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@EngKimani_ @Insurgent254 @NytoP2PMwangi you'll be surprised 😂😂 engineers tumetulia huku😂, classes za engineering professional ethics nikama uliskip otherwise real engineers don't reason like you

@BramCrypt @Insurgent254 @NytoP2PMwangi What for? Will it earn you a degree as well?

Remember Grace Yuge, the lady who went viral after purchasing contaminated fuel from a TotalEnergies station in Naivasha? TotalEnergies Kenya has since issued a demand letter through CK Nyoro & Co. Advocates, seeking KSh 10 million in compensation from her. However, she has firmly told them to f#k off

@EngKimani_ @Insurgent254 @NytoP2PMwangi 😂😂😂ebu tuoneshe na iek portal

@BramCrypt @Insurgent254 @NytoP2PMwangi I rarely engage young boys in dick measuring contest because size is irrelevant. I became an IEK member waylong before you could even afford data bundles. In your big head you agreed there's ZERO Engineer in kenya called Geoffrey Buy data,fight your poverty, not my credentials.

@Insurgent254 @EngKimani_ @NytoP2PMwangi 😂😂😂

@EngKimani_ @NytoP2PMwangi Ati engineer 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🤣

@NicholasNj88261 @MCap19lqm @millanmeshack1 @anj_116_ Kipevu 3 if operating, are we experiencing drought?

@MCap19lqm @millanmeshack1 @anj_116_ We use geothermal and hydropower.... Generators only come in during drought periods

Passengers in Nairobi accuse electric buses of increasing fares by Sh20, yet they don't use petrol or diesel

@zimearrest Be grateful atleast amekutumia, maybe ni hio tu ako nayo, mine used to fuliza mia ndo anitumie ya whole day

My children won’t go through this..Imagine nimetumiwa hii na my dad kama fare ya kuenda shule we live in kariobangi so hii pesa ndio inafaa kucover fare ya kuenda na kurudi that is Tao,na bado ndio nafaa kukula lunch mind you nikona exams hadi jioni. Saa hii asubuhi fare ni Mia😭

@KeKirwa Tuma hio ikuje Macha, I'll appreciate

Kuna comrade alini dm nimuwekee kakitu ako njaa na shopping imeisha nikamuuliza kama naeza mtumanishia mahindi na maharagwe 20 korokoros each akaingia nyasi.

@PoliceKE I'll one day hire them then niwapeleke event huko western I organise goons wawacharaze viboko mingi sana😂😂hiring goons is cheaper so would cost about 50k for both the band and the goons

Did you know? You can hire the Kenya Police Band for your private functions which incude weddings, graduations and corporate events. With unmatched discipline and a rich musical heritage, the band delivers a unique and memorable experience for any occasion. Booking rates range from KSh 40,000 to KSh 60,000.#kenyapolice #utumishikwawote

@KenyaPower_Care need tokens UD5P5BFFXU Confirmed. Ksh50.00 sent to KPLC PREPAID for account 54601933085 on 5/4/26 at 6:56 PM New M-PESA balance is Ksh150.41. Transaction cost, Ksh0.00.Amount you can transact within the day is 499,750.00. Save frequent paybills for quick payment on M-PESA app

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@KenyaPower_Care need tokens UD5P5BFFXU Confirmed. Ksh50.00 sent to KPLC PREPAID for account 54601933085 on 5/4/26 at 6:56 PM New M-PESA balance is Ksh150.41. Transaction cost, Ksh0.00.Amount you can transact within the day is 499,750.00. Save frequent paybills for quick paymen

@KenyaPower_Care tokens for 54601933085 please

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@IG11MP @archiemwas 😂😂😂

@archiemwas Wakenya mjifunye basic repairs for once buy a repair kit, watch the YouTube breakdown videos of your models or the manufacturer guide on repairing the model parts or keep on complaining about the quack repair guys

Fvck mafundi wa laptop. Nililetea mtu laptop anitengenezee fan juu ilikuwa inasumbua alafu jamaa akang'oa Wifi card. Mimi niko hapo na maharaka zangu ata sikuona. Kufika napata kitu haiwezi connect to internet. Nikauliza fundi mwingine ananiambia tuangalie kama iko na Wifi card. Tunapata mjamaa aling'oa. Kwenda kumpata anasema alisahau kurudisha. How do you forget kurudisha kitu kama hiyo? Nimezua akarudisha. Kuiweka sasa keyboard ya lapi haifanyi na ilikuwa sawa. Alafu anasema naleta shida for no reason. I'm so angry. Haifa hivo. Haufai uletee mtu kazi ulipe bila kumsumbua alafu atoe parts kwa device yako. Sijui nimfanyie nini. Vitu kama hizi mtu hutatua aje. Sipendi kubebwa ufala. Isipokuwa sawa walai naleta number mmsalimie.

@OmertaXo @MuchiriH @mbuuguua you don't pay them anything

@OmertaXo @MuchiriH @mbuuguua There's a company called Speedaf, does the clearing at the airport and delivers it to your home town, be keen when selecting delivery method, chose standard shipping

I thought AliExpress were joking. It actually works 😂

@Kenyans mjinga kama mamake

If you study engineering, the only place that gives meaning to what you’ve learnt is mjengo; without mjengo, you’re useless - President Ruto

@Mercynicky_ it's an iron dome battery

Are you all thinking what I am thinking??🤔🤔🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

@brook_timbe niliambiwa kuprint ni 30bob per page , nilikua na 12 pages, nilimwambia huyo mama acha tu silipi, already alikua ashaprint like 10 pages😁😁 alicause drama mi nae nikahold my stand nikamshow silipi afanye chenye anataka

Kisumu is the cleanest City in Kenya lakini circulation ya pesa heri ata Thika town

@wewesamwewe @brook_timbe niliambiwa kuprint ni 30bob per page , nilikua na 12 pages, nilimwambia huyo mama acha tu silipi, already alikua ashaprint like 10 pages😁😁 alicause drama mi nae nikahild my stand nikamshow silipi afanye chenye anataka

@brook_timbe everything is costly, sometimes back,nikiwa maseno nilienda kubuy sneeker nikaambiwa 3500, nilipanda tu eld express mpaka nairobi (fare offpeak was 350) nikainunua gikosh na 400, na nikarudi

@Kenyans That's an iron dome battery 😁

Mobile research lab truck from Israel arrives in Kenya to collect data for solutions on farming and climate challenges