Hillary

I should have been a railroad heiress.

just realised that Elon has essentially turned twitter into his mojo dojo casa house & now we’re all just here like

@damiiism @offbeatorbit Seriously fuck you dude

@offbeatorbit She accepted all of it for some time. Shes a loser too

Oh he’s a LOSER

@mayascade @bmluse It's so corny but I think it works! It's the new SATC! It's what Emily in Paris wishes it was!

@bmluse sounds like netflix’s “glamorous” is just the thing you want to watch

I am on the market for a new TV show to watch independent of my husband for my alone time (although many of the shows that were formerly “mine” became “ours”— This Is Us, Younger, The Bold Type). What underrated gems on streaming have y’all been enjoying??

@4everwalkalone @PicturesFoIder But at what cost???

@PicturesFoIder Jogging. I mean really, who would do that ON PURPOSE?

What are you convinced people are just pretending to enjoy?

@RubbMonke @Crimson_Mayhem_ “Play the movie.” “Ya. PlaaaAAAy.”

@Crimson_Mayhem_ We used to be a proper country.

@carlylane Thank you. I think I will!

Imagine Chris Pine shopping at The Ripped Bodice in Brooklyn

hey did you guys know that um. you were bigger than the whole sky you were more than just a short time

@theKayEmm @kendallhosseini Oof

jeremy strong said they did a shot where kendall climbed over the rail and colin runs to stop him

NOT WITH A BANG BUT A WHIMPER #SuccesionHBO

say what u want about logan roy but he ate when it came to naming his children

I realize that based on my last two tweets this might not be clear, but I am absolutely loving #QueenCharlotte

In addition to facts, I am also shouting conspiracy theories about the timing of the release of this series + the coronation. #QueenCharlotte

Having a great time watching #QueenCharlotte and just enthusiastically yelling King George facts at my fiancé.

@cowinaudio I placed an order and forgot to add a unit # so it was shipped back to your warehouse. When I call your support # the call gets disconnected. I have sent at least five emails and received no response. The livechat does not appear to actually be on your homepage. Help!

@chrisonchris @MichaelMatteoRo This is the correct answer

Who's a character that didn't deserve their fate? I'll start:

Won’t be able to watch #rupaulsdragrace15 til after the weekend.

Where is my romantic comedy starring Sutton Foster opposite Channing Tatum?

@sprigletsmom Parents paid me $20 an hour in the late 2000s/early 2010s. All the kids I babysat were complete terrors but my broke college ass came back every time.

Whenever someone asks what’s a reasonable amount to pay a babysitter in my moms group, I like to throw a grenade in the conversation and say $15/hr is the minimum

I am just always delighted to see Willa again #Succesion

If Paul and Zack had gone for Amber and Bliss, respectively, like adult men, this first #LoveIsBlindS4 drop would have only needed to be 3 episode.