@FoolPlanet I love how this dumb hypothetical is Gavin Free's second biggest contribution to the world, right behind the slow mo guys
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Enigma
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This hypothetical is so stupid bruh nothing is stopping me from putting the snail in a box and carrying it around like a trophy
Zack D. Films@zackdfilms1
The Snail Hypothetical 🤔
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Guys I thought the English used to exaggerate but I’m here rn and I’m being so serious the heat feels so much higher than the number 😭😭
✮@atsuzuke
Its so warm man i hate england wdym 24 degrees in MAY
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you have no idea what the Mormons are doing with Jello … and that’s the way they like it
Epic Maps 🗺️@theepicmap
The Jell-O Belt, where Jell-O is consumed at twice the national average...
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@elfluvr9000 @Lol8ball You mean the drink they had to change the formula of because people kept dying?
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@Lol8ball Have people actually never had 4lokos before? It's fine.
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Surprised so many people are shocked at the energy drink spirit combo. Vodka redbulls are a night club staple over here.
もちぴた@pita_goral
Whisky & Energy Drink 💀 #FemmeFA
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@Pyro_Wizard01 getting wiped by a vodka redbull is kinda pathetic
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@Punished_Alien @BitaBehz @whozgrimez I was going to say lake Nyos but that's just because it's the only one I know, and that's because it's at risk of exploding
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@BitaBehz @whozgrimez Victoria
You should know this
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world geography section came up in trivia and we looked at the white guy in the group like
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@Shizukougames @Firemane999 Australian accent is just a drunkenly slurred british accent
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@Firemane999 I always say the australian accent is a mix between american and british
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Why do Americans struggle to tell the difference between Australian and British accents??
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I said this yesterday when watching a shitty secretariat movie and it's that american horse racing media is about the horse owners while umamusume is about the horses
Slice of Anime 🩵@TheSliceofAnime
America Horse Racing Media Vs Japanese Horse Racing Media
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@RealestMemes_ * bang bang bang*
*bang bang bang*
*bang bang*
Oh, only two shots? Guess I need to reload.
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@Cretaceous27738 Second one is going to be a complete bust, calling it now.
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Y’all the best guitarist on the planet is a session dude somewhere that has no use for fame
The Music Man@GoodTunesAlways
The 1A and 1B of best guitarists on the planet right now.
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@midwestern_ope Chicago and Minneapolis are the tumors of the Midwest
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Based on the replies I feel I should rework this so here's the edit: "Mug, Barq's, and A&W root beer bears a slight resemblance to certain toothpastes" yeah man the DEA and FDA made cultivating sassafras a difficult process so the companies found work arounds and now the
anteaterfacts🐜@ieatantz
"root beer tastes like toothpaste" yeah man it's a spearmint flavored beverage idk what to tell you
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@radioactivered How much of it is still plutonium instead of decay products?
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One of Glenn T. Seaborg’s earliest visible specks of plutonium, produced during the Manhattan Project. This sample represents one of the first quantities large enough to be seen and weighed, at about 2.7 micrograms (µg). ☢️
It is currently housed at University of California, Berkeley.
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@DaOfficialVigil If it's supersonic, he'd only hear the sound after
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The Chinese conscript hearing the American national anthem before watching his commanding officers head explode:
Guns Daily@Guysloveguns
Kel-Tec developed a .30 caliber round that whistles the Star-Spangled Banner when fired.
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any suggestions? (oc's of mine, videogame characters, etc) I wanna practice a little bit
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@koffie_ch Needs a QWERTY keyboard, that was invented in Milwaukee.
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made this instead of listening in to my meeting ill add more to it when im less employed
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