Benjamin Good

@philthatremains I should’ve worn a condom. My apologies for the one I pretended to put on.

@reddit_lies I can, with very near 100% certainty, say this is fake.

Redditors entire career is TDS

@chamath The class is about spending/saving your own money. @GavinNewsom and the state of California are spending OTHER people's money, not their own. See, when you do that, there is no budget to speak of.

You should take the class. The state’s finances are a dumpster fire.

@MichaKobs @ricwe123 That's an epic prank though.

@ricwe123 Do you remember the moment when Israeli forces sprayed their excrement on the Al-Aqsa Mosque well before Oct7? Of course you don’t... (see above)

Remember that moment when the IDF was attacking Palestinian worshippers inside the Al Aqsa Mosque during the Ramadan prayers? Of course you don’t, because the Western mainstream media has done a damn good job making sure you stay in the dark....

@TRHLofficial I see it.

Since no one will see this anyway, here is a list of everyone I think should be drafted. 1. Mark Levin, we need the enthusiasm you bring to X on the front lines. Drafted. 2. Lindsey Graham, I hear you want to ask South Carolinians to send their sons and daughters to fight for Israel, well homie, You first. Drafted. 3. Ben Shapiro, you say this is the single greatest foreign policy move of your lifetime? You should see it from the front lines, legend. Drafted. 4. Every single person who has been telling Trump he is “the non-Jewish Messiah”. Yes we know about that. Congratulations on cracking the code, you win front row seats to see “Cyrus” usher in your apocalypse. Drafted. 5. Anyone saying “Charlie would have wanted this.” Bro, You’re as evil as they come. But F*** you you’re drafted now. 6. BiBi Netanyahu. I command you to rise from the dead or wherever the heII you are and be drafted. 7. Everybody in the government who supports this war and all their firstborn sons. Drafted. 8. People who believe abortion is healthcare— Guess what. War with Iran is healthcare now. Drafted. 9. The history retarded who think George Washington would want war with Iran. lol. You’re too dumb to insult. Drafted. 10. Men who compete in women sports. Iran is the women’s sports now. Drafted. 11. Every pundit who destroyed their credibility over the last 3 months defending Jeffrey Epstein. Ew. Drafted. 12. Everyone on the Epstein client list. You’re double drafted. 13. Everyone who participated in the 2020 George Floyd riots. Drafted. 14. The Covid tyrants. You’re all drafted now. 15. The corpses of Dick Cheney and John McCain. Drop them in Iran, they should see this. Drafted. 16. The El Salvador Prisoners. Microchip them all, they’re dying for Israel. Drafted. 17. Bill Kristol, David Frum, Max Boot, Jennifer Rubin, Victoria Nuland. Get out of my sight, you’re all drafted. 18. John Bolton. You’re the most drafted of all. 19. The J6 committee. You’re the war with Iran committee now. Drafted. 20. People who don’t like dogs. You can’t be trusted. Drafted. 21. Every podcaster who lied us into this war and every other war. Drafted. 22. Vegans, cyclists, crossfitters, and people with pronouns in their bio. Drafted. 23. Antifa. You psychopaths are fkn crazy. We need that. Drafted. 24. The $7000 club, and anybody is taking money to lie to you. Drafted. 25. Feminists and male feminists. You’re both just awful. Drafted. 26. People who asks Grok “is this is real”. Drafted. 27. PETA. You brought this up upon yourselves. Drafted. 28. Activists for foreign nations. You’re all activists for the war in Iran now. Drafted. 29. People who blow rape whistles at protests. I could not draft you fast enough. 30. People who report their untaxed purchases across state lines. You won’t be hurting America anymore. Drafted. 30. Gun-grabbers. Grab this d***. Drafted. 31. AIPAC. I could not draft you harder if I tried. 31. Furries. Get in the box or your antisemitic. Drafted. 32. Pedos. Get comfortable, you won’t be coming back. Drafted. I reserve the right to add to this list

@AntiLeftMemes Darn. I guess we should just give them free stuff.

How do you feel about illegal aliens having to sleep in the ground?

Is Democrat Senator Mark Kelly Gay or Retarded?

@SeaeyesTri Nah. Tried that. Hasn't worked out too well so far.

Yessssss!

@Amelia558rs Faye Dunaway, but only from the Rob Zombie movies.

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?

The biggest scam in life is paying taxes on the money we make, paying taxes on money we spend, and taxes on things we own, that we already paid taxes on, with already taxed money.

@triggerpod Im actually watching this right now.

Dark Humour for Dark Times: Ben Bankas

@KimDotcom If there's no name attached I automatically assume it's bullshit. The entirety of the media hates Trump and will print ANYTHING to make the administration look bad.

👀

@AntiLeftMemes Yes

Your thoughts?

@elonmusk We need an X-Phone. Full @grok incorporation included. I cant stand having to rely on Gemini's dumb ass for shit. Please just do it. I'll be one of millions to buy it.

@TrumpsHurricane @Gjarfan Its mainly the penis. Or what used to be one.

Men, why are you so quick to reject Transgender Women ??

@atensnut I only got 1. ESROCU.

How many words can you make?

@nypost Three INVADERS OF NORWAY... Fixed it.

Three Norwegian brothers of Iraqi descent arrested over US embassy 'terror bombing' in Oslo trib.al/1pVGwSj

Thank you President Trump! 🇺🇸

@Ezinger44 They only do that if the parents are republicans.

Hello Internet, expose the parents of the terrorist kids please. Who are they?

@SallyMayweather I hate all of it.

The good news is republicans are going to lose the midterms. The bad news is democrats are going to win the midterms.