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@CanadianDev
I carry the broth with me wherever I go in this crazy space 🖕🚬🐔🐟🍉
somewhere on the blockchain Beigetreten Ekim 2015
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@SahilBloom This is retarded tbh, why would you do cardio before lifting? What a waste of a workout lol
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Actual Saturday in the life of this mid-30s guy in the suburbs:
4:30am - wake up
5am - 12 mile run
6:30am - lift
8am - cook breakfast for family
9-5pm - activities w/ family
5pm - cook dinner for family
6pm - sauna
6:30pm - movie w/ family
8pm - sleep
Wouldn’t change a thing.
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1
Day in the life of a mid 30s guy in the suburbs (Saturday edition/no kids): 7:30am — wakes up before his alarm anyway 8:00 — walks the golden retriever 8:30 — chug a black coffee 9:30 — Costco run that somehow turns into $347 12:30 — eats samples like it’s lunch 2:00 — “quick” nap that ruins the rest of the day 4:30 — stands in the backyard staring at nothing 6:00 — gets yelled at by his wife for something he definitely did wrong 7:30 — 1.5 beers = exhausted 9:15 — falls asleep mid-movie he picked 2:30am — wide awake for no reason, contemplating everything Same script every weekend
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How do people in the suburbs genuinely look forward to Friday night on the couch, Saturday morning at Costco, and call that a weekend?
Like you really moved out of the city just to LARP as your parents at 34?
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Right-Wing Coded:
• hockey
• steak
• whiskey
• olympics
• weightlifting
• boating
• coffee
Left-Wing Coded:
• soccer
• salad
• wine
• yoga
• cats
• tea
• weed
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@mylesmkuah I have her as number 1 cuz physical game matters too
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With Brooke making merge again, there's a conversation to be had on where she ranks amongst the best to never win #Survivorau. I feel like she's probably 5th behind some order of Sharn, Luke, George and Shonnee. A strong placement here probably has her overtake Shonnee at least.
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@breakingbaht It's cuz he blew one of the biggest leads in political history that he became humble enough to now seem reasonable. This was not the same Pierre as prior to the election
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It's amazing how much people pushed this dude has some kind of Canadian Trump.
I swear, non-shitlibs are so *starved* for any semblance of sanity that anyone who slows the 130mph racecar heading towards a wall down by even a mile or 2 an hour is treated as a great sigh of relief.
Idgaf if he calmly eats apples and says taxes should be cut, this attitude is absolutely insane and we need to stop treating it as endearing college kid slop. This is a grown fucking man believing in a fairy tale.
Daniel Tyrie@DanielTyrie
Poilievre is living in denial. Multiculturalism and tearing Canada apart.
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@the_real_coach Coach and @TysonApostol would be a dream ticket
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Coach for President 2028
Benjamin Coach Wade@the_real_coach
I'm neither Republican or Democrat.... as much as I felt Biden was not a good leader...well as we say in the south...out of the frying pan and into the fire. I lived in communist Russia and 3rd World India growing up.... We gotta get the USA back on top
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@TheOmniLiberal Morning Joe's father in law literally refutes this lol
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The underlying claim by Clinton is absolutely true. He tried harder than almost anyone to move both sides to a peaceful agreement, but Arafat wasn't interested. The entire Arab world shook their head in disbelief when he walked away from the discussions.
Mehdi Hasan@mehdirhasan
Liar. Epstein Class member.
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> Thomas Jefferson raped and impregnated a 14-year-old girl
> Donald Trump was found liable of rape in court
> Grover Cleveland raped and impregnated his nanny
> Andrew Jackson publicly whipped a naked slave 50 times
Is there a single US president who isn't a sexual predator?
Dimitri@thedimitri
> Harvey Milk fucked an underage homeless boy > MLK cheated on his wife and was allegedly present during a rape > Malcolm X pimped and beat women > Gandhi slept next to teens to "test his willpower" > Cesar Chavez raped young girls Is there a single civil rights icon who isn't a sexual predator?
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MiMo V2 Pro and MiMo V2 Omni is Xiaomi’s latest flagship for agentic and multi modal intelligence.
MiMo V2 Pro is Xiaomi’s trillion parameter model with 42B active parameters (almost 3x MiMo V2 Flash)
MiMo V2 Pro vs Leading Models
General Agentic Capabilities:
> PinchBench (avg.): 81.0%; Nearly ties Claude Opus 4.6 (81.5)
> ClawEval: 61.5%; Competitive with Claude models (66.3)
> GDPVal-AA: 1426; Strong complex tool-use
> DeepSearch QA-F1: 86.7%; Competitive with Sonnet 4.6 (89.2) and Opus 4.6 (91.3)
> t2-bench: 96.8%; Extremely close to the 98–99 leaders
Coding Agentic Capabilities:
> SWE-bench Verified: 78.0%; Very competitive with Claude Opus 4.6 (80.8%), GPT-5.2 (80.0%), and Sonnet 4.6 (79.6%)
> SWE-bench Multilingual: 71.7%
> Terminal-Bench 2.0: 57.1%; Strong production coding performance
Xiaomi has also significantly improved on hallucination, V2 Pro has 30% vs V2 Flash of 48% in AA Omniscience.
This model sits between GLM5 & Kimi K2.5 on Artificial Analysis Intelligence Index.
Incredible work by @XiaomiMiMo 🔥
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the difference between a great player and a mediocre player that made a great play 🤷🏼♀️
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@MoSpritz @rasmr_eth Where do you think the refugees from this war are gonna end up lol
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@rasmr_eth If only we had 30,000,000 fresh third world immigrants in this county everything would be better
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Real alpha is move to Australia, NZ, or the Winchester and wait for all this to blow over
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We’re seriously between voting out Angelina and Emily, when Stephenie is right there #survivor50
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@mattybooz Like a save this puppy challenge hosted by Brian Heidik
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Rather than celebrities I wish they brought out major players/winners from the past in creative ways #survivor50
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@JordanKalish This the only spoiler I have for this episode so I'm grateful I can fast forward this segment when I watch it tonight
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Watching this Zac brown scene at a sports bar is so cringe #survivor50
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@dead_baseball Maaan... you got me sad about James Van Der Beek all over again
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This just saddens me. There was a small local video store near me growing up owned by two brothers. It was their dream to own a video store. They had seen every movie in the store multiple times and made the best recommendations...
Indie Game Joe@IndieGameJoe
Two indie devs made a game where you run your own video store in the early 90s. It’s currently the #5 top-selling game on Steam. - Rent out VHS tapes & manage customers - Charge Late & Broken Fees - Upgrade & customise your store It’s called Retro Rewind - Video Store Simulator
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