Bern 🦒🐧🌿🐢🐘🌳

@Narjes_Rahmati @EliLake 🤣🤣

@EliLake People of every race and nationality follow the Jewish faith. You look like you're from a cabbage patch in Krakow.

The Jewish people are indigenous to Israel.

@VarlanOlivier 🤣 Pancake

🛑 URGENT On vient de recevoir la première photo de la lune par la fusée #Artemis : un spectacle fascinant.

@Melbourne_says 🤣

Me: Reaches for paper towel and scream echoes across whole countryside. My mate: Oh, there's quite a few inside, I just didn't wanna tell ya. Yeah thanks. No paper towel for me today. 👀

@agentsmart @eternaltxts 🤣

@eternaltxts Don't seek advice online.

I’m 21. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@eternaltxts Try ecstasy if you already haven't 😅

@atensnut Not one Black actor?

Who was most handsome back then! Me: Mel Gibson

@RBJRON @Sarah_Alice_X Those fish are caked in batter too. Grilled fish not. Personally I think a slice of potatoe in batter is not a scollop.A scallop is a sea creature. Better name would be Battered potatoe slice Battered flake etc. Technically that is what it is.

@Berniewtf @Sarah_Alice_X So is fish fillet but they dont call them cakes

That's a fucking scallop, how many times do we need to have this conversation 😤

@RBJRON @Sarah_Alice_X It's a slice of potatoe caked in batter

@Berniewtf @Sarah_Alice_X It's a slice of potato that's been dipped in batter and deep fried. So how is it a cake?

@KnoxieLuv @Skarfigo 🤣🤣

The internet is so disrespectful! 🤣

@_InfoGram_ @GaryFallon2 🤣

This is EPIC at another level😂⚡️ 🇺🇸Paula White: "Trump is Jesus because they were both “betrayed and arrested and falsely accused.”⚡️ 🇺🇸Democrats leaders: "Fair enough. Nail him up. If he comes back in 3 days, We'll admit we were wrong."😂🔥

@Quadcarl 🤣🤣 True He had already escaped.

He’s not supposed to be in the cave when they roll the stone away 🤣

@sagathena @_Ochiedike 🤣😂

@_Ochiedike I mean, it looks a bit silly but someone clearly worked really hard on that to glorify what they believe in. It's okay. We should feel that way about all weird little things in a display of any religion. I now give you Korean Jesus. They got the messaging right.

Jesus has risen. Atheists don't laugh, please.

@technicalsalad @_Ochiedike 😂😂😂

@_Ochiedike gob did it better

@_Ochiedike 😂😂😂

@Israellycool @KHAN0IV0421 Upset a bit,hey pet. Resorting to threats,hey pet. He who doth protest too much ringing any bells Probably not as cultists usually so brainwashed they cannot reflect or think clearly and unable to hear any bells.

@KHAN0IV0421 As I said, I am going to find out your identity and make sure you spend the rest of your miserable life a pauper and the loser you are. You brought a knife to a gunfight, fuckface

On Monday evening, four brave young IDF soldiers were killed in Lebanon. One of them was my beloved stepson, Gilad Harel. He was one of the greatest men I have ever known, brave, kind, and deeply loved. israellycool.com/2026/04/03/gil…

@whitesundesert @Sarahjdublin Rather be thought of as antisemitic than a genocidal bastard.

@Sarahjdublin Accusing Jews of genocide is, frankly, as antisemitic as it gets. Fuck off.

Leaving aside the wisdom of boycotting a customer base, I’m not sure it’s smart to advertise that customers can substitute your branded parts for universal ones.

"🚨🇵🇸 Journalists in northern Gaza address the world directly: “The israeli law to hang Palestinians to their death is worse than Nazis.” If you see this video, please repost for awareness."

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Rep. Thomas Massie congratulates new Attorney General Todd Blanche after Pam Bondi was fired. "Now you have 30 days to release the rest of the files before becoming criminally liable for failure to comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act."

@PhainonofAE 🤣🤣

My dick and balls