Citizen Chug

Long Covid is real. I assumed it was just symptoms that lingered on from C19. Until I got it. It has destroyed my life. There is no cure. Don’t fear Covid, fear Long Covid. I don’t know how else to warn people.

@NiallStanage @atrupar I remember when I first learned that “for all intensive purposes“ was actually “for all intents and purposes“. I immediately started explaining it to everybody. This is very similar. The only difference is that I was twelve years old.

This is the second time in a week he’s done this bewildering riff.

@Acyn His dentures must be loose because his speech is pretty slurpy.

Trump: How about Newsom? He can’t read a speech. I’m not reading too much of a speech either.

@Acyn As Paul Revere famously said - “One if by land, and two if by seeing the redcoats crossing the Charles River.”

Trump: Drugs coming by sea meaning coming by water. A lot of people don’t know what I mean by sea. They think I mean vision. I’m talking about sea like the sea.

@IffyTheDopester Zach Zenner

Horace King

@alwaysleaningin @HQNewsNow “astute” Yikes

@CitizenChug @HQNewsNow Was he nodding?

Trump appears to be completely asleep at his desk during his mid-morning event

@notcapnamerica Everything will be fine by Easter.

That’s exactly what Trump said about COVID

@Castellani2014 If he doesn’t come back strong, I could see Boras signing him to essentially a series of one year contracts with a player opt out each year, so he can prove his health for a mega contract from someone else. And if he doesn’t get better, he has the security of a longer contract.

Ehhhh I’m still skeptical about this

@alwaysleaningin @HQNewsNow So he never thought about the topic at hand in his first term, but now he suddenly shuts his eyes to ponder on a regular basis? Why not just accept the truth and say you don’t care that he naps during meetings?

@HQNewsNow ever close your eyes to think about the topic at hand? If he was asleep he would be nodding.....

@skyler_higley “The surprise appearance by Robert Kraft to make up with Tom Brady with an onstage toast worked great - let’s get Katt for something like that and also do the toast thing with the Rock but make sure we get a tequila sponsor this time.”

So funny how roasts have become comedians who genuinely hate each other calling each other out for their moral and ideological failures. Didn’t used to feel that serious.

@sarge____ @tyschalter A canoe would work.

this is the kind of dumb shit people in Bay City always find their way into

@noisycontrarian @Steven_Hyden He’s literally telling you that it’s interesting.

@Steven_Hyden Soil? Sounds like something to speed read/skim. Editing can be an author ‘s friend.

Started reading the first volume of Robert Caro’s LBJ biography this weekend. Never thought I’d be so riveted by an extended discussion of the soil in the Texas hill country of the 1870s.

@KoryEWoods I hope you’re getting a percentage for your efforts.

Crazy part? They've BEEN expanded! They opened it up to other markets YEARS AGO including a partnership with Gucci. This right now is just an NBA partnership. Great comment and perspective from this person.

@atrupar @shannonrwatts Internal polling. From Trump’s internal monologue.

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@djpar88557495 @outbreakupdates Once upon a time, only one person had AIDS. Same thing with Covid.

@outbreakupdates hold up, one case? that’s it?

HHS reports a confirmed case of hantavirus infection. American passenger.

@1keezybaby Power dunks come from size, springs, and strength. Kemp had them all in spades. His dunks were so explosive.

Whose the best POWER dunker of all time? A. Michael Jordan  B. LeBron James  C. Shaq D. Dominique Wilkins  E. Vince Carter  F. Dwight Howard  G. Blake Griffin Comment any one else ⬇️

@okiepatriot_76 He needs to read the children’s book Paddle to the Sea

This is actually pretty wild. Man plans to take a boat from Michigan to Oklahoma in a few months. He’s apparently going to broadcast the entire 14 day trip. I didn’t even realize this was possible

@atrupar 1.5% margin of victory is a “landslide”? He didn’t even win 50% of the votes.

Trump in the middle of his batshit, unending rant about Supreme Court justices: "They have to do the right thing, but it’s really OK for them to be loyal to the person that appointed them to ‘almost’ the highest position in the land, that is, a Justice of the United States Supreme Court."

@SarahLongwell25 Sure, but at least Iran is not dropping a nuclear bomb on the turnpike. You might wanna think about that.

Drove to PA to celebrate Mother’s Day and gas is getting close to 5 bucks across rural PA. We’re heading into the heavy driving/traveling summer months. Americans are going to get angrier and angrier. Remind them every day that Trump chose this.

@Frank6545764598 @Viralvid_89 Crossing his fingers every morning that that call from authorities would finally come that day.

@Viralvid_89 Got married and had kids. Sounds like a double sentence.

Back in 2000, Mike Anderson robbed a neighborhood Burger King and was sentenced to 13 years in prison. After his appeal was denied, he expected authorities to contact him about when to report to prison. That call never came. A paperwork mistake incorrectly showed he was already behind bars. So Anderson moved on with his life. He got married, raised children, worked as a carpenter, and coached youth sports for over a decade without getting into trouble again. The mistake stayed hidden for 13 years until officials began preparing paperwork for his supposed prison release, even though he had never actually served the sentence. Police arrested him in 2013 and finally sent him to prison. At first, he was told he would have to complete the full 13-year sentence. But his attorney argued that Anderson had completely rebuilt his life and proven he was rehabilitated. The judge agreed. On May 5, 2014, Mike Anderson walked free after receiving credit for time served, ending one of the strangest prison system mix-ups ever.

@skyler_higley Or when he tells a pronouns joke.

This isn’t funny. What’s funny is when Tony Hinchcliffe calls someone the r word.