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Momma Jeozi
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Momma Jeozi
@BoyImBless
I miss hood stuff. I’m multi cultural mixed with hood and magical dust.
No Mans Land Beigetreten Ağustos 2009
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they not letting me in this restaurant bc i have vibram toe flats on omg.. she tammat “you gotta put on some shoes mama”…. i’m so embarrassed😭😭 the world hates flat footed women!!
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@stillnotziora I’m mean those are shoes. More so than most ladies footwear even. I Love mine but how does that help flat feet??
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@CPAttorneyNYC @superTV247 I thought she didn’t want to identify their sex. I do that when speaking candidly of my clients.
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This last episode of #AbbotElementary got me wanting to be a teacher.
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I just recently published my first children’s book with my 4 year old son. It is based on the two of us during my son’s “I want a new mommy”phase. If you’re looking for a cute children’s book to your loved ones, Check out Jeozi and the Magical Market: a.co/d/0V4NdUf.
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A children’s book co-written with your 4-year-old? That’s pure magic! ‘Jeozi and the Magical Market’ sounds like such a heartwarming read. I’d love to hear more about your journey, must have been unforgettable! Let’s connect, message me! #WritingCommunity #ChildrensBooks
Momma Jeozi@BoyImBless
I just recently published my first children’s book with my 4 year old son. It is based on the two of us during my son’s “I want a new mommy”phase. If you’re looking for a cute children’s book to your loved ones, Check out Jeozi and the Magical Market: a.co/d/0V4NdUf.
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@ThatDudeMCFLY Someone once told me that was weird too. My momma was once naked in front of my whole neighborhood.
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I didn’t know people didn’t see their moms naked lol my momma clean the whole house shirtless sometimes 😂
Mama T🌻@herchosenpath
I never knew having a "naked mom" was a thing. There's so many comments saying how normal this was for them growing up. Interesting.
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@starsmoonandsun Mind you I usually would but this was after a 24 hour travel day so all I had the energy to do was cry afterwards like a pussy ass bitch 😭
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*arriving home from honeymoon*
woman in elevator: where were you 2?!
me: our honeymoon:)
her: congrats! and how old are you?
me: 30 & 32:)
her: oh wow. very late in life. good luck having kids. it’s going to be difficult at your age.
me: oh that’s not-
her: it’s true.
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@MaestraOmo_Oba @Nikkibaby096 @ChrissFRFR Tell him which book. What book did you read that taught you this nonsense?
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He was manifesting that money. RIP
Raphousetv (RHTV)@raphousetv2
RIP Cordero Wyatt 🕊️ Man Who went viral for meme Has sadly passed away 💔
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@eternalcumslime @notpopbase That’s why I call them purple onions 😂😂
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tf you mean? we literally just watched him do it?
Minga@KillaMinga
this autistic black guy on instagram thinks he can create leaf tornados 😭
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