Bad Punnies
532 posts



@Dennohspinner Hakuna mtu mfupi na kitambo hukua reasonable by the way
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@NytoP2PMwangi Male feminists are the worst thing to happen to the universe
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Another bodaboda incident involving a drunk lady. She had no money to pay the bodaboda rider. When the operator confronted her (together with his colleagues), she became violent. She grabbed a projectile and hit the rider. The rider decided to face her like a man, and the brawl escalated. Attempts by the guy in red to separate them did not succeed.
Who is wrong between the two?
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@HonMosiria Mosiria is right on this.
Sudanese people, like the Somali are a menace
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This is impunity!
Complaint as received!
This is bee Centre. With a stadium in the middle of residential area. This are Sudanese who have these functions with very loud music till morning . Kids can't sleep and yet they are going to school tomorrow. Today is Wednesday.Why don't they have this functions during the day.. People are tired and need to wake up tomorrow and go to work..
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Mimi nikipata mahali mwizi anapigwa naenda mawe kwa nearest site niangushie hiyo kichwa atuwache nkt.
June 25th 2024 kajamaa kadogo kalinitoka simu na ni wakati tao kumechacha, pesa yote ilikuwa kwa simu na hakuna mtu alikuwa anaitikia kukufungulia mpesa atleast ureplace simcard utoe pesa nilikuwa napiga nduru kama wazimu tao watu wanadhani ni kasongo napigia nduru.
Jamaa alipotea nikishout mwizi alafu badala watu wamshike wanasema 'Ruto must go' nilikuwa namwaga machozi kama mtoto, uzuri watu walikuwa wanadhani ni ukali ya teargas.
Thieves deserve death.
iano@Iano5_
Shida ya Africans ni gani, how can you beat someone hadi umuue juu ati ni mwizi
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@mlipu_zii Millennials wako hapa wanatajataja Michuki as though hawana baba
Eesti

@Osama_otero Engineers Board of Kenya ikona wanawake wengine wanono baldifuckin sana...hao ndio hudecide fate ya engineers.Check the brains behind Two Rivers mall, waterfront Karen na Tatu City plus Nairobi Gate industrial park...walihama wote wengine wako Japan,S.A na China.
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Niliacha kupanda hizi gari 😂. They are just for poor people.
Anyone who tells you about "Nganya culture" ni msee fala alidrop out of school. And you should be very careful around them juu wanatumia hard drugs and will rob you even if you are friends
Nganya culture is for losers
Car Guy@carguy_KE
how tf do you stand this shiet!
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@carguy_KE Zenye ziko silent zilikua pia tu hapo.
Because it is not of interest to you doesn't mean it is crappy
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Guys, what’s stopping you from looking like this?
TaraBull@TaraBull
Nick Walker at the Arnold Classic, 2026
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@CleanVessel3 @Eclairs___ It's so ironical that you the one leading in loitering and you are here shouting at the top of your voice, shame!!
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She’s tweeting from the UK btw 😂😂😂. It’s always the Kenyans from abroad trying to act like they know more. Dumb ass bitch, your source is ChatGPT. Your brain is fried. No wonder your music career failed.
LAIKA@laikasnewlife
There is no city in the world that has a drainage system good enough for the amount of rain that fell in Nairobi. Stop littering
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