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@hustlin_heev what are you doing with cron jobs?

im killing my openclaw its just eating SO many tokens. I've tried reducing memory md files but now im like why not just have this shit on my desktop and use claude code like what does openclaw really give me when i can ask claude code to refrence files on my desktop... the cron jobs are cool but idk if they are necessary...

@KatieKeithBarn2 It’s rare If they don’t understand your fixes the app gets suspended for 40 days you can just submit it again as a new app to get a different review team

#ShopifyDiary 361: Apparently if your app gets rejected multiple times, Shopify suspends you from resubmitting for a set period. Setary for Shopify has now been hit with a 2-week cooldown. At least that gives us time to make the remaining changes.

Just answering some support requests

@matthewsmith you need the shopify.app.toml file If it doesn’t exist run shopify app dev --reset

Anyone know what this means? Got it after updating the Shopify CLI. I have only deployed this app 150 times before. Is this something new or just someone at Shopify vibe coding again?

@ecombeckett happy birthday lil bro

I’m about to turn 22 which is basically 24 which means I’m almost done with my 20s which means I’m basically about to turn 30

@williamhutter entitled commies

@Conv_monarch Bloody hell, people are the worse 🤦‍♂️

I love shopify

apparently you can just rizz up your users

@hustlin_heev wsh wsh le goat parle français

i really know how to talk w/ frenchies lmaooo

@ecombeckett what about the gays of Hormuz

The straight of Hormuz opens and the whole world seems to be so back at once even in things that can’t possibly be related?? It’s just one of those days I guess.

i think i built a feature no one wanted... fuck

Guys, im doing shopify dev work now aswell. If you need help with a project DM me. My goal is to transition away from my 9-5 to fully focus on my passion - shopify 💚

If you’re not a billionaire Gemini Flash 3 is the best value for money LLM for coding

If I don’t buy an apartment by the end of the year I’m gay

@Co1eem with more comes better

Run More Ads❌ Run Better Ads✅

@alexanderhupfer I can see it comming

Most people expect shopify to introduce an app review fee in their townhall event. Who wants to predict the height of the fee?

@DsMatie nice product

More than 800 analyses done on App Store Pulse 👌 We're going for the 1000!

@ecombeckett rich

Sometimes I think about how much my $60/mo hetzner vps would cost if it were with a cloud provider. Like it’s so insanely overkill but I decided $60 a month to never have to worry about memory or compute was fine with me

@PamaEcom @v_d_mw Not there yet but coming for him

@v_d_mw @Conv_monarch this you? Hahaha

Found a Shopify developer with 127 apps 🤯 This might be a record apps.shopify.com/partners/unrea…

@hustlin_heev 1 year ago you were at $100 MRR I lowkey envied you now you’ve 100× it in a year. I don’t see why you can’t 10× it again next year and retire your whole family you’re the GOAT big bro

at what MRR can u retire ur wife in NYC?