Agent Smart

Sometimes twitter is like diving into a cool pool on a hot summers day. Other times a nice warm bath. Nice people. Nice vibe. Sometimes it's like jumping into the surf. Fun if you know how to swim. More often it's like sharing a spa with 12 strangers and a floating band aid.

@SrSittingBull lol. He's not quick, he just didn't make the connection like my warped brain did. Pearl Harbour must have been his train of thought all along. Quick wit, ha, good one. 😂

@agentsmart Nah because you didn’t know it was coming nor was there anytime to pivot. Quick wit.

Was it just me or did anyone else think that before he pivoted to Pearl Harbour and surprises he was heading towards Hiroshima and surprises? 🤔

@mtgt0mw @van00sa We have oil here. We export crude oil. We import refined oil. We have two refineries here. We once had 6 refineries.

@van00sa You still Have to get the oil Here

Imagine our position if Australia had its own refineries

@Docsthename Early beers have potential. Late lunches eventually end.

Early beers or late lunch? Vote now #pubroof

@tunguz We foolishly thought we were headed towards "1984" becoming a reality, turns out it was "Idiocracy".

This movie was prophetic beyond what we could have ever imagined.

@tryingtobeagw @PointerTuck Nah, they'd call that a scallop pie cake. Weirdos.

@agentsmart @PointerTuck In Vic I’d assume a potato scallop pie had both potatoes and…scallops 😆

What would the northerners call these 🙄

Bezos is turning Amazon into MomCorp.

This song was written in 20 minutes of pure rage after hearing how a senator got his son out of the draft for Vietnam...

@MaraCastelletti naw shucks. Right back atcha Mara. Go grab that coffee.

@agentsmart Just watched this as I was listening to this . Mesmerising. Love your work Agent Smart. And yes I really do need that coffee watched it way too long .

Following people then muting them feels like collecting souls.

@stationmum101 Tiddalik be thirsty.

Never underestimate the capacity of the desert to absorb large volumes of water. Tuesday evening vs. Today.

AFRO MAN now controls all spice production in the imperium.

@mymomcare 😂

Somewhere in the palace, the ceiling is missing insulation😂

@bj2079 @Mercfan3Mercfan lol. That all you got tiger? An obsession with Bowen. I think he's married. Sorry dude.

@agentsmart @Mercfan3Mercfan So you can’t answer I get it lmao must be Trumps fault also lol

Which bit are you struggling with Tiger?

@bj2079 @Mercfan3Mercfan

@Mercfan3Mercfan @agentsmart So should I wait for my flying car before my electric truck ? Again how did Bowen’s Electric Ute turn out ?

@AzPetrich @dodona777 How is that even an option?

In case you missed it, Democrats walked out of yesterday's deposition with Pam Bondi, after she refused to go under oath. When she asked why they wanted her under oath, they said, "because she's a liar.

@nyneuropsych @Microinteracti1 How are you going to hide that heat?

@Microinteracti1 It's also an opportunity to upgrade. Found a weakness. Now fix it.

The F-35 was supposed to be unkillable. That was the whole point. Lockheed Martin spent thirty years and four hundred billion dollars, the most expensive weapons programme in human history, building an aircraft that the enemy simply could not see. Not on radar. Not on infrared. Not on anything. The F-35 was not just a fighter jet. It was a theological statement. America’s way of saying: we have moved beyond the reach of your missiles, your sensors, and your prayers. Iran apparently didn’t get the memo. Somewhere over Iranian airspace on March 19, 2026, an IRST system, infrared search and track, the kind of sensor your grandmother could probably explain, looked up, found the F-35, and locked on. Not because Iranian engineers are geniuses. Because the F-35, it turns out, is extremely hot. All that engine. All that thrust. All that carefully sculpted stealth geometry, and the bloody thing glows like a kettle. The heat signature data Iran now holds is not just embarrassing. It is a gift that keeps giving. To Moscow. To Beijing. To every procurement ministry on the planet that has been quietly wondering whether to spend the money on systems designed to kill this aircraft. The answer, as of this week, is yes. And here is the bit that should really worry the Pentagon. You can patch software. You can redesign coatings. You cannot reprogramme a pilot’s brain. Every F-35 driver who takes off from here on knows, actually knows, that someone down there might be able to see them. That changes everything about how they fly. Caution replaces aggression. Hesitation replaces instinct. Four hundred billion dollars. And in the end, it was done in by a heat sensor. Tremendous. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@scotjs @aphotomama Good answer, though that wasn't the question. 🤔

@aphotomama Thank you!

Question for the hetero men out there: how do you feel about women getting their nails done? Is it important to you for attraction?

@aphotomama Nope. Not even a little bit.

@Mercfan3Mercfan @bj2079 Well he's got my attention and a follow. I'm here for more insight into this renaissance man.

@bj2079 @agentsmart So you have nothing then?