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@utdshows So that he'll come n use red cards to K..ill the great Tempo. Hell, Nah!!!

🚨🎙️ Peter Schmeichel on Manchester United’s midfield rebuild: 🗣️ “I think United should seriously look at signing Granit Xhaka. He won’t cost a fortune, and sometimes that’s exactly the kind of deal you need. We should build the team around Kobbie Mainoo. Casemiro is leaving, so you bring in young players like Adam Wharton or Elliot Anderson to grow with him. What United will miss when Casemiro leaves is leadership. And when I look at what Xhaka has done at Sunderland, the impact is obvious. He organises, he demands standards, he keeps everyone accountable — that’s something you can’t always get from young players. He can still play most games, he’s experienced, and he understands what it takes to compete at the highest level. Even if it’s just for one or two years, that kind of leadership could be massive for a young team like this. You need balance — not just talent, but players who can guide others on the pitch.”

This is the smoothest and fastest childbirth I’ve ever seen. She didn't even push or scream. Is this possible? 🤔

Super Mario, one of the most beloved video game characters of all time, was named after a real person. In 1981, when the character first appeared in Nintendo’s arcade hit Donkey Kong, he was simply called “Jumpman.” At the time, Nintendo of America was renting a warehouse in Tukwila, Washington, from a local landlord named Mario Segale. According to multiple accounts, Segale once showed up demanding overdue rent from Nintendo’s president, Minoru Arakawa. The tense exchange reportedly inspired the developers to rename their mustachioed hero after their no-nonsense Italian-American landlord. Segale’s short, stocky build and dark hair also perfectly matched the image Nintendo had in mind for the character. Years later, in a 1993 interview with The Seattle Times, Segale jokingly remarked, “You might say I’m still waiting for my royalty checks.” Mario Segale passed away in 2018 at the age of 84, but his name continues to live on through one of gaming’s most iconic figures.

🎶 Some legends don’t leave… They live in us forever. Miss you friend. The REAL G.O.A.T. @michaeljackson 🐐

@Slimabbie Even Spike Lee has no spikes

Men don’t understand the pain women go through to look good for them

@centredevils Mason Mount 2.0

🚨🚨| NEW: Manchester United have accelerated plans to sign Christian Pulisic this summer. The Milan winger is rising towards the top of United’s shortlist, with his versatility and Premier League experience seen as major attractions. He’s also viewed as a potential bargain, with just one year left on his deal and no active talks over a new contract despite Milan holding an extension option. [@TEAMtalk]

@ChelseaFC Since it was against Nottin(Northing)ham u guys took the score to the far left top corner. NOISY Babies, always trying to rub shoulders with whoever is BIG

FT. #CFC | #CHENFO

@instablog9ja He saying u should wait and hear from the most high like Abraham on where and when to leave

“It is covetousness that will make somebody sell their property in Nigeria and go and be doing care job in America. It is a f%%lish thinking”- Pastor Dolapo Lawal

Them don do music for portable head😂

Michael Jackson couldn’t read sheet music and wasn’t a trained instrumentalist, but he composed like a human multitrack recorder. Instead of writing notes, he 'sang' every part of a song into a tape machine, drums, basslines, guitar riffs, horn stabs, string sections, harmonies, even reverb cues. Engineers said he’d walk into the studio with the entire arrangement already finished in his head. He’d beatbox the groove, layer vocalized bass and chords, then sing each string line one by one until the full orchestration existed as stacked vocal tracks. Musicians would then translate those vocal sketches into instruments, often discovering that his “sung” arrangements were harmonically complex and rhythmically precise. This wasn’t a gimmick, it was how he built some of his biggest hits. Billie Jean, Beat It, Don’t Stop ’Til You Get Enough, and Smooth Criminal all began as fully voiced demos where every element was performed with his mouth. Producers repeatedly said he had perfect internal pitch and could recall entire arrangements days later without hearing them again. What looked like a limitation, not reading music, became his superpower: he composed directly from imagination to sound, without ever touching a piano. © Reddit #drthehistories

@iamthatpj @ManUtd @LiverpoolFC U go think say na small prayer, until them blow final whistle, na there u go know say Jimmy dey guided. Dey play. GGMU ❣️❣️❣️

All @manutd fans gather here 🤣🤣🤣 @liverpoolfc must walk alone today oh!!!! All United faithfuls say Amen!!! #ManUtdvsLiverpool

Meet Vanessa Scott, the mother who reportedly said to have held her baby out of the window of a burnıng apartment so the baby could breathe during a fıre outbreak. She slid her baby out of a fifth-floor window through the child guard bars so that the child could breathe and not suffocate. Firefighters scaled a ladder to get the 7-month-old baby and save everyone as well. May God bless all loving and caring mothers! Super woman ❤

@itz_taser "When u don't have depth upstairs, u use every opportunity to make yourself appear attractive"__, that's what most of these women are all about, it's okay to look good as a lady, but not on the back of deception. I rather prefer an intelligent woman with a good natural body.

An insecure woman is a danger to herself and the society. Women use other women insecurity to make themselves rich.

🚨🎙️ Patrice Evra responds to criticism that Michael Carrick lacks structure and tactics: 🗣️ "It’s actually embarrassing seeing people question Michael Carrick’s tactics. You don’t win games without structure. You don’t control matches without a plan. The problem I have with him is that he makes things look easy. You won't see him on the touchline spreading his hands and all the drama that coaches do. Hence, when he wins people think there’s nothing there. He's one of the most tactical minds I've seen. These are few of the many things I've spotted under him: 📌 Kobbie Mainoo dropping deep instead of Casemiro. It wasn't like that before now was it? That's on the manager. 📌Bruno Fernandes playing free role. It's becoming impossible to pin him down. That's on the manager. 📌 Using a false nine with Bryan Mbeumo is not old-school just to drags centre-backs and creates space inside. 📌Matheus Cunha as a winger and an extra Midfielder in possession.. 📌Luke Shaw not overlapping but instead covering up for an overlapping defender just to balance while still creating width. He's made his coaching. Clear and deliberate. So, if you can’t see it, that’s on you. I'm sure if Carrick had a foreign name, people would be shouting “elite tactician” by now."

@Rasheedat08 God continually bless u. Amen

But the Lord is with me like a mighty warrior; so my persecutors will stumble and not prevail. They will fail and be thoroughly disgraced; their dishonor will never be forgotten. Jeremiah 20:11 (NIV) ✝️🛡️ #AllForHisGlory #Rash4Christ #TheGirlWithTheBlueHair #IGetBacking

@FabrizioRomano Arsenal, after being dealt with in the 2nd leg 👇🏽

🚨 Viktor Gyökeres on Eze’s penalty overturned: “I don’t know why they turned it down”. “It looked like contact, but it’s their decision”.

@yabaleftonline Where are you living? Jungle or what?

Your next move?

Lil man was so happy after he got the Michael Jackson jacket! what ever they paid for that jacket was worth every dime!🥺🕺🏽🔥

@ChuksEricE 7hat policeman might have gotten a phone call from somewhere "to tie the loose end", in order not to be traced back to the dealership.

UPDATE; Harrison Gwamnishu has revealed this night that all the Nigerian police officers involved in the k!ll!g of Mene Ogidi, from ASP Nuhu Usman to the least-ranking officer in the team, are currently on their way to Abuja as ordered by the Inspector General of Police. He also appreciated the Inspector General of Police and the Delta State Police Command for their swift response, while stating that he plans to visit the family of the deceased, Mene Ogidi, in Warri, Delta State tomorrow.

@OwereMan @ChuksEricE Exactly what I was thinking. That police; if well investigated might have gotten a phone call to "tie the loose end"

@ChuksEricE Why would he take the laws into his hands? He was shot so that the people involved won't be apprehended. Obviously the shooter was paid or was indirectly involved in the pistol movement