Valky

@CarefreeYouth I suggest Jackson do it in style and moony at the ref

@kotkr1905 @losriley Were they singing „Tottenham get battered” a lot?

Anyone who gets in a PEP IS BALD at the darts is a legend.

@AdamJSchwarz @pete_88_cfc All politicians are cunts.

Farage says there's nothing wrong with Elon Musk donating to Reform UK. Here's what he said about US-based billionaire George Soros donating to UK and European human rights and pro-EU groups. "This is an organised attempt... to undermine nation states, to undermine democracy".

@LordZolaa @ChelseaFC If only he had stayed injury-free! Even at Bayern he only averaged 20 matches per season

@ChelseaFC Robben was something else..

Goals from Arjen Robben and Joe Cole securing a 2-0 win at Arsenal... 🫡 #OTD in 2005! 🔵📆

@BlueBlood2510 @RobOsborne19 So that the 1 time in a million they have it correct, they can say they were „exclusive” to the story And if nothing happens, they can say „talks fell through”

@RobOsborne19 Because people read that players have fallen out of favour and the so called in the knows put it out there in the hopes it'll happen, that way they can make themselves look knowledgeable

Why am I seeing us linked with Garnacho and Rashford ?!

@SenMastriano In between two posts honouring those killed in action?

@Benjani84 @pusi_11 @Chelsea_spares Still available?

@pusi_11 @Chelsea_spares I have one spare. Cash only, meet at the ground. Face Value.

. @Chelsea_spares looking for one tonight vs Brentford - meet at ground!

@Lukeyboy_CFC 🤣

This is absolutely class 😂😭

@IEnzofernandez8 Great pic

@thomablue How did you get there out of interest? Connecting flight?

Greetings from Almaty , seemed appropriate to post this 💙🥶 #utc #ASTCHE

@omid9 Omid, I don’t want our players playing for England. They have never been selected enough until they move clubs. I don’t want injuries either.

Effectively Cole Palmer won this game with a Panenka. And the more you reflect on him the more you realise how shortsighted Gareth Southgate was for not playing him more for England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 during the Euros. You win tournaments with a player like him. #TOTCHE

@Plaantik 🤣

BREAKING: Tsunami warning issued for parts of California and Oregon

Do you know this male, or perhaps more likely, do you recognise the dog? We would like to speak to the dog owner in relation to a fatal attack on a deer in #RichmondPark yesterday at about 12:30 near to Sheen Cross. Any information to email Richmondpark@met.police.uk

@WeAreDeLaSoul @givgavgano @BBCOne So many of my mates at school at those tops with the “flat” hooded part at the back

Performing “A Rollerskating Jam Named “Saturdays”” with Vinia Mojica on @BBCOne “Top of the Pops” (Air date: August 8th, 1991) 🌼🪴

Now junk mail being sent pretending to be from ⁦@MartinSLewis⁩

@bushontheradio @sfjlobe_8 When you are travelling in China in the 1990s and the plane is approaching the runway at a 45deg angle before straightening out at the very last moment, clapping is allowed

How much does this annoy you?

@ChelseaFC 3-5-2?

Chelsea's starting XI is in! 📋🔵 #CFC | #CHEAVL

@sirichkirby One of the reasons I decided to start commuting to work by bicycle. The lack of reliability of London trains!

Train travel in 2024. This country is beyond funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Imagine wanting to invest in somewhere that can’t even run a train service 🤣🤣. It’s taken me nearly three hours to travel 4 miles. Shoulda walked 🤣🤣

@JamieMagill5 Amazing resemblance to Ponting

How lovely of The Master to take the picture 📸

The telegram he sent to Harold Larwood just before he died 😔