Carl Speakman

@Furious_red_ Brighton but if it means they get CL over Chelsea id play the under 12s

Man united fans, which of these matches do you think will be the toughest ?

@utdreport @samuelluckhurst We should give them £18.9m to fucking take him

Trabzonspor have expressed interest in signing André Onana permanently. #mufc require £18.9m to avoid making a loss on him [@samuelluckhurst]

@StretfordPaddck @Plettigoal Fuck right off. Fucking bums.

🚨🔴 Barcelona are pushing for a second loan for Marcus Rashford, with talks ongoing with #MUFC. They’re said to be unwilling to activate the €30m option, instead seeking another loan or a reduced fee. [@Plettigoal]

@Hayles_101 People acting like Carrick was supposed to have us playing champagne football without a pre season or his own signings

Can we please get some perspective? Top 3 / 4 after last season would be unbelievably positive progress. We can't challenge for the league overnight and the squad whilst greatly improved, does have some glaring holes that need sorting this summer. Particularly in 4 comps.

I hate the arrogance around the club at times. Going into last night, a win would've put Brentford in 6th place. They're a good side who've beat us countless times in recent years. We don't have a god given right to win every match with ease, particularly in a season like this.

@utdreport Missing forest in the fa cup and Bayern in the cl

The amount of headers Casemiro scored 😮‍💨

@BleacherReport @ringmagazine This is just Brook v Khan all over again. 2 fighters past their prime.

Tyson Fury vs. Anthony Joshua has been CONFIRMED for the end of 2026 🤯🔥 Who you got? 🥊 (via @ringmagazine)

@SkySportsPL Handball

What a hit from Mathias Jensen! 🤯

One. Step. Closer.

@StretfordPaddck Do he goals count double

Thiago fluffs his chance to put Brentford ahead! 35’ | 🔴 1-0 🐝 | #MUFC

@StretfordPaddck Amad terrible

⏸️ Solid first half - fairly even overall, but United have taken control where it matters and go in 2–0 up 🔴 Bruno Fernandes picks up his 19th Premier League assist with the second, and Casemiro grabs his 9th league goal of the season 👏 Half time thoughts, Reds? HT | 🔴 2-0 🐝 | #MUFC

@tukusworld @utdreport @TelegraphDucker Not sure he'll be cheaper then forest owner is a lunatic

@utdreport @TelegraphDucker Murillo all day cheaper, hungrier & left footed beast 🔥

#mufc have conducted background checks on a number of left-footed centre-backs, including Micky Van de Ven and Nottingham Forest's Murillo [@TelegraphDucker]

@utdreport @TelegraphDucker Murillo is a shout but that owner will want 500m

@LukeEdwardsTele He's a donkey

I like Nick Woltemade but he’s not able to play as a lone centre forward in the Premier League as things stand. And for his fanboys and girls read this statistic The German has not scored in the league since December, managing only 31 shots on goal in 30 league appearances this season with only 12 on target. Of his seven goals, one was a penalty #nufc

@rustyrockets @piersmorgan No Russell I have never been in court accused of "heavy stuff" because I'm not a sex offender

Wait! @piersmorgan I’ve found that verse!! The really important thing is that we, you, me all of us are loved. And not because of anything we have accomplished or ever could achieve. But because of who loves us.

@UtdKobi Because we are the only team that gets decent numbers on Monday Night Football

No PL match today so why are we playing on Monday?

@utdreport @TheAthleticFC If we get a good offer in the summer we should sell him

Amad Diallo’s attacking output under Ruben Amorim and Michael Carrick [@TheAthleticFC]

Fuck letting João Gomes go to Atletico to arse about under Simeone. He's got too much class for that kick and run shite.

@StretfordPaddck Took one at United too

🔴 Former #MUFC manager Rúben Amorim is reportedly planning to take a SABBATICAL YEAR next season, according to ‘A Bola’

@I_amMukhtar The Craig David remix nobody asked for

Russell Brand has released a book called "How to Become a Christian in Seven Days," by the way.

@WestHam_Central Either is funny

Right...the big question...who's going?