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Evan

@ChanceofEvan

I put the fart in artsy fartsy.

Beigetreten Ağustos 2011
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Ben Platt in Dear Evan Hansen (2021)
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@thedailybeast Headline by AI - because a real person would’ve said “DISNEYS REAL HANNAH MONTANA. DISNEY EXEC BUSTED LEADING A DOUBLE LIFE” would’ve gotten the clickbate clicks and capitalized on the Hannah Montana reunion.
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The Daily Beast@thedailybeast·
The 75-year-old Disney executive who stepped down as CEO just last week has been busted leading a secret double life on social media under a different name. trib.al/SXsfcep
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@fawfulfan They’re gonna deamonize that answer, might as well offer full throated support.
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Matthew Chapman@fawfulfan·
Democrats should have a simple, stock answer on the trans athlete issue: "Leave it to schools and sports leagues to figure out what's fair and stop playing politics."
Peter Hamby@PeterHamby

New for @PuckNews A Democratic think tank isn’t sure their party has figured out how to talk about trans issues Their polling suggests a way forward on trans rights — but Dems might have to concede defeat on the youth sports fight puck.news/texas-senate-r… @PuckNews

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You’re laughing? At this? MEG STALTERS MERKIN WAS STOLEN BY DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON AND YOURE LAUGHING?
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Greg@GTL_310·
@mcuban I’ve noticed lots of people with means choose to use private security when taxpayer funded protection is insufficient.
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Mark Cuban
Mark Cuban@mcuban·
The big lie of “gov sucks at everything “ , is that they suck the most at enforcing performance and costs. You know what’s worse than the gov running a service? Private companies knowing that the gov entities they contract with can’t do shit to stop them from fucking up everything and making a fortune. I’m not saying this applies to every private company. Many do have ethics. Not all. And as an entrepreneur, it’s embarrassing to us all. Need proof ? Look at the Noem ad contract. Look at healthcare. Taxpayers provide 70pct or more of the revenue of the largest insurance companies. Those same insurance companies get fined and found liable for ripping off taxpayers, again and again and again. And they still get to do business with the gov, knowing they can effectively steal money from us all. The fines are a nuisance. And this is healthcare. When they lie, people die. Maybe when we are smart enough to pass laws saying that gov contractors get one mulligan. Two fines from any government entity and you are blacklisted from Gov contracts at the state and federal level for 10 years. That’s when things will change Until then the concept of privatization of gov services like the tsa or post office or .. is just a license for a private company to abuse taxpayers and face next to no consequences.
depressivehacks@depressivehacks

Mark, why do you think government intervention into the free market is the answer here over an economic solution? I would argue that there is too much government intervention in healthcare and insurance, which has led to a lot of the costs being driven up in the first place. The fact is that if there was a more direct relationship between customers and cost, prices would decrease. Nobody is paying six figures out of pocket for their medical expenses. The only reason those expenses remain so high is that insurance companies boost the market rate and inflate costs. Certainly, I am not advocating for people to not receive essential care that they need to survive, but from a market philosophy perspective, I can't see how more government intervention leads to anything but exacerbation of the outcomes that they themselves have gotten us into to begin with.

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Evan@ChanceofEvan·
@Rafa_Mangual I mean. Yeah? Should the locals be paying for more people to come visit? lol. You either have the hotels pay for the campaign directly - since they are the primary beneficiaries, or you pass the cost onto the people who will be visiting. But the hotels run their own campaigns. So
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@MarxistHeathen Kristy Noem is foaming at the mouth right now.
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passing a “no killing puppies” law where i just define “killing puppies” to include “being trans in public” so i can accuse opponents of wanting to kill puppies
Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog@DougWahl1

MAGA IS SOLVING PROBLEMS, YOU DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD! Rep Mary Miller (R IL) has introduced a bill that would ban strippers from performing in schools. When asked how often this has happened.. she was unable to name on reported case. Your thoughts?

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@oliveegger Jesus and Mary Magdalene
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He was a virgin, she was formerly promiscuous, could I make it anymore obvious
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@Notwokenow False idols made of chocolate eggs and snowflake Starbucks cups.
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Kentucky Girl@Notwokenow·
Cadbury has changed Easter to “This Season.” But they’re still profiting from selling Easter Eggs. Christianity is not shameful. It is not offensive. Not another dime should be spent on Cadbury products by any Christian. Anywhere. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
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I’m not gonna say there isn’t a terrible job market - but when you submit a Resume with the document named, “Mannn this one”…I gotta believe part of it is the applicants.
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@hey_mindi Criticizes goodwill for doing what you do more successfully is honestly hilarious.
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Mindi@hey_mindi·
I love talking about thrifting, reselling and how to make money doing both. If that's your cup of tea, follow along on @hey_mindi
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Mindi@hey_mindi·
Did you know Goodwill made $2.1 BILLION in revenue last year? They pay executives 6-figure salaries. They pay workers sometimes less than minimum wage via a legal loophole. They get their inventory donated for free then sell it back to the public. The thrift store for “poor people” is one of the most profitable nonprofits in the country.
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There’s a guy at my gym who is an extra in the wedding scene, and it cuts to his face fairly prominently. And every time I see him I want to go “ohmygod wait - were you in SEX AND THE CITY TWO!! WITH LIZA!?” And while I think it would be hilarious - I’m positive he would not. Lol
Every Outfit@everyoutfitpod

I still can’t believe this is real.

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mary@elaine_stritch·
ohhhh I can’t WAIT to see this
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swansong@Awildmustang_·
who do you think can pull THIS off???
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If @NikkiGlaser had any balls - she’d have @TheLisaGilroy join her as a “comedy double” at the golden globes as a bit.
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If you invite me to a pool party - I’m in the pool. FOH with that.
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