Jay G

@nickimoraa Preach

No, a mocktail should not cost the same as a cocktail.

@californiapost Tommy Lasorda approves. Literally a requirement

Dodgers fans consume extraordinary amount of calories on game day new study finds trib.al/CPqjZk3

@alphackles Good way to get sick

made earl grey vanilla syrup for my lattes

@maybeimabelle The worst

Why are men such bad drivers

@bitcloud lol

I swear to god so many men on this website have literally never had a girlfriend.

@TheBayAreaBob That’s not even lumpia. They got egg rolls for the pics lmao

I’ve consumed a lot of lumpia in my days and that lumpia looks like shit

@radbackwards 880

The East Bay has this energy force field around it that’s telling me to go back to Palo Alto

@travolax AI

The poppy superbloom — Antelope Valley, California

Whatever happened to Tracy Ullman?! She was such a boss in the 90’s

@PeytonElroy Looks like you burned

Olive oil is an amazing “sunscreen” alternative for those brave enough to believe 🌞

@Ashtronova Why are you trying to go to jail? Tf

i got a 3d printer and the first thing i printed was an RPG

@seminoleraider @bay_photography I’m in the foothills and have seen everything green but yet to see much color on it. I think it’s different further south this year

@realjayg @bay_photography You should touch grass more. All the sierra foothills look like this every spring

California golden poppies as far as the eye can see

@wongywongy @bay_photography I’ve seen them but never the poppy. That’s why I assumed it was fake. Poppies are super fragile plants and don’t usually spread like this.

@realjayg @bay_photography You’ve never seen a super bloom before? It’s common after very heavy rain years

@NaturalEye78321 The townhomes. Utter poverty

📍 Newport Beach Boardwalk, California, USA 🇺🇸

@Aartiutwani Sunrise ain’t bad either but yeah

just pay the california taxes bro the sunsets alone are worth it

@MzSgtPepper I’m his father. I’ll join you.

I’m flying to Japan to interview this so-called girlfriend. Punch has been through a lot and I want to make sure he is making the right decision.

@Saveydro Pressing some tasty sangy’s I bet

Get a load of this panini press in the kitchen at the gas station where I work. It's never been cleaned and stays on 24/7.

@julianaraynor Find an angel

devil on my shoulder saying to dye my hair a color other than blonde

@HandyGingerGal Tilapia tastes like an asshole

Everybody wants to talk about how cilantro tastes like soap. But nobody wants to talk about how beets taste like soil 😭

@nates_motel Worth it

I beg your fucking pardon????