranian regime once and for all.” In exchange for continuing the fighting, Saudi Arabia offered an unprecedented package of economic and strategic incentives. Key points in the offer: • $100 billion transferred directly to finance American war costs • Full and immediate normalization with Israel after the fall of the regime • Direct oil pipeline from Saudi Arabia to the port of Ashdod, turning Israel into a major energy hub • Investment of approximately $1 trillion in the U.S. economy + purchase of $500 billion in American weapons • Establishment of a new regional defense alliance, including Israel, Saudi Arabia, and other moderate countries under an American umbrella • Joint naval force to control the Strait of Hormuz and Bab el-Mandeb • Funding of strategic U.S. bases in Israel • Joint reconstruction fund for a post-regime “secular and moderate” Iran In the end, Trump announced a temporary ceasefire, not an end to the war as was expected. Senior diplomatic sources describe the move as “a historic turning point” marking the beginning of a new regional order. - @jess_ih_ka