Bern 🦒🐧🌿🐢🐘🌳

@TheRealThelmaJ1 @tezzr44 🤣🤣

If Trump gets ill, God forbid, I hope they call Ronny Jackson, RFK Jr. and Dr. Oz to treat him.

The Epstein files... Epstein made eleven girls as young as fourteen play a kissing game with him. No. I will not stop talking about the files. May they rot in the lowest levels of hell

@InternetH0F 😂😂 True

@mariana057 🤣🤣

My wife was watching TV and screamed out, don't go in the church you stupid bitch. I said damn, what are you watching???? She said….our wedding video

@Peter_Fitz 🤣

@mistergeezy 🤣

It's Easter Weekend 🐰

@blowingtom2 😂😂

Happy Easter everyone.

@timoteo5050 @gggirl924 😂😂

@gggirl924 I'm the youngest of 10.

Can you imagine, in your wildest dreams, ever having this many children? My father was 1 of 9. Did your parents come from a big family?

@mancunianmedic 🤣

I am amused Anne is out shopping I am about to work Easter Sat/Sun/Mon in hospital So i thought i would do her Mary Berry's Victoria Sponge to sustain her through the weekend But despite using the precise quantities of self-raising flour/baking powder Lo, It has not risen

@Narjes_Rahmati @EliLake 🤣🤣

@EliLake People of every race and nationality follow the Jewish faith. You look like you're from a cabbage patch in Krakow.

The Jewish people are indigenous to Israel.

@VarlanOlivier 🤣 Pancake

🛑 URGENT On vient de recevoir la première photo de la lune par la fusée #Artemis : un spectacle fascinant.

@Melbourne_says 🤣

Me: Reaches for paper towel and scream echoes across whole countryside. My mate: Oh, there's quite a few inside, I just didn't wanna tell ya. Yeah thanks. No paper towel for me today. 👀

@agentsmart @eternaltxts 🤣

@eternaltxts Don't seek advice online.

I’m 21. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@eternaltxts Try ecstasy if you already haven't 😅

@atensnut Not one Black actor?

Who was most handsome back then! Me: Mel Gibson

@RBJRON @Sarah_Alice_X Those fish are caked in batter too. Grilled fish not. Personally I think a slice of potatoe in batter is not a scollop.A scallop is a sea creature. Better name would be Battered potatoe slice Battered flake etc. Technically that is what it is.

@Berniewtf @Sarah_Alice_X So is fish fillet but they dont call them cakes

That's a fucking scallop, how many times do we need to have this conversation 😤

@RBJRON @Sarah_Alice_X It's a slice of potatoe caked in batter

@Berniewtf @Sarah_Alice_X It's a slice of potato that's been dipped in batter and deep fried. So how is it a cake?

@KnoxieLuv @Skarfigo 🤣🤣

The internet is so disrespectful! 🤣

@_InfoGram_ @GaryFallon2 🤣

This is EPIC at another level😂⚡️ 🇺🇸Paula White: "Trump is Jesus because they were both “betrayed and arrested and falsely accused.”⚡️ 🇺🇸Democrats leaders: "Fair enough. Nail him up. If he comes back in 3 days, We'll admit we were wrong."😂🔥