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BrandBarons

@BrandBarons

15 years moving CPG brands off shelves. Now building the tools I wish I had. AI is making that embarrassingly possible. Chicago 📍

United States Beigetreten Ocak 2026
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BrandBarons
BrandBarons@BrandBarons·
I've spent 15 years in CPG. Managed hundreds of $MM in sales for brands you buy every week. Started learning AI 6 months ago. Now I'm building tools that didn't exist. Sharing along the way. If you work in CPG or you're watching AI eat every industry — this feed is for you.
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BrandBarons
BrandBarons@BrandBarons·
@gregogallagher Would you be interested in developing a tirzep brand with the GOG branding?
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Greg O'Gallagher
Greg O'Gallagher@gregogallagher·
Best decision I made this year was jump on 2.5mg of tirzeppppy Everyone hating on them will eventually fold like pancakes My blood markers have improved. I feel fantastic and it’s never been so fun to stay ripped. Zero friction. But a lot of this is the fact that my system already so beautiful and flawless.
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Greg O'Gallagher
Greg O'Gallagher@gregogallagher·
There’s zero excuse to not have a six pack. Zero. Lift 2 days per week. Walk a little. Use a glp and eat food you love
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Drew Fallon
Drew Fallon@drewfallon12·
over under 30m ebitda for this brand (gas station in iowa)
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Lior
Lior@liorsela·
FSD ruined my life! 😭 I used to love driving. Those long road trips from Myrtle Beach to New York or down to Miami? Pure joy. Now? Tesla’s FSD completely ruined it for me. Manual driving feels like a stressful chore. I got spoiled with calm, worry-free, stress-free rides where my mind is clear the entire time. It’s like those moments where you zone out and suddenly you’re at your destination… except with FSD it’s every single drive. Oh, and you’re actually safe the whole time. I can’t go back. Thank you @Tesla_AI and @elonmusk for ruining driving forever 🚗
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Jonathan Stokes
Jonathan Stokes@jonathanwstokes·
Tesla Robotaxi is now hiring and testing in 39 cities, with three cities now offering unsupervised rides.
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Digital Daisy🌸
Digital Daisy🌸@DigitalDaisyX·
Who else is still waiting on v14.3.1? just checked… still nothing 🙈
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Sawyer Merritt
Sawyer Merritt@SawyerMerritt·
“Tesla hasn’t even launched a robotaxi service.” “It’s not real because Tesla isn’t offering rides without safety monitors.” “It’s only one unsupervised Model Y in a tiny geofence in Austin.” “Sure, the service area and number of unsupervised robotaxis expanded, but it’s still only in one city.” “Sure, Tesla launched Unsupervised robotaxi rides in Houston and Dallas, but it’s just a small geofenced area.” Haters keep moving the goalposts, while downplaying what is happening right in front of their eyes.
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yas@future_yas·
Surprised by the slow robotaxi scale? Not me. My predictions about Tesla robotaxi from last summer are still on track so far. As usual, most Tesla bulls are overly optimistic & highly delusional. ✅ Much slower scale than expected On deck ⏭️ Low margins
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Things that will surprise bulls about Tesla robotaxi: - Slower than expected scale, 100-200 EoY, 1k-2k by end of 2026 - Much lower profits/higher operating costs - No material financial impact for ~3 years - Low demand at even $1 or less/mile - Not worth adding your own Tesla

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Whole Mars Catalog
Whole Mars Catalog@wholemars·
HA! Only eleven unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only twelve unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only thirteen unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only fourteen unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only fifteen unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke!
Whole Mars Catalog@wholemars

HA! Only one unsupervised Robotaxi? What a joke! HA! Only two unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only three unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only four unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only five unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only six unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only seven unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only eight unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only nine unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only ten unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! …

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Douglas A. Boneparth
Douglas A. Boneparth@dougboneparth·
My daughter’s lemonade stand was struggling, so we pivoted to AI compute. She’s been acquired by Microsoft for $1.2 billion.
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Sawyer Merritt
Sawyer Merritt@SawyerMerritt·
Mad Max behavior on the highway is definitely different for me on FSD v14.3.1, in a good way. Despite no cars around me or ahead of me many times, it never touched 85 mph. It also went to the right lane miles ahead of the off-ramp, far sooner than before. Will post video later.
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Tesla AI
Tesla AI@Tesla_AI·
Teslas in the Netherlands rn
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