NobodyUKnow
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NobodyUKnow
@CH83Cable12
3d Artist of questionable content.
Beigetreten Haziran 2017
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@CH83Cable12 Its reversed actually you keep eating shitburgers and complaining and now youre mad somebody took the plate away and is giving you real angus beef patty on sesame seed bun with aioli
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Resident Evil is a nice reminder that gamers are the worst people to appeal to. They will never be happy with an adaptation
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@SandwichesJill Biggest cope.
Yall don’t even like resident evil but somehow you think you’re the experts cause you know a couple quotes 😂
Prime atheists trying to explain the Bible type shit
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God forbid us Resident Evil fans who grew up on the franchise want a faithful adaptation because we've been getting slop over the years. 🤦🏿♂️
The Paul W.S. Anderson movies were slop & now we gotta deal with this. I hope this movie flops.
#rebhfun
#ResidentEvil
𝕶𝖆𝖙🕷️@fadetokat
Resident Evil movies don’t need to have the game characters in it to be a Resident Evil movie. Stop complaining
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@Trust_Lion_ @LeGigacat In the pilot Clegg actually refers to her as April Big-Cannons. 🤣
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@LeGigacat The last place I recall hearing "cannons" as a slang term was the final episode of Eastbound & Down where in Kenny's fictional biopic he has his male-model insert tell his wife "Bring me them big cannons." (So Kenny himself doesn't even say it, he fictionalizes saying it!)
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If this story proves fake it will be the perfect trifecta of Indian stereotypes:
1. Fired from job (completely incompetent, lied throughout hiring)
2. Scamming (fabricated story to claim unlawful termination)
3. Deluded sexual fantasies (owing to excessive porn usage)
Exec Sum@exec_sum
"I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons" JPMorgan LevFin executive director Lorna Hajdini, quoted in an anonymous lawsuit by a junior male colleague accusing her of making him her sex slave Viagra, roofies, and balls not "tasting like curry" are some other astonishing highlights of the lawsuit that accuses Hajdini of rape, stalking, and abuse
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@CTYM18 @madcap412 Yeah? I played the original on the PS1. Kick rocks, shawty,
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The RE7 fans in the RE community are the equivalent of the tourists who started watching anime during COVID in the anime community
Cal 🏆@SpIinterCaI
The reaction to Cregger’s Resident Evil proves to me that Resi fans would not survive RE7 if it came out today.
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@WolfsKumite ""No shit, it's my ass! I got a big problem down here. Shut it down. Shut it down, NOW!"
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Rick Ducommun appreciation post...that's all.
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Phew! Glad she didn't wait 30 years to reveal this. Oh, wait...
TMZ@TMZ
😳 Lisa Kudrow says the "Friends" writers were horny, harsh and way out of line. Details: tmz.me/v7IlKcx
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What else belongs on this monument of Kurt Russell roles?
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@GundamIsHere Dude still has the face of a fat, middle-school child.
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I can't believe it, he fucking made it about Israel OMG LMFDAO!
Leigha Sapienti@Leigha_Sapienti
Twitch Streamer Hasan Piker has a tiny meltdown over Aba N Preach reacting to his Pragmata take.
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@flixology101 "...and then, they run into charge six: a claymore mine. End of story."
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@Joobilian @HODL43Capital @jcjgraham Brother, I’m Mexican/Italian from Chicago, Midway, but you do you, Boo-boo.
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MauLer's one of my favorite people on the internet, not just for his content but as a person. There wasn't a modicum of salt or malice in his response to you, which can't be said for your counter-response.
Matt Jarbo@mjarbo
Holy shit, you're triggered. 😂🤣😂🤣😂 I think you are a terrible person, who seeks to destroy art rather than to uplift it. You nitpick to the point of making CinemaSins seem like someone with only mild autism and you hang out with people that are quite frankly just attempting to destroy the medium you all claim to love If I can say anything to you that makes you respond like a girl with a skinned knee, then I will continue to do it You are charlatan who hides behind an anonymous avatar, hell bent on using rage bait in order to push agendas that you know only make you money but don't actually further any kind of legit criticism 12-hour live streams where you nitpick other people's content is not art nor is it critique of that art, it is just boring. Because that's what you ultimately are is boring. Your response to my one-off comment proves that I'm over the mark and that I've triggered you just enough to where you'll feel it long after you've read it. Good.
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@Joobilian @jcjgraham OK, I get it. You have a surface level appreciation for film. That's fine, many do. Some of us appreciate the fine details and enjoy discussing them. Just a difference of opinion. Simple as.
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@CH83Cable12 @jcjgraham You ever heard of “over analyzing”? Film school is a joke btw. It’s for rich kids to spend daddys money. Being a successful director and getting jobs has nothing to do with a film school degree
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@Joobilian @jcjgraham Brah, film schools will spend an entire semester studying one film.
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@jcjgraham Maulers videos are terrible tho. His criticism is comically bad. I think his force awakens review is 15 hours long? How mentally ill do you have to be to watch something like that?
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@LavenderGhast NuAlien is just dumb. The only Alien canon that should be honestly considered is ALIEN, Isolation, and ALIENS. That's it. The comics were fun but they rely on 3, which is dogass for multiple reasons
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Something bizarre about those movies is how they don't seem to want you to invest in them at all. Every decision they make that carries forward is the wrong decision.
Like Prometheus was terrible thanks to the writing but people liked the main character and had one thing they were willing to invest in going forward. To see her journey and getting answers and then he kills her off inbetween movies and makes the engineers redundant. In Covenant he introduces Walter, who is also an interesting person you wouldn't mind seeing where he and the main character goes and he just kills him off mid movie and once again only David is left. There's nothing to cling onto in these movies like there was Ripley. Every film feels like a reset and David begins to really overstay his welcome because he exists to basically kill off anything and anyone interesting about the movies.
𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛🦇@BrowseHorror
Name your favorite character from the Alien universe without saying Ripley mine:
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@cygnus_dr “Nope, I can't make it— my main circuits are gone, my anti-grav-systems blown, and both backup systems are failin’…”
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I would like you to pause for a moment and remember old BOB.
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@klara_sjo Militia Etheridge has an optic too. She can only cover the president’s girth with her body. That’s why Trump fell straight to the floor this time.
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