Creature

Practicing a new form of meditation that consists of throwing myself against the walls of my enclosure

Congress has issued a statement that they’re going to start assembling The Monolith

First day on the job as a mushroom in human congress and instantly got accused of scandals Aw well me muddle through

@DevotionOath Food

WHAT DO YOU CALL THESE

Dude just get on the tracks the trains soooo far away I just want to test something

i thrive in the dark and eating me can be enlightening, what am i

@angelemissary_ Uhhhhhh

@gregthesorcerer Why is it sitting like humpty dumpty?

Important financial decisions have been made

@jacksfatboner And yet it’s always femtanyl as the most listened to

shanaia twain what are you doing here anyways goblin music spread for this month, been listening to a bit of everything as of late

@packtually “Regular” people

@Creature_Scribe mushroom people or like regular people

They’re making the mushroom a representative of the people

Have you considered fish?

@Slime_Posting @WebUndefeated Sure the more I replace the more food we have for you :)

@WebUndefeated @Creature_Scribe I'm proud of your hard work! But can you send me the polystyrine? I love eatibg microplastics :3

This mushroom based material from Magical Mushroom Company can be grown into almost anything in as little as 7 days, and it’s a direct replacement for polystyrene.

In this life you’re either the trolley or the problem

@jacksfatboner The people need to know

the beautiful women on my priv love to hear me talk about my poo

You have two wolves inside of you, one is emo and the other is the slime

@Discollaborator If all the world united their hearts and hummed an evil tune could that potentially bring back Mitya but evil? Much to think about

I regret to inform you all that I died in the attacks. They got me. It's "lights out" for South Dakota's third favorite son. Unless... No, it's too outlandish. Well, maybe if the people of the world united their hearts in song, I could pull through. But that would never happen...

Girlie said I look like a creature that was captured in nighttime documentary footage

Yahooing why I can’t fly yet

@abstrakti0ns Maybe something

What would happen if something happened