Chester Pester

@raelbrav Another party full of smelly Indians who think they're British

🔥 NEW: Ref lead of 12pts ⬆️Reform up 2 to 32% ⬇️Cons down 3 points to 17% How's that 'spring cleaning' working out Kemi? Defections are working a treat! REF: 32% (+2) LAB: 20% (-2) CON: 17% (-3) GRN: 13% (+1) LDEM: 11% (-1) 28 - 29 Jan Chgs. w/ 27 Nov britainelects.com

@carlyjohnson123 You're literally old enough to be me mam love. Fuck it g'won then

Clink de link for naked version 👀👀

Afternoon (say it back)

People need to start voting with their feet now. The board, who insist on shoving Cal fucking McIntyre down our throats every week despite it being plainly obvious he is a failure, deserve to be hit in the pockets. And what happened to the fucking Burkey money?? 👀

Cal Mac is clueless. Get him fucked off. Can all sit there and defend him, but fucker hasn’t a bastard clue anymore

@BlaconSeals Bringing my mother into it won't change the fact that he's doing us more harm than good by not resigning. Sycophant.

@ChesterLePester sat in your mums box room, you little virgin. 😂

Tuesday is a must win game for many reasons If we don’t get a string of results shortly, Cal has to go, that’s obvious but it shouldn’t be with abuse or hard feelings. In the end, once his reign ends, whenever that is - he will be again just like us: Chester through and through

@narindertweets He thinks you're a dirty brown bastard like the rest of us with half a brain cell do

I don't know how to feel about being called a "bloody foreigner" by James May...I suspect it's tongue-in-cheek and he loves me really

@jessalinecaine The main character syndrome on you is insane. Who gave you a licence, Stevie Wonder?

Happy birthday ☹️ HAHAHA

@JasonManford You will be safe then

@l4pablo Watching this led to a wank

meanwhile on the Yorkshire dales 😳

@TheGriftReport 2 for £10 at the Masala Inn

@spinninout4ya Put your tits away ya fat trollop

@narindertweets Can smell you from here

Labour are following the Tories blueprint for cruelty: first the Bibby Stockholm, now army barracks. Swapping a floating prison for a military one doesn’t solve anything, nor does it work! Reality: floating prison, Legionella, fire risks, protests & WASTED MILLIONS! Why do they use brown faces like Shabana Mahmood / Suella Braverman to push CRUELTY onto asylum seekers??

@aaxon1 @gardenseal Allan you're a bell end. It's because of people like you that we are stuck where we are. Fucking top yourself ya mong

@gardenseal As a “happy clapper”, your words not mine, I was celebrating the deserved equaliser, I’ve no doubt you stood still when Ben Heneghan scored🤷‍♂️

@gardenseal He's not good enough to be successful but the happy clapping do gooder bastards keep defending the soppy cunt

@10DowningStreet @DavidLammy @MoJGovUK Like going from Gonorrhea to Chlamydia

The Rt Hon David Lammy MP @DavidLammy has been appointed as Lord Chancellor and Secretary of State for Justice @MoJGovUK. He will also be Deputy Prime Minister.

@seal_old7891 If he's not gone by Monday morning we riot

Sack the board !!!

@ryanbower01 @JoshSW_96 Evidently not seen as he fucking lost us it. We will beat oxford but only because of how bad they are, soon as we play anyone half decent he bottles it every single time and you being a sycophant for him won't change that.

@ChesterLePester @JoshSW_96 Going nowhere when we have had 4 games 1 unlucky 1 against Chorley and yes 4-0 is unacceptable but coming away to a good side ‘going nowhere’ your clueless play off final not getting anywhere? You tell me who can do a better job.

some “fans” genuinely pray for us to be shit so the can give cal stick on twitter. Made their day 🤮

@wxmbh8 Shut the fuck up you tennis player looking cunt

@ChesterLePester Cal Mac in he’s a specialist in failure, matches well with Jester!!

Cal Mac is a FUCKING FAILURE

@dylansmith69420 @Greeny5o1 That's fucking shit that lad. You not got enough brain power inside that pea head of yours to come up with something better than that?

@ChesterLePester @Greeny5o1

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